Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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mydadtucksmeinmysleep said:
Cobes should get a raven. They’re goth af, feed themselves, and hardy to Wyoming winter.
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I'm not sure another pet is a good idea for Cobes. He kinda tends to abuse them. Not out of malice mind you, unlike what some redditors want people to believe, but giving alcohol, weed, tobacco to animals is not taking care of them. His intentions are good as he just wants them to be vibing with him and he thinks "weed makes me feel good, therefore I'll blow smoke in my lizard's face, he'll enjoy it too" but he clearly can't care for an animal. Hell, he can't care for himself.
 
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biggacracka said:
I'm not sure another pet is a good idea for Cobes. He kinda tends to abuse them. Not out of malice mind you, unlike what some redditors want people to believe, but giving alcohol, weed, tobacco to animals is not taking care of them. His intentions are good as he just wants them to be vibing with him and he thinks "weed makes me feel good, therefore I'll blow smoke in my lizard's face, he'll enjoy it too" but he clearly can't care for an animal. Hell, he can't care for himself.
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The thing about ravens is they’re intelligent and mean. If you convince him to let it be outside it will either fly off to join a flock after being pissed off by his abuse or stick around locally to shit on him and piss him off. The only real danger to an animal is if it’s stuck in Josh’s hovel and can’t escape like Puff.
 
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biggacracka said:
I'm not sure another pet is a good idea for Cobes. He kinda tends to abuse them. Not out of malice mind you, unlike what some redditors want people to believe, but giving alcohol, weed, tobacco to animals is not taking care of them. His intentions are good as he just wants them to be vibing with him and he thinks "weed makes me feel good, therefore I'll blow smoke in my lizard's face, he'll enjoy it too" but he clearly can't care for an animal. Hell, he can't care for himself.
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The most he should ever care for are plants, but lord knows he’d do things to those plants that will kill them fast. I could definitely see him occasionally watering the plants with beer, thinking “I like beer, so this plant will probably like it too.” Granted, since it isn’t an animal, it can’t really “vibe” with him, so it would kill his enjoyment.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
The most he should ever care for are plants, but lord knows he’d do things to those plants that will kill them fast. I could definitely see him occasionally watering the plants with beer, thinking “I like beer, so this plant will probably like it too.” Granted, since it isn’t an animal, it can’t really “vibe” with him, so it would kill his enjoyment.
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Arguably I agree to disagree and a plant would be worse because it couldn’t make the decision to leave like a bird could. I’m worried he might try to tear it down while it’s still alive to make a wand.
 
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mydadtucksmeinmysleep said:
The thing about ravens is they’re intelligent and mean. If you convince him to let it be outside it will either fly off to join a flock after being pissed off by his abuse or stick around locally to shit on him and piss him off. The only real danger to an animal is if it’s stuck in Josh’s hovel and can’t escape like Puff.
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Yeah, kinda forgot about corvids having more brains than cobes lmao
JambledUpWords said:
The most he should ever care for are plants, but lord knows he’d do things to those plants that will kill them fast. I could definitely see him occasionally watering the plants with beer, thinking “I like beer, so this plant will probably like it too.” Granted, since it isn’t an animal, it can’t really “vibe” with him, so it would kill his enjoyment.
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I'm now imagining him trying his hand at gardening and trying to make "plants combo". Like trying to cross breed barely and weed to make weed beer or some other god-defying experiments
 
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biggacracka said:
I'm now imagining him trying his hand at gardening and trying to make "plants combo". Like trying to cross breed barely and weed to make weed beer or some other god-defying experiments
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If he were to successfully cross breed those kinds of plants and make alcohol from it, I’ll be impressed
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
I might be a nerd but he been slaying them so long it is time to find a giant*.

*Warhammer reference

Would be so fucking cool if he got into figurines and tabletop games. Can just imagine him drunkenly screaming at figurine after bad dice roll. And figurines paint
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He wouldn't be able to focus long enough to paint those small figurines. Most he'll do is cover up certain areas and spray paint. I honestly don't think he's ever used a paint brush or roller, as Cunt seems to have done all the renovations after his first eviction.

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It looks like the grease and grime from the stove actually deformed the base of the wall.
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How'd he get away without costing Papa nips 6 grang again? A new stove ain't cheap and that entire kitchen is going to need a new paint job, hell probably the hole apartment. Maybe 1 or 3 cans of paint at most, but we've seen him vomit and and spill shit all over his floor so the carpet for sure needs to be replaced again.
 
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It’s a shame he’s too retarded / defiant to actually get money outta his streaming. At the same time, I bet a lot of that looks like actual work to the boglim and he wants nothing to do with it. He can make a grand or so just by spray painting some sticks and selling them, but even that is too much for him.

I fear the day when his channel finally gets banned. I’m too lazy to hunt him down and watch Facebook streams, which wouldn’t last too long before a ban either. Say what you want but the clip channels will find his shit and make it available too the masses — after they take their vig.
 
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It looks like the grease and grime from the stove actually deformed the base of the wall.
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Guess it makes sense with how old that stove was. Around 50-55 years based on the model.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
How'd he get away without costing Papa nips 6 grang again? A new stove ain't cheap and that entire kitchen is going to need a new paint job, hell probably the hole apartment. Maybe 1 or 3 cans of paint at most, but we've seen him vomit and and spill shit all over his floor so the carpet for sure needs to be replaced again.
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They've been renovating these units from top to bottom across the complex, so they were planning to scrap everything there no matter what condition it was in. I think his unit was one of the last unrenovated ones in fact, which probably played a role in the eviction.

Decently-run apartments will always replace the carpet and paint the fixtures and walls between tenants, so that piece isn't too surprising in and of itself. Whether or not he had to pay for any smoke damage or anything like that isn't clear, but probably not if they're renovating everything anyways.
 
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mydadtucksmeinmysleep said:
Cobes should get a raven. They’re goth af, feed themselves, and hardy to Wyoming winter.
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He used to mention a raven/animal youtuber named Peter Caine alot, and would talk about getting a pet raven when he wins the lottery. It would know how to sing ozzy and swear, and also have a giant walk in birdcage inside his dream house.
 
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tony tortellini said:
The grand total of February-May cashapp and PayPal shoutouts, per the videos today. For all the trolls jealous of Cobra’s lavish lifestyle and getting angry about how much money he makes doing nothing, I bet you could never dream of making damn near $500 a month.
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Reminder that the people on the subreddit literally wanted to have the IRS audit him over this tiny amount of money. I'm pretty sure a few even actually submitted tips to them. They also wanted his SSI taken away because he was getting 500 bucks extra from fans.
 
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He used to mention a raven/animal youtuber named Peter Caine alot, and would talk about getting a pet raven when he wins the lottery. It would know how to sing ozzy and swear, and also have a giant walk in birdcage inside his dream house.
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Peter Caine is exactly who I thought of when the raven was mentioned. Not really sure what happened to him, I remember he got pretty weird and there was some questionable stuff going on.
 
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biggacracka said:
I'm not sure another pet is a good idea for Cobes. He kinda tends to abuse them. Not out of malice mind you, unlike what some redditors want people to believe, but giving alcohol, weed, tobacco to animals is not taking care of them. His intentions are good as he just wants them to be vibing with him and he thinks "weed makes me feel good, therefore I'll blow smoke in my lizard's face, he'll enjoy it too" but he clearly can't care for an animal. Hell, he can't care for himself.
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You aren't sure? After that entire paragraph after saying you aren't sure? Really?
Sicko Hunter said:
Reminder that the people on the subreddit literally wanted to have the IRS audit him over this tiny amount of money. I'm pretty sure a few even actually submitted tips to them. They also wanted his SSI taken away because he was getting 500 bucks extra from fans.
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I'm pretty sure people were just bringing up that donos turned into something the IRS needs documented after a bill was passed (can't rememeber bill). They were expecting the IRS to fuck with him because they didn't think him or Cunt would be able to properly account for them.

Edit: Which they probably aren't, seeing as DSP isn't in jail/prison for fraud.
 
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