Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DuranceVile]

Balldo's active on X, still the smartest man in the world.

This makes more sense when you think about how Nick's efame is more important to him than anything else.

I have a feeling whatever abode Nick's in right now has zero hot water after all the shower calls he's made this past week. He's got raging NPD and his public image (one of the most precious things to a narc) got dealt a huge blow. His cover of a respectable family man is blown, as is his too cool for school funny and weird Dax-wannabe larp.

I think he was trying to get people to run interference for him so he could lay low. Unfortunately his self esteem team is a pretty sad one. Basically just the Eric July alogs, Good Lawgic, and TheUmbrellaMan of "got mentioned once during Johnny Depp" fame. Basically people with little to no credibility outside of their small spheres of influence.

So now he's having to try to clean things up himself, but his brain is so fried that he just keeps resetting to Juju-clone mode and making lame "dunks" on anyone who isn't nodding approvingly at his flaccid Balldo.

 

[Judex Meus]

THE SAGA CONTINUES!
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He's clearly not aware in the slightest. This is the exact kind of thing "old Nick" made fun of others for doing when he covered cases like this. I only hope he continues being oblivious (read: coked out of his mind) for the sake of entertainment.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Since the topic has briefly turned to Kayla, here are some choice posts Kayla has made about herself (edit: in the past) that bear consideration:

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Having created many substantial posts about Kayla Rekieta, I remain unsurprised at her development decline. Not because it wasn't preventable (it absolutely was, which is why it's so tragic), but because her values are twisted in a way similar to Nick (whose values are inverted). The post I linked to extends to how Nick explained his cocaine use to Aaron.

Kayla is both unintelligent in a general sense, selfish, and has poor decision-making skills. All this compounded with various induced impairments make her a walking disaster. Kayla tried to have it all and destroyed herself in the process (see above link for details).

I said this back when those were posted but Kayla did not write those two posts. Nick did.

No woman has ever compared pride of her own body to how a guy is proud of his gun and cars. This is how a man who considers a woman’s body an expensive possession, like the cars and guns, he owns. It might have been a tad more believable if they had compared it to a guy who works out at a gym being proud of his body.

This is just now how woman writes or thinks about her body, but it’s definitely how some men think about women’s bodies or how they think women should think about their bodies.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Look at the new OP thread (Work in Progress)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/op-re...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW
Warning: horrifying, NSFL

Thank you for promptly enabling my decision to bleach my eyeballs today.

 

[zimzam88]

Possible, but then there is the fact that Kayla was actively engaging with the sexual material posted by Nick's LOCALS and complaining how she wasn't able to post lewds/nudes because that would destroy the conservative appearance (blaming KF in particular). Nick held her back...briefly.

Spoiler: KF shoutout from Kayla: contains censored naughty image

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Later Kayla posted lewds in the form of lingerie shots and the infamous bottle-butt pics (which Nick also did soon after).

Yeah regardless if Nick was samefagging they're both really fucked in the head, its hard to delineate which is more unhinged or who was leading the way into the k-hole.

It's actually impressive how equally despicable they became.

 

[NSA Intern]

I appreciate your cat autism floppa

 

[NadeND-001]

She's still a mother to 5 kids, as shit as she has been with the drugs and swinging and neglect, I REALLY hope she doesn't put her kids through the added shame of having a pornographer mom.

at the rate things were going it was just a matter of time till a pr0n would have popped up of them.

 

[JackoVerde]

I mean, there's already (partial) nudes on the internet if I'm not mistaken, so it's not that far off. But I agree, that's one of the absolute most humiliating things you can do to your children.

Dax: are you a fucking pussy, I wish my mom had an onlyfans when I was a kid. That’s even better for the daughters. They’ll learn to make money quick.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And isn't that the truth. 1.3 Million dollars for 6 months work is a life changing sum. You can literally do anything you want at this point. Pay off your house, buy a nice car, invest the rest in stocks and bonds and then whatever the fuck you want for work going foreword. He could have kicked it as a small town lawyer just taking cases that interested him, or maybe even started his own firm.

He never had to stream again. Hell, if he was careful he probably wouldn't have had to WORK again. Once the house is paid off and you have 1 million in the bank, you can live pretty comfortably off of just dividends and return on investment.

Instead he blew it all on hookers and blow. A literal fucking meme lord.

He didn't even have the house to pay off.
His house is owned by the trust. His other house he could have rented out.

All he had to do was keep his shit together.
Ok big trials like Rittenhouse and Depp don't come along everyday, but Nick had a good formula down. He was never a very good lawyer, but before he became a mumbling incoherent ranting alcoholic he was a decent host.
He knew how to get good guests, lawyers who were much better at knowledge of the technical aspects of the trials than Nick, but Nick was a good host, he could keep them on track, he knew what the viewer and the laymen would likely need explaining, and how to put the right questions and keep the show on track.

He had it fucking made.
And for a guy like Nick who obviously didn't like real work, it was perfect, he got to stay at home and work from his studio the Balldo Dungeon, all he had to do was keep his shit together.

That 1.3 million if he had invested it properly, put it in property or whatever, it could have made sure he never had to work again, or at least pick what he was interested in.

But what Nick was interested in was his animal lusts and base vices.
He's a fucking Untermenschen, a slave to his lowest urges.

He pissed it all away.
And now he's not gonna be remembered as the "Law Pope" or the guy that made online legal streaming mainstream.

He's Lord Balldo.

He's a fucking joke and his legacy is a ridiculous sex toy for impotent men and a broken home.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Dax: are you a fucking pussy, I wish my mom had an onlyfans when I was a kid. That’s even better for the daughters. They’ll learn to make money quick.

I bet Dax want daughters to get interested in onlyfans, Dax and Vito to be precise

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7h487Hgk0I
I don't think this has been posted yet...if it has i apologize.....Barnes and where he stands.

Barnes is loyal to the Bible and the Constitution. Also people.

4:20 Compares lawtubers against Rekieta to the mob who would turn in Jews to Nazis. Mentions Legal Mindset ("Grifter Mindset"), Nate, etc.

Discusses his nonexistent Rumble contract, last two minutes.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Snip

He's a fucking grifting cunt, I hate the fact many lawyers have said Barnes is wrong on the warrant and he just doesn't see it.

He also posted something to X that I had to change

 

[Honey's Dead]

I used to like Barnes and Viva... But Jesus their takes are insane..

As for Nick... You are a lying bastard you called people out noticing your decline over a year ago and told us to fuck off...

Not laughing now are you fucking druggie scumbag.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

He will have a clear glass filled with clear liquid that he'll hold up to the camera to show us and prove to us all that he's just drinking water.

It will not be water.

While that would be the more funny option, it also requires you to not have wetbrain to think of.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I said this back when those were posted but Kayla did not write those two posts. Nick did.

No woman has ever compared pride of her own body to how a guy is proud of his gun and cars. This is how a man who considers a woman’s body an expensive possession, like the cars and guns, he owns. It might have been a tad more believable if they had compared it to a guy who works out at a gym being proud of his body.

This is just now how woman writes or thinks about her body, but it’s definitely how some men think about women’s bodies or how they think women should think about their bodies.

Yes, I recall your theory. It is still Kayla's account though. If what you say is true then Kayla has deferred to Nick's cope. This means that Kayla has adopted the cope, and so, it becomes Kayla's cope as well. There is no escaping responsibility for Kayla's role in this.

Making blanket statements about how women treat/view their bodies might not be helpful here (given the lewdposting and such) unless you sincerely believe Kayla to be a kind of "everywoman". Given her choices and general sexual conduct with others, I certainly hope not.

In any case, I do appreciate your perspective and some narratives should be challenged. I hope you can afford me the same courtesy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Argent did a stream sarcastically describing Nick's drunken rambling as 'poetry' and 'unfathomably based'

And the thing is if he drunk streams again he's fucking done, so it would be compulsive viewing.

Fill yer boots with corn lads, the harvest be bountiful but famine awaits us next year.

Well, the ground should lie fallow for a season. Corn is hard on the soil.

 

[oh no im late for school]

It even implies an affectionate fatherly love from male tigers, which I find to be beautiful.

what i find to be beautiful is your big cat autism

 

[DuranceVile]

I can't quote @Procrastinhater's post but you're very much on point. Rackets was constantly talking during Rittenhouse about how he'd created this new way of looking at trials. And it was pretty fun, even the small ones like Theodore Edgecome were at worst good background noise. (I think Minnesota should bring Judge Borowski in for Rekieta 's trial).

At the time Depp was taking off, I thought it was odd that he kept insisting he was going to keep the night show around when it was clear he'd found an audience during the day. His excuse was that he wanted to reward the community that'd stayed with him when he was smaller. You know, the same audience of weebs, conservatives, and trad Christians he'd tell to get lost just a few months later. But it makes sense now seeing it was an excuse to spend less time around his family and drink more.

There's really no going back for that audience now, Emily Baker vacuumed up most of the trial watchers and Sean is on his way to becoming the new LawPope.

 

[Oxous]

Stream might be on for Monday.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

Barnes is loyal to the Bible and the Constitution. Also people.

4:20 Compares lawtubers against Rekieta to the mob who would turn in Jews to Nazis. Mentions Legal Mindset ("Grifter Mindset"), Nate, etc.

Discusses his nonexistent Rumble contract, last two minutes.


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i find it funny that Nickys locals keeps calling us a "Cult" Yet they are full of yes men and people that will never question Nicky antics..but we are the cultist...Barnes, Nick and others say fake friends....yet if you're a real friend you call them out when they do stupid shit.....if that ain't a Cult for you idk what is.....can't question anything now lol

Aaron did say Nick was kinda of like a cult leader...and loves control.....if hes to be believe....at this point just call them out and laugh at them