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[Shidoen]

Good heavens, no. It's not penis inspection day today.

THIS AIN'T MIDDLE SCHOOL SON THIS IS KIWI FARMS, WHIP IT OUT

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

its only pride month for 1 day and u are already obsessing over penis in this thread

 

[Shidoen]

its only pride month for 1 day and u are already obsessing over penis in this thread

Ah fuck I had too many whoppers.

 

[3deadniggers]

Gunpla/Gundam autists are weirdly often wealthy trust fund kids in my anecdotal experience.

Gun autists are either usually incredibly responsible or not and it's usually a little late to tell

Music/Arts/Romantics - Male BPD the relationship

Gunpla is full of Asian incels or old guys who want to branch out from military kits. It's still very insular so your groups dynamics will be very different.

Every Gundam autist I know is either fat or a tranny.

They are the public face. The groups and discords tend to be very different and exclude those people to 4chan where they belong

You'd be surprised at the Gym and 40k cross over. Might be just the locals here but damn the stereotype is still true in other areas

You can have a painted army or go to the gym. One or the other and I picked painting.

Gym bro culture is so broad now it impacts every hobby. There are always guys trying to get big muscles to pick up women and improve their lives. They never learn women don't care about gym bros for relationships and they're weight lifting to impress other men.

It's eerie, even here in what's basically Portland I remember when lots of people I knew had similar senses of humor. Then 90% of people swallowed the popular opinion and convinced themselves it was because they matured and evolved their world views. Maybe I'll develop some kind of gay handkerchief code but for edgelords, to signal your allegiance. If you see someone with a kiwi bird bandana, you'll know it's catching on.

They still hold the opinion but the inquisition is always watching.

You have no sexual experience, you will most likely end up in pain during or after the deed because neither you nor your prefered bf/husband know what they are doing, and aiming for a big one will just worsen the situation

What the hell did you do to injure yourself or your partner the first time you had sex (or you didn't and this is a larp). You find a comfortable position where you can insert the penis into the vagina then rock back and forth together. Other than her trying to sit on you and your penis being sat on at an uncomfortable angle for a split second there's not many ways you can injure each other during sex.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Sounds like something a dicklet would say. Face facts dicklets, if your penis isn't at least 30 inches you have no chance and might as well drop out of dating altogether.

Speaking of which, our "girl" @Tutu's talking points remind me of the earlier stages of the Incels.is thread

What the hell did you do to injure yourself or your partner the first time you had sex (or you didn't and this is a larp). You find a comfortable position where you can insert the penis into the vagina then rock back and forth together. Other than her trying to sit on you and your penis being sat on at an uncomfortable angle for a split second there's not many ways you can injure each other during sex.

I didn't say injure, I said end up in pain, which is something that can happen if you either go all in too early, or, in this case, have two desperate first-timers trying to deal with a guy that's hung.

 

[Chromeo]

Ah fuck I had too many whoppers.

> name has S,H, a vowel, D
> whoppers make him gay
Shadman is that you

 

[Shidoen]

Speaking of which, our "girl" @Tutu's talking points remind me of the earlier stages of the Incels.is thread


I didn't say injure, I said end up in pain, which is something that can happen if you either go all in too early, or, in this case, have two desperate first-timers trying to deal with a guy that's hung.

The not having sex part but thinking you know what you want is definitely incel type of stuff.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If this happens, we can surgically remove a few inches from his penis.

Emasculated men aren't known for having large penises, nor are hung men known for wanting to lose one of their traits just because a femcel didn't know what she was getting into

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

It's funny, usually people who obsess most about the size of their cock ain't the ones using it...

 

[AnOminous]

I do want children but I understand that relationships are not about that.

If one wants children and the other doesn't it's a cheat and a tease to lead them on.

 

[Like A Rad Neighbor]

If this happens, we can surgically remove a few inches from his penis.

Is this an animal you possess? You think circumcision is wrong but we can alter even whomever is your "Perfect Specimen"

Jealousy shows that you genuinely care about someone and take commitment seriously.

I'm not sure what Cluster B you climbed out of but they'd like you back. Jealousy is a feeling and should be expressed but an inability to not be jealous because someone had a past *BEFORE THEY KNEW YOU EXISTED* isn't rational jealousy its irrational possessiveness driven by an insecurity. Has nobody ever stood up for you? You need to have insight as to why you are feeling jealous and the tools to explain that without exploding, you develop those skills by growing up.

I wonder did you not have much playground experience or were you often jealous of others; ie. "they make friends so easy" to the extent that you recused into a small online social circle? I feel like I'm talking to a girl in 4th grade who has only observed others and seethed. Is your first name Dunning last Kruger?

This is how human relationships have worked for thousands of years and it still persists in a lot of cultures today. Couples that abstain until marriage have the lowest rates of divorce. You do not need to partake in dating to know what is right and wrong. Most people think the higher a woman's body count is, the more likely she is to cheat and it is fair to apply this to men. If he is used to a hedonistic lifestyle, he is not going to change. That being said, most virginal moids are not celibate by choice and they would be degenerates if they could. We all should aim for a girlfriend-free Chad.

If marital quantity not marital quality is your measure of satisfaction than your end desired result is not human happiness its a golf game. If I get a divorce for some awful reason I would not marry again and I've always known I would marry once however I will not hesitate to leave if my relationship breaks down to the point of my life or my partners life being constantly and irreparably damaged by further involvement. Note: this doesn't mean I'll bail I'm in this for life. Life, however; needs healthy boundaries and foresight.

Society is fucked and yes most people you find immediately on the meat market are absolute gooned-out pornbrains because they're going to put themselves the most out there. If you put in minimal effort you'll see that thinking you're a rare bird because you're a 'living female virgin' is the equivalent of a mallard duck thinking itself a hyacinth macaw, you are a flock animal and your flock of similar if not better stock is much more vast than you realize.

Interesting your "most people" argument, whilst your first statistic does have some backing this is just you signaling your own thoughts and the fact that an algorithm pushes you to see more people with your thoughts does not a majority make. There's a lot of sluts out there yes and a lot who don't even care to think about monogamy however it's not a particularly good (nor critical) thing to apply your feelings into your argument.

I hope you find your perfect giga-chad to absolutely blast you but I have a feeling even if he walked up to you right now you'd find something to dislike.

 

[Megatardingo]

If one wants children and the other doesn't it's a cheat and a tease to lead them on.

I was responding to the idea that relationships are only about children, not about that. But yeah you shouldn't lie about wanting children if you don't, that's stupid.

 

[Jones McCann]

This thread turned into an incel therapy session lmao

 

[Shidoen]

This thread turned into an incel therapy session lmao

Whenever dates, women, or literally anything is mentioned. It is what it is.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

stop penis talk pls

 

[Megatardingo]

This thread turned into an incel therapy session lmao

I generally don't read posts I just pretend they say what I want them to say.

 

[stupid frog]

@CoolFool Have you ever been pregnant? If not, maybe you should start working with your doctor to make sure you can.
You don't have to reply. I just also feel kind of sorry for the outcome /gay

 

[3deadniggers]

I'm not sure what Cluster B you climbed out of but they'd like you back. Jealousy is a feeling and should be expressed but an inability to not be jealous because someone had a past *BEFORE THEY KNEW YOU EXISTED* isn't rational jealousy its irrational possessiveness driven by an insecurity. Has nobody ever stood up for you? You need to have insight as to why you are feeling jealous and the tools to explain that without exploding, you develop those skills by growing up.

It's not insecure to be disgusted by a woman's history. And many men do feel jealous their girlfriend did things for their ex they wouldn't do for them. It's why decent men say no to whores and whores try to shame men with stupid statements like "They didn't know you existed so it's fine"

 

[The Feline Solution]

and unlike hentai, 3D women DON'T want their cervixes rammed into

I remember when that retardation first made its way through the various incel communities and laughing my ass off, it's a total never-had-sex marker. It can happen if you're sticking it in from a weird angle but every single woman i have been intimate with and where this happened described the feeling akin to being stabbed and the polar opposite of being pleasurable.

they're weight lifting to impress other men.

The only correct reason for lifting

stop penis talk pls

Never.

 

[3deadniggers]

I remember when that retardation first made its way through the various incel communities and laughing my ass off, it's a total never-had-sex marker. It can happen if you're sticking it in from a weird angle but every single woman i have been intimate with and where this happened described the feeling akin to being stabbed and the polar opposite of being pleasurable.

You mean you don't penetrate the cervix and use it to rub your helmet? It's so dumb hentai promoted this