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I respect everyone's right to have standards and I may be taking some bait but you state you have never had any romantic experience....You're going to be surprised when size truly is not everything.
I was going to ask why you are defending men with small dicks, then I saw that you have dated /b/tards.
"Volcel Chad" is like asking for that perfect female kissless virgin who also is going to give insane cranium command and somehow know everything about the male anatomy, you're going to end up with someone who endlessly jackhammers you or has vastly overestimated their "research" abilities and is probably wildly jealous not in a cute way but in a 'have fun never leaving the house again' way.
Why would he do that?
From your post I can't tell what you're bringing to the table besides a lot of judgement and requirements
It was a KiwiFarms post, not my dating app profile. I did not intend to write about "what I bring to the table", because it is an expression subhuman moids who watch nigger podcasts religiously and have never brought anything anywhere besides embarrassment to their shitskin families use.
I guess you think being a virgin and living female is particularly high value?
Yes.
 
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The problem is that most autists that hang out at hobby/game stores also tend to be deathfats and they don't shower. I'm looking for an autist that has a gym hobby. Or is at least not fat and unhealthy.
True, there seems to be no middleground between deathfat and Auschwitz-mode in the hobby scene. You have the odd King-of-the-Nerds store owner who works out and doesn't smell like shit but they were few and far between in my experience.
 
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The thing about wearing a mask hits close to home, probably for a lot of us. Not even "they don't know about my esoteric racism and annunaki hyperborea truthism", but just thinking maybe it's okay to make a funny joke without twisting yourself up in how it might be offensive to marginalized groups. I just like to have a giggle at things and not constantly excoriate myself over it, which has even some of my better friends assuming I'm part racist. Not that they hold it against me, precisely, but that they can't comprehend another motivation for finding these things humorous.

It's eerie, even here in what's basically Portland I remember when lots of people I knew had similar senses of humor. Then 90% of people swallowed the popular opinion and convinced themselves it was because they matured and evolved their world views. Maybe I'll develop some kind of gay handkerchief code but for edgelords, to signal your allegiance. If you see someone with a kiwi bird bandana, you'll know it's catching on.
 
The obvious question here is why didn't you?
Covid and terrible personality traits. Im very misanthropic, antisocial and covid made me jump headfirst into the media sphere in my little dungeon and I started liking it there. Im not good at talking to people irl I have no relation to cause words cannot be revised, drafted and corrected like typing things online, makes me appear more coherent and well spoken cause my mouth cannot keep up with my mind irl. Also most of my experiences with women have been bad even in MS and HS so yes all the embarassing incel backstory shit applies although I dont have the mindset. Duolicious or the prospective kiwi dating app would be great for me but somehow they seem like honeypot hives of data collection and mental illness.
 
I was going to ask why you are defending men with small dicks, then I saw that you have dated /b/tards.

Why would he do that?

It was a KiwiFarms post, not my dating app profile. I did not intend to write about "what I bring to the table", because it is an expression subhuman moids who watch nigger podcasts religiously and have never brought anything anywhere besides embarrassment to their shitskin families use.

Yes.

If we want to talk specifics I've only had experience in a range of 5in. - 8in. which is literally 2in of variance if that will make a difference to you than you have other problems to worry about, most people don't fall below this range which is why it's an average. Girth is largely the most important part and every vagina is shaped differently and has different placement for nerve clusters. If you don't understand your own anatomy and instead want to take this as me defending men than that is unfortunate for you. I'm sorry your sense of self can't override your minds defense mechanism to immediately discredit or push those who disagree with you to another side, if you re-read what I said up until my last sentence everything was said for your benefit not for defense of "duh menz"

Why would he do that? - Probably because you're signing yourself up to be with someone who also abstained from any emotionally romantic or sexual relationships. There's a reason why cheating is extremely high in social classes that force or socially suggest early marriage is "the way to go" or that single partnerships are or must be lifelong, you learn from experience and most people aren't introspective enough to learn from other's observed experience. Everybody has weaknesses and faults and you are giving yourself a large edge in the favor of abuse from a partner when you decide to pick someone with no experience. If someone has no relationship experience and has not experienced the lows and highs of dealing with that you have no scale of what could happen they (nor you) never developed a tool-set to handle things, this isn't "bad" but its strange it's what you desire.

Do you want someone inexperienced because you can't handle the jealousy associated with him finding someone before you; or do you truly think the world is a romantic lovequest?

Not that any of this matters if you were to enter a relationship today with the mindset you are presenting now it is a 100% chance you are going to abuse your partner in some way.

As for the next point, wow holy projection batman, I had no idea you were the stand in IMAX projector on this forum. You seem to take a turn of phrase that I pulled out of my ass and associated it with niggers? If you can't objectively see why this is the most defensive hilarious response to merely being asked "What is good about you" than I don't know what to say. If I ask if you're happy with yourself you'll probably lie and say yes, and you might be on so much copium you believe it, but when you either kill someone or inevitably get locked up for some manic shit you will have yourself to blame.

To your last point, simple: Womp Womp. I'd hate to have your IQ.
 
The thing about wearing a mask hits close to home, probably for a lot of us. Not even "they don't know about my esoteric racism and annunaki hyperborea truthism", but just thinking maybe it's okay to make a funny joke without twisting yourself up in how it might be offensive to marginalized groups. I just like to have a giggle at things and not constantly excoriate myself over it, which has even some of my better friends assuming I'm part racist. Not that they hold it against me, precisely, but that they can't comprehend another motivation for finding these things humorous.

It's eerie, even here in what's basically Portland I remember when lots of people I knew had similar senses of humor. Then 90% of people swallowed the popular opinion and convinced themselves it was because they matured and evolved their world views. Maybe I'll develop some kind of gay handkerchief code but for edgelords, to signal your allegiance. If you see someone with a kiwi bird bandana, you'll know it's catching on.
race war 420 this is a mcdonalds
 
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I was going to ask why you are defending men with small dicks, then I saw that you have dated /b/tards.
You have no sexual experience, you will most likely end up in pain during or after the deed because neither you nor your prefered bf/husband know what they are doing, and aiming for a big one will just worsen the situation
 
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Covid and terrible personality traits. Im very misanthropic, antisocial and covid made me jump headfirst into the media sphere in my little dungeon and I started liking it there. Im not good at talking to people irl I have no relation to cause words cannot be revised, drafted and corrected like typing things online, makes me appear more coherent and well spoken cause my mouth cannot keep up with my mind irl. Also most of my experiences with women have been bad even in MS and HS so yes all the embarassing incel backstory shit applies although I dont have the mindset. Duolicious or the prospective kiwi dating app would be great for me but somehow they seem like honeypot hives of data collection and mental illness.
Parts of that i feel hard.

it is an expression subhuman moids who watch nigger podcasts religiously and have never brought anything anywhere besides embarrassment to their shitskin families use

If we want to talk specifics I've only had experience in a range of 5in. - 8in.
This thread is going places :story:
 
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Why would he do that? - Probably because you're signing yourself up to be with someone who also abstained from any emotionally romantic or sexual relationships. There's a reason why cheating is extremely high in social classes that force or socially suggest early marriage is "the way to go" or that single partnerships are or must be lifelong, you learn from experience and most people aren't introspective enough to learn from other's observed experience. Everybody has weaknesses and faults and you are giving yourself a large edge in the favor of abuse from a partner when you decide to pick someone with no experience. If someone has no relationship experience and has not experienced the lows and highs of dealing with that you have no scale of what could happen they (nor you) never developed a tool-set to handle things, this isn't "bad" but its strange it's what you desire.
This is how human relationships have worked for thousands of years and it still persists in a lot of cultures today. Couples that abstain until marriage have the lowest rates of divorce. You do not need to partake in dating to know what is right and wrong. Most people think the higher a woman's body count is, the more likely she is to cheat and it is fair to apply this to men. If he is used to a hedonistic lifestyle, he is not going to change. That being said, most virginal moids are not celibate by choice and they would be degenerates if they could. We all should aim for a girlfriend-free Chad.
Do you want someone inexperienced because you can't handle the jealousy associated with him finding someone before you; or do you truly think the world is a romantic lovequest?
Jealousy shows that you genuinely care about someone and take commitment seriously.
You have no sexual experience, you will most likely end up in pain during or after the deed because neither you nor your prefered bf/husband know what they are doing, and aiming for a big one will just worsen the situation
If this happens, we can surgically remove a few inches from his penis.
 
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I will say this as a fact, men care too much about penis size and it’s about time you just accept it and move along. It’s not that all important.
^ What he said. It's trite and a little gross, but it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Vaginas are only so deep, and unlike hentai, 3D women DON'T want their cervixes rammed into.
 
I will say this as a fact, men care too much about penis size and it’s about time you just accept it and move along. It’s not that all important.
Sounds like something a dicklet would say. Face facts dicklets, if your penis isn't at least 30 inches you have no chance and might as well drop out of dating altogether.
 
^ What he said. It's trite and a little gross, but it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Vaginas are only so deep, and unlike hentai, 3D women DON'T want their cervixes rammed into.
You go through highschool with the same insecurities as all the other guys and just when you think it's all over hearing about other guy's junk, there's the ones who still think too much about it in their 20's and even 30's. Worst part was I went to a heavily black school so the problem was only worse.

Sounds like something a dicklet would say.
Not like you're offering to look at it I'm sure.
 
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