Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[Shidoen]

Pathetic. Null, I command you to IMPREGNATE this woman RIGHT NOW.

He’s too busy replacing his blood stream with Coke Zero and practicing his stutters.

 

[Like A Rad Neighbor]

how tf do you ask anyone else the hard questions like "would you abort?" I would want hundreds of thousands in the bank, really good job security and insurance, and for my wife to be willing to basically go to war with me before I would be willing to have kids just due to the high risk involved. It would be several years after marriage, minimum.

PL: I just had this talk (I have genetic worries and would want to give a child the best life possible) with my husband, I felt similarly to how you felt but in honesty if you can't bring up all of the logistics around childbirth even the hard things then you aren't ready to have a child with that person.

@CoolFool genuinely hope you can find someone who respects your time and prerogative, there is nothing worse than finding out that someone is able to joke or lie about something so paramount, honestly it shows a lack of care and regard to a matter that you obviously value highly so no fault in leaving. I found two boyfriends on /b/ one I dated for 9 years and the other for 1. Both were totally unrelated to any matchmaking it was all old ads for standalone streaming sites for video games. I ended up marrying someone I met IRL I was single and we became friends for a good few years and then it changed to what it is now. I have had not one but 3 people be disingenuous with their intentions for kids I don't know if its the age group I was in or what but it hurt every time.

- Handsome
- Understands me
- Good husband and father figure
- Financially dependable
- Has a normal sexuality and huge uncut cock
- Not a degenerate, retard and danger to society

I respect everyone's right to have standards and I may be taking some bait but you state you have never had any romantic experience....You're going to be surprised when size truly is not everything. "Volcel Chad" is like asking for that perfect female kissless virgin who also is going to give insane cranium command and somehow know everything about the male anatomy, you're going to end up with someone who endlessly jackhammers you or has vastly overestimated their "research" abilities and is probably wildly jealous not in a cute way but in a 'have fun never leaving the house again' way.

From your post I can't tell what you're bringing to the table besides a lot of judgement and requirements, I guess you think being a virgin and living female is particularly high value?

 

[DasEternalContrarian]

Gotta love all these handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals hanging with and laughing at all those other handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals, no projection or trauma going on in here, no sir.

 

[umami's milk]

I’m presuming that if you are actually of age to be on this site it is just so, so trust me: as early as approaching your thirties, the “half your age plus seven” rule goes from a rule of thumb to almost a physical feature you notice in women younger than you. The guys who claim they want the seventeen-year-old broodmare at forty have simply tricked themselves into believing so, and would be miserable if that were to actually occur.

Absolutely. Once i hit my thirties i couldn't imagine having a relationship with a woman who isn't at least 30 herself or close to that again, the life goals between someone who is mid-thirties and early twenties aren't compatible in my experience.

>you will never get that true and honest dilfussy
why even live.

 

[Megatardingo]

Gotta love all these handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals hanging with and laughing at all those other handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals, no projection or trauma going on in here, no sir.

I may be retarded and fat and unemployed and retarded but at least I'm not retarded.

 

[Casshern]

I wonder if this is a male/female thing. It seems like one with these replies where women think the question means one thing and men think it means another.

There is subtext when women ask the BQ, which is that they want to have them in a reasonable timeframe, and to be honest most men I know pick up on that. Jacob certainly did, that’s why he answered by specifying he wanted to be in his 30s before even properly considering it. Why he gave a lot of excuses on why having children is a bad idea. And honestly props to him for being honest, as was stated earlier ITT a fair bit of men would lie if it meant they could hook a catch for longer.

Some studies say that the glande of cut men is less sensible than that of uncut men, leading to less overall pleasure from stimulation on the area and things like that

Sure, but what’s that to her? Frankly requesting men be uncut is a bit retarded IMO. I mean, how big of a requirement is this? Is it a dealbreaker if a man fits every other criteria but was sexually mutilated by Jews when he was born? It’s not as though it truly changes the pleasure felt for her during intercourse, and he wouldn’t know what uncut stimulation is like to compare it to.

Now if he advocates for child mutilation? Then axe him, 100%, no questions asked. However filtering based on simply having it done to you is a step too far.

 

[DasEternalContrarian]

I may be retarded and fat and unemployed and retarded but at least I'm not retarded.

Careful with the wording lumpen. I'm not a fascist, I may be a gigarapist, a fascist, a communist, an anarchist, a anti-Westoid wokoid but at least I'm not a fascist buddy.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

This is another reason I prefer autists, they're honest to a fault.

Bucko forget these fandangle dating apps just go to a hobby store. The amount of autistic fellows that range from non verbal self harming with carer in tow to absolutely socially awkward that can't look you in the eye is incredible.

Just Mark yourself in the classic female autist outfit of oversized sleep wear and enclosed over ear headphones.

 

[The Feline Solution]

>you will never get that true and honest dilfussy
why even live.

Hey, there's absolutely no shortage of 40+ dilfs deep in their mid-life crisis who'd throw their life away for any pretty young thing that would give them the time of the day. Don't let this thread discourage you.

 

[umami's milk]

Hey, there's absolutely no shortage of 40+ dilfs deep in their mid-life crisis who'd throw their life away for any pretty young thing that would give them the time of the day. Don't let this thread discourage you.

Thanks king I will continue my search.

 

[Wodanaz]

This conversation then lead to Jacob being honest about his desire to have kids: it turns out, he doesn't want kids.

A bit anticlimactic but still a satisfying end to the story. Liars never prosper, what a retard lol.

 

[Megatardingo]

What? My point being it's pointless. Lol.

It's not, companionship and happinness are worthwhile goals not everyone is an autist that lives life like a biological automaton. Some people have feelings, mr bateman.

 

[The Feline Solution]

And honestly props to him for being honest, as was stated earlier ITT a fair bit of men would lie if it meant they could hook a catch for longer

He wasn't really honest though. @CoolFool said earlier that he stated on his profile that he wants kids and only came out after their date how he did not.

From your post I can't tell what you're bringing to the table besides a lot of judgement and requirements, I guess you think being a virgin and living female is particularly high value?

Word.

Bucko forget these fandangle dating apps just go to a hobby store. The amount of autistic fellows that range from non verbal self harming with carer in tow to absolutely socially awkward that can't look you in the eye is incredible.

Just Mark yourself in the classic female autist outfit of oversized sleep wear and enclosed over ear headphones.

She'd be queen of any Games Workshop store, i remember the looks my girlfriend got when i was still in the hobby and took her along to pick up stuff in one. I can count on one hand how often i have seen women in a GW and i actively played from 2nd Ed. to late 5th Ed.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Hey, there's absolutely no shortage of 40+ dilfs deep in their mid-life crisis who'd throw their life away for any pretty young thing that would give them the time of the day. Don't let this thread discourage you.

One of them even has his own board!

 

[Shidoen]

Gotta love all these handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals hanging with and laughing at all those other handsome and well-adjusted normal individuals, no projection or trauma going on in here, no sir.

I’m ugly and maladjusted but I still gotta try.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

She'd be queen of any Games Workshop store

GW or any Ma and Pa store with a D&D hobby group. The amount of social thirst from the younger generations when a woman walk in is probably still at the same level. However, more well adjusted normies are slowly bridging that gap between total social retard and functional.

 

[Casshern]

He wasn't really honest though. @CoolFool said earlier that he stated on his profile that he wants kids and only came out after their date how he did not.

Sorry, I should have been more specific. When *confronted* he was honest, but yeah he basically lied on the profile. Although he may not have considered it lying, like other Kiwis here he may consider “yes” and “yes in 10 years” to be equivalent.

 

[mean girl]

How long is she supposed to wait before she's allowed to call it a write-off?

Probably longer than one date

 

[3deadniggers]

Bucko forget these fandangle dating apps just go to a hobby store. The amount of autistic fellows that range from non verbal self harming with carer in tow to absolutely socially awkward that can't look you in the eye is incredible.

Just Mark yourself in the classic female autist outfit of oversized sleep wear and enclosed over ear headphones.

When do we get a thread about CoolFool being the whore of Toys r us?

GW or any Ma and Pa store with a D&D hobby group. The amount of social thirst from the younger generations when a woman walk in is probably still at the same level. However, more well adjusted normies are slowly bridging that gap between total social retard and functional.

Hobbies stores have had to adapt to the board games fad. You find a lot of women at them with groups of men now. It's not rare to see women playing board games on spare tables during FNM. I think most of them have a boyfriend at the table but you could try your luck.

 

[The Feline Solution]

One of them even has his own board!

Rackets was the first guy i was thinking off