Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AN/ALR56]

Nick I know you’re reading this. FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGER.

Lmao, you guys are like me when I was watching Breaking Bad.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot

Spoiler: A true & honest™ review of this film

This film is by far the most kino of kino that has and ever will come to exist. It is pure unadulterated kino in it's purest form, untainted by the dictates of mass media moguls, movie producers, or even the flaws of the film crew. The part where Janny Jewsh, the dear feeder himself knights a user with the True & Honest tag is a breathtaking scene alone itself to behold. The beautiful splendor of the set itself was an absolute feat on the parts of the film creators, the sets themselves were masterpieces of artistry. The humor was peak, being even funnier than the best of Norm MacDonald's jokes making Patrick S. Tomlinson's statements about Norm come true when his best jokes are compared to the great might of this tremendous labor of love.

The flashback to Rekieta and Josh getting along was a heart touching part and hit home where you think another scene would. The simple fact that it got that most friendships and communities eventually fall apart was a tear jerking moment. I couldn't help but tear up upon seeing the tragic backstory upon which Nick had fucked up his whole life with coke & liquor. For Nick could not handle the truth, that the path of hedonism is a horrid and increpid road that will destroy one's very soul. The big harrowing moment was when the one and only King Ralph the Sty Master himself showed himself on the Gunted Throne of empty liquor bottles and rotten tortas. At that point did I realize that this is only the first of a long running series of films.
I give this grand piece of kino..... A masterful... Splended... Graceful... A solid, 99.999999% purified rhodium. FOUR...out of five stars. You've overcome Orson Wells, the director of Citizen Kane in terms of sheer mastery of the Art of Cinema. When Scorsese, Spielberg, and countless others have failed to surpass the Master of Cinema as a medium, @Sharpeteer has succeeded on his first try. I cannot wait for the next part.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Based and pinhead pilled

The balldo.
You wore it, we came.

 

[Tablet County]

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The balldo.
You wore it, we came.

Takes on a whole new connotation when we're talking about a sex toy.

 

[CoomerTine]

Lmao, you guys are like me when I was watching Breaking Bad.

I don’t know how it’s possible to be a worse liar than WW but rekieta does it

 

[Red flaming panda]

You somehow managed to miss the funniest part (and the event that not only happened shortly before the end of the year, but massively increased his lead over any other choice for 2023): his "fan" Mandy turned out to be a man named Daniel living in Arlington, Texas who was using another woman's name and borderline pornographic images sourced from Reddit. The same Mandy who his simping for fucked up his marriage. Nick becoming an obnoxious coomer literally began with "Mandy" posting said images from Reddit onto his Locals, and it bit him in the nose over a year later.

And Nick's social cues never managed to guess that the "totally based and hot" "woman" "mechanic" from Texas who never wanted to meet up with Nick in-person might not be a real person.

Oh yeah, HOW COULD I FORGET THE FUCKING CATFISHING!
>Mandy, if I was single, you would never be single again

 

[200MB]

6 months into 'BDSM and Crack' and the Internet lawyer starts quoting scripture at you while you cuck him.
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I thought I remembered there being some Hellraiser stuff in the thread. Posted by @Prince_Stolas

 

[Evilronald]

I love how Robert Barnes compares the people not supporting Nick Rekieta after he was charged with drug possession, & child neglect, to Germans ratting out Jewish neighbours to the Nazis, & Klansmen going off to lynch people. Dear lord, I know Nick's nose is large, & he thinks of himself as hip with the negro community, but come on now:
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I don’t think Barnes realizes that’s a compliment to a large part of this community that we’d sell out the Jews. Kind of interesting to compare Jews with a bunch of degenerate coked up swingers, almost like he’s saying they’re the source?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I welcome thee for being up to date with the Rekieta thread.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
- Capabilities and responsibilities of a teenager on today's society;
- The history and impact of alcohol on American History;
- Economics and sociopolitical impact of the cocaine market;
- Responsibilities of a contemporary mother of 5 children - a sociopolitical discussion;
It's part of this thread syllabus. We appreciate your participation. Remember spiral learning, so repeating alredy discussed topics is part of your education.

I've moved on to shitposting until August, barring Nick pulling a Cokeita stream 2.0

 

[parsnip]

Speaking as someone in that former audience, are there any other decent YouTubers or streamers who do that? I've never really watched Sean - nothing against him - but I don't think I'd watch Emily for any protracted amount of time.

I don't know anything about lawtube and I had never watched trial coverage before, but I happened upon a channel called lawyer you know and I've really been enjoying his coverage of the Karen Read trial. He's very normal.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

everyone bitching about nick taking care of his kids or his son doing or whatever is a dumbass, we were supposed to do it and we failed
we also never paid for drugs, not once

if you ever donated to Nick then you did pay for the drugs.

 

[Spaded Dave]

The Possession of Nicholas Robert Rekieta

Fun fact: I wanted to punctuate each cut with him drinking and prior to 2021, especially 2019, it was difficult to find a stream that he actually drank on at all. 2019 I went through at least 7 videos of him not having a single drink before I found the one I used.

Edit: Just an addition I thought I should mention. These clips are all sped up equally and grabbed randomly. That is how much more erratic he has become with time.

 

[mitro]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

Incognito @elb made me legit lol. Glorious creation.

 

[NadeND-001]

You somehow managed to miss the funniest part (and the event that not only happened shortly before the end of the year, but massively increased his lead over any other choice for 2023): his "fan" Mandy turned out to be a man named Daniel living in Arlington, Texas who was using another woman's name and borderline pornographic images sourced from Reddit. The same Mandy who his simping for fucked up his marriage. Nick becoming an obnoxious coomer literally began with "Mandy" posting said images from Reddit onto his Locals, and it bit him in the nose over a year later.

And Nick's social cues never managed to guess that the "totally based and hot" "woman" "mechanic" from Texas who never wanted to meet up with Nick in-person might not be a real person.

if a picture of a wahman slides into the dms a red flag should pop up, but i guess nicky was too much in love with that bottle and coke to notice that

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

everyone bitching about nick taking care of his kids or his son doing or whatever is a dumbass, we were supposed to do it and we failed
we also never paid for drugs, not once

The biggest issue I see with the argument of
"well his eldest should of stepped up"
is the fact for the eldest to actually step up he would of needed to be taught to do shit by the parents to begin with so no matter which way you try and slice the cake they failed.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The biggest issue I see with the argument of
"well his eldest should of stepped up"
is the fact for the eldest to actually step up he would of needed to be taught to do shit by the parents to begin with so no matter which way you try and slice the cake they failed.

I don't know, when Anakin was 8 years old he defeated the entire Trade Federation blockade by himself. I don't think it's fair that Nick got burdened with such underperforming children.

 

[CoomerTine]

How did a Canadian coming to the US manage to turn him into an even bigger pussy?

https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/1797039916271948258?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

'removing alcohol as a theme'

So, who's the new host?

 

[NSA Intern]

if a picture of a wahman slides into the dms a red flag should pop up, but i guess nicky was too much in love with that bottle and coke to notice that
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Rule 0 of the internet: all women are fake until proven gay

 

[Captain Manning]

The cracks were starting even in 2019, at the height of WeebWars.

Preface: Thomas Roiloup is a turbosperg who declared blood vendetta against Rekieta and EVS after losing a "debate" over Comicsgate on Rekieta 's show. He's been declaring Rekieta a fake and a fraud for half a decade now, and is a great example of a broken clock being right.

He posted this video from an infamous twitch stream where Rekieta (at the time) uncharacteristically went off on Vic for not coming on his show. He eventually apologized for it and as I recall, it was ironically blamed on having a bit too much to drink that night. But Rackets going on very womanly rants about drama goes further than many realize.

https://youtu.be/UqjZCa30anU?si=Y80EBOVOw8bfAiaR

People in Weebwars at the time noticed it, and raised objection. He was acting like a dick to Vic with that bullshit. It's just that, at the time, I think it was treated as frustration on his part. Something a lot of people were feeling. So he was given a pass. People were laser focused on wanting Vic to win.

A better example of something that inexplicably flew under everybody's radar, it seems, was the raccoon and skunk story. I dunno how the fuck we missed that one.