Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

I always thought it was odd Nick lived near Kayla’s family, not his own.

He did it to appeaser her. Nick is a weak man.

Great work.
What movie is that from?

He lists the movies he got stuff from in the credits.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother.

She is borderline retarded.

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

Well he has to empty the bottles before he removes them. You try drinking all that booze.

I'm trapped and there is no hope. Don't weep for me for I am a pitiful creature. May my fate serve as a warning for others, may they choose more wisely

One day I spent 12 hours catching up. I got within 20 pages. Then Nick did something else stupid, and I ended up hundreds of pages behind. Even highlights weren't helpful. I ended up skipping ahead in 10-page blocks. I hope I didn't miss anything funny. There's a large number of pages about how the kids should have picked up the slack. You will want to skip past that part. Good luck friend.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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Honestly, this is enraging. Dude had a fucking awesome life. Trust fund money, a lawyer, happy looking family, a youtube channel that was in the top 10 for superchats. The life many of us dream about having. And he throw it away on a whore and blow.

Fuck you Nick, I hope you never experience another moment of joy in your life.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Drexx come out of hiding yet?

 

[J. Michael Snead]

Nick is writing into Camelot's stream right now, lol.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

To think Nick destroyed all of this because he wanted to be just like Dick. What a piece of shit.

Strip away all the bravado and ten layers of irony and I'll guarantee you not even Dick wants to be Dick.

 

[Rex_857]

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

That's a shit load of photoshop!

FTFY

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Strip away all the bravado and ten layers of irony and I'll guarantee you not even Dick wants to be Dick.

At least dick kinda does it right in a way. Have a life filled with booze and drugs if that makes you happy.... just don't have 5 fucking kids before you do it.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

It's hard work pouring out all that liquor, especially when he's doing it directly down his throat.

Isn't this the second time 'hes removing all the liquor' since the arrest? That we know about at least.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

How did Camelot go from "that crying hick with Walmart stories" into one of these guys?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Isn't this the second time 'hes removing all the liquor' since the arrest? That we know about at least.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to remove all the liquor he owned? It's not like he had a little liquor cabinet, unless your definition of liquor cabinet is "an entire 5000 square foot house".

 

[Friendly Potato]

Its genuinely sad to see what he became, reminds me of those ciggies boxes you get with the before smoking and after.

But was he just going through the motions, just playing the part of a devoted dad?

 

[Dastardly Dick]

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He's seething so bad. There's no way his first stream back doesn't go off the rails.

C'mon Nick. Fire up that stream. Own the haters.

 

[Kirtto]

I still can't believe we now pretty much are sure that Nick bought and used the Baldo because his erectile dysfunction due to cocaine and drinking. I can fucking picture impotent Nick trying to pleasure Kayla with the Baldo to make it up to her. No wonder he liked it so much in his review

 

[DuranceVile]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

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The Rail King has been reduced to lovebombing Coomalot through superchats.

 

[zimzam88]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

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Imagine losing your children because of a drug addiction and instead of getting your shit together you spend your time sweeping up your crimes in camelots chat. He's such a worthless piece of shit.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I also would like to thank Nick Rekieta from the bottom of my heart, for this has been the single best fall from grace since Owen Hart, and Nick can still suicide. Will he? Won't he? Let's find out together!

Rekieta's fall is reminding me more and more of Lowtax's final arc. All we need as an angry guardian ad litem and a "VINDICATED!" picture to finish it off. Nick's got a bit farther to slide before he hits the point of no return, but it looks more and more likely to me that he'll fail to pull up.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

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The true mark of a lolcow.
Inability to just fucking quit, cut your losses, and walk away.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

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If I still had the DRINK emote I'd be using it here.
Goddamn he is drunk in chat hahaha.