Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
is "CAMELOT331" one of the chief balldoguards/ balldowashers?

he keeps coping for broke dick *nick in streams. latest was approximately 2 hours ago
Coomalot is an e-hobo who tries to latch onto anybody and everybody in the YouTube sphere who would be able to lend him clout. Months ago, Nick completely blew Coomy off, but now that Nick is desperate for balldowashers, he accepts Coomy again. It suits Coomalot just fine, because of all of the attention Nick is getting right now.
 
Flashcast is going over the DMs that got leaked right now.
man you can hear YellowFlash and UmbrellaGuy playing the fence, grifting off this, but at the same time "well.. maybe Alex Stein WAS right, and there is a conspiracy against Nick", atleast Sean is questioning them,
as much as I dislike Warski, atleast him and PPP are heavily on one side
 
The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

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This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this. :drink:
I feel language fails me when I have to degrade into using expletives. But that is the most fucking epic thing I've ever seen on the web! Salute sir.
 
Flashcast is going over the DMs that got leaked right now.
Yeah it's going to keep escalating. His addiction combined with the the fantasy that he can just get everything reversed by having the evidence thrown out through his own constitutional law "acumen" is just too powerful. It will get a lot worse before it gets better.
 
You can basically cherrypick which parts of what in the documents is true based on the minutiae Balldoman is freaking out about. Never did an IV drug. Never let his oldest child babysit during a casino trip. OK. What about the near-ounce of coke and other illicit drugs? What about the fact that a mistress was arrested in the home along with your wife, a mistress who you told the cops was just visiting but your wife told CPS was technically the new live-in nanny?
 
You can basically cherrypick which parts of what in the documents is true based on the minutiae Balldoman is freaking out about. Never did an IV drug. Never let his oldest child babysit during a casino trip. OK. What about the near-ounce of coke and other illicit drugs? What about the fact that a mistress was arrested in the home along with your wife, a mistress who you told the cops was just visiting but your wife told CPS was technically the new live-in nanny?
This dude is so retarded. He might as well lube up his asshole and bend over in front of the prosecutor now.
 
You can basically cherrypick which parts of what in the documents is true based on the minutiae Balldoman is freaking out about. Never did an IV drug. Never let his oldest child babysit during a casino trip. OK. What about the near-ounce of coke and other illicit drugs? What about the fact that a mistress was arrested in the home along with your wife, a mistress who you told the cops was just visiting but your wife told CPS was technically the new live-in nanny?
Sean also stated he's seen photos of inside the house and can attest that it's absolutely filthy. As Null said, Balldo can shut us all down if he just consents to the body cam releasing.
 
That's awfully generous. She looks like a crack goblin now.
Achievement unlocked, Lady Crackets joins the ranks of peak sex kitten.
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Coomalot is an e-hobo who tries to latch onto anybody and everybody in the YouTube sphere who would be able to lend him clout. Months ago, Nick completely blew Coomy off, but now that Nick is desperate for balldowashers, he accepts Coomy again. It suits Coomalot just fine, because of all of the attention Nick is getting right now.

I can't stand that trailer trash idiot for that reason. He's such a piece of shit.
 
I've moved on to shitposting until August, barring Nick pulling a Cokeita stream 2.0
We can only hope for another Cokestream. Nick's best show since the Eric July spergfest and the John rant.
I'm going to get a bunch of clocks and trashcans for this, but can someone give me a QRD? I wasn't really following Nick during the weeb wars and can't be assed to dig through 4k+ posts without knowing when it happened
There's a new OP in progress in the proving ground. That would be the best place to catch up. There's just too much to cover.
Nick also claimed to have grown up in the hood in Houston with constant drive-by shootings and he had NO white friends, so take Nick’s self-reported history of his struggles and OG bonafides with ocean amounts of salt.
Sounds like he was trying to copy Howard Stern with that one.
And cat facts from @Floppa Elite.

I like the cat facts. This thread needs some occasional levity.
There needs to be more cat representation on the forum.
It's almost like seeing photos of serial killers when they were kids or with their families looking like regular people.
...so do we build a time machine so we can kill rackets as a child?
At least he got his tragic (in his view) American Beauty ending.
Yep he learned he wouldn't be saved by fucking the girl crackwhore.
 
This dude is so retarded. He might as well lube up his asshole and bend over in front of the prosecutor now.
Good! Make himself look so bad he gets a worse sentence. He refuses to get well, so fuck it just lock him away.

Also I've seen discussion over whether Kayla wants to get clean or not. She's still a failed mother, but if she did leave Nick and get clean, she could at least try and work towards making things right in the end. I'm sure her kids at least would recognize the effort to fix things, and while certainly not forget all that she did, but certainly forgive her.

But this woman can't wake up for anything except doing more drugs, not even to stop the kids from being in the car with a drunk driver, so I'm not optimistic on the idea of her do anything requiring more effort than doing drugs.
 
Yeah it's going to keep escalating. His addiction combined with the the fantasy that he can just get everything reversed by having the evidence thrown out through his own constitutional law "acumen" is just too powerful. It will get a lot worse before it gets better.
Yeah, it’s a train wreck and it doesn’t seem that a felony charge and gross misdemeanors have changed his mindset
 
You can basically cherrypick which parts of what in the documents is true based on the minutiae Balldoman is freaking out about. Never did an IV drug. Never let his oldest child babysit during a casino trip.
He said he wasn't a swinging cokehead 2 weeks ago. He's clearly a habitual liar who shows no signs of changing his behavior. I just assume everything he denies he's actually guilty of.
 
.223 is similar to a 5.56. You don’t really use a rifle for pest control anyway. A shotgun is more economic for pests.
Impractical and overkill, but if you have nothing behind you for a mile or so then it can be used. .22LR is a better choice for ground hogs, racoons, squirrels -quieter, less bullet travel, cheaper, and the pest doesn't explode into a bloody mess.
Nick's situation is the most powerful "anti-drug/alcohol ad" I've ever seen. So much so that I realized I was on fringes of alcoholism and decided I needed to step away from the bottle
Yes. A lesson on how to not fuck up your life completely. I hope it helps many people see that. And good for you sir!
. In contradiction to the other reply, hunting loads are often hotter than military ones, so watch putting .223 deer rounds into a 5.56.
Nope. Wrong. A commercial round labeled as .223 can only be as hot as the specifications allow. 5.56 NATO is a "hotter" round. Bullet weight and design plays a factor in what is better for taking down larger game. Reloading is a different story.
5.56 NATO is higher pressure. .223 can be fired from a rifle chambered in 5.56 but not vice versa.
5.56 NATO can be fired from a rifle chambered as .223. Done it many times without worry. I wager that no .223 made in the last two+ decades isn't designed knowing 5.56 NATO could and will likely end up in the chamber. Just from a product liability standpoint nobody would dare sell it. There are reloaders that make much hotter .223 rounds for hunting. Exceeding the standard amount of powder to far exceed 3000 FPS -sometimes pushing 3200+. They aren't blowing up their chambers.

Plus, generally speaking, engineers design in fudge factors that exceed specifications by quite a bit.
 
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