Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[David Kirk Ginder]

In my ideal world, Adam and the lazy-eyed blond girl would've fixed each other and had children with genetically inherited autism. This autistic family would struggle a bit more than the average but with family support, government welfare and modern technological conveniences, they could have a simple and fulfilling life, as long as they stayed away from social media.

But instead we have this short lived polecule or whatever the fuck.

Also Adam's makeup looks like ass.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You think you hate weens enough, but you really don't.

Chibi responds to the allegations of sexting the 16 year old girl. Claims that she had told him that she is 22 and the messages are fake

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Is he trying to fill the lawtube void now that Nick Rekieta self-immolated? Cancel the Therapist Arc, Chibi's going to law school!

Also does my memory fail me or is this not the first time he's made one of these posts on Facebook? How are his remaining friends not noticing a pattern of behaviour.

 

[GumballFapper]

Update: chibi deleted all comments except the one whiteknighting him, classic chibi

Also CavemanDCJ has used his superpower to make a whole networking venue be quiet
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Holy fucking shit, the ween has contacted Caveman now

This fucking ween/snitch who reads this thread needs to be put down like an animal

 

[Wodanaz]

In my ideal world, Adam and the lazy-eyed blond girl would've fixed each other and had children with genetically inherited autism. This autistic family would struggle a bit more than the average but with family support, government welfare and modern technological conveniences, they could have a simple and fulfilling life, as long as they stayed away from social media.

But instead we have this short lived polecule or whatever the fuck.

Also Adam's makeup looks like ass.

there's optimism and then there's this

 

[Harm]

Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.

Do it, Chibi. It'd amuse me dearly.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.

Do it, Chibi. It'd amuse me dearly.

I hope that one guy becomes Chibis stepdad by fucking his mom and smacking some sense into him.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I hope that one guy becomes Chibis stepdad by fucking his mom and smacking some sense into him.

I hope that Caveman actually troons out after Adam only to shame him into silence because he will do it better.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I hope that Caveman actually troons out after Adam only to shame him into silence because he will do it better.

Bad news bro don't know if this was already posted in the thread but Caveman is a Cavewomen now.

https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ

 

[BrainSand63]

Bad news bro don't know if this was already posted in the thread but Caveman is a Cavewomen now.

https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ

Just in time for Pride Month!

 

[shoashuffle]

Bad news bro don't know if this was already posted in the thread but Caveman is a Cavewomen now.

https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ

Please, for the love of god, get a life. Your obsession with pretending that he's a woman is weird. You've tried spreading it here, twitter, reddit and /v/, it's just sad.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Please, for the love of god, get a life. Your obsession with pretending that he's a woman is weird. You've tried spreading it here, twitter, reddit and /v/, it's just sad.

LEARN THE THREAD CULTURE BUCKO!

 

[UncommonParlence]

Cancel the lawful arc, Chibis going to TheRapist school

Ftfy

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

In my ideal world, Adam's brother and the black girl would've fixed each other and had children with genetically inherited melanin. This autistic family would struggle a bit more than the average but with mom's support, tugboat gibs, and shower sex, they could have a simple and fulfilling life, as long as they stayed away from Chibi.

 

[Marche]

wow did you guys see Caveman trooned out???

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Is Chibi getting better?

 

[Deez Nuts]

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Huh. This is one of the most autistic things I think I've ever seen him post, and I've been reading this thread for years. Something about him talking like he's in a courtroom like in one of his Pheonix Wright games... Even if he's right, it's still really funny.

I wanna know if he wore his cosplay wig while mashing this out to post online. I bet he did.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I wanna know if he worse his cosplay wig while mashing this out to post online. I bet he did.

At first he was like

Then he was like

(Could totaly imagine him being all sad how he lost friends because those evil kiwi farmers and throwing a pity party in some random KH discrod until he gets banned. But the he sees his PW wig puts it on and comes up with this amazing defense that will get him NOT GUILTY verdict and just like that he won the impossible case.)
After he was like

 

[Oliver Onions]

Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.

I really don't want to raise the spectre of the Chibi troon debate, but it would be interesting purely to see which type of troon he became.

Would we get slovenly mismatched outfits troon chibi, turbo thot troon chibi or permanent cosplay waifu troon chibi?

After he was like

This photo is perfect in so many ways. His skinnyfat tits, the kyphosis from a lifetime hunched over a computer screen, the in-shape dude in the background gazing on in horror, wondering how this tubby sack of shit has the balls to take off his shirt in public.

This is Chibi at his best *chef's kiss*

 

[BrainSand63]

This photo is perfect in so many ways. His skinnyfat tits, the kyphosis from a lifetime hunched over a computer screen, the in-shape dude in the background gazing on in horror, wondering how this tubby sack of shit has the balls to take off his shirt in public.

Clearly all of the work he’s putting in at the gym is paying off.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

I don't check the Chibi thread for a week and come back to see him ending up in a polycule and it exploding immediately after, and this is why Chibi will forever be the best cow. I wonder if it was actually a ween or if he managed to organically scare everybody off? The deep blue haired true and honest woman definitely seems like somebody Chibi would be asking to put various fruits inside of after 24 hours of contact.