Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

and settle with Monty so he can deal with 2 of the 3 things going on in his life, because (according to Sean) his CPS case still could have a timeline of around a year minimum...meaning around next Memorial Day, he could still be dealing with this shit.

Couldn't've happened to a more deserving person. Being a cunt has a cost, Nick.

This piece of shit has been lying and blowing smoke of his fans ass for well over a year with “how stressed he is!” “The only thing that could help, is if you gave me more hours in a day!”

And mind you, this “stress” the cause of all that missing time? DRIVING HIS OWN KIDS AROUND A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY!

Nick is literally the most thin skinned prick in existence, if this is such a cause for stress.

Fortunately he has taught himself to deal with it through liquor, coke and coom… So we likely have many more entertaining arrests to look forward to!

 

[teriyakiburns]

I don't know if it's been mentioned, but I recall nick joking about coke a good few years back. Something to the effect that a coke habit would be hugely expensive for him because of the size of his nose. Anyone else remember that? He's made a few comments about did over the years. Makes me think he always wanted to try them but haven't worked up the courage.

Actually wait, now that you bring that up I DO remember him mentioning some 40k books on his shelf...that he said he never got around to reading.

He always made fun of legal eagle for having unread law books on a shelf behind him, but it turns out nick was no different in the end. A charlatan more concerned with appearance than sincerity; Or, a YouTuber.

 

[Vesperus]

I think you nailed it. That is some horrible shit.

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Yes, but at least we know Nick doesn't have parasitic hook worm.

So he's got that going for him.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Wow, we went from sperging about the Rekieta kids to sperging about ammunition.
Can we all agree that what was written down was probably a mistake that will have no impact on the proceedings?
I hope Nick streams soon, so we can sperg about how drunk/coked up he looks.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Thank you buddy!

Behind all the abuse and gaslighting Nick subjected to her over the years, there is a beautiful, good, Christian woman in there!

Before Rekieta:
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After Rekieta:
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Being married to a narc does a real number on you. It wasn’t that long ago that she was a decent looking woman:
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Oh yeah?!? KAYLA DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE!!



I’ll bet you that Nick, that piece of garbage, never even watched Trek with her. Unless possibly those weird 90’ies era Trek porn parodies with “Mr. Sperm” and “Captain Cock”.



Idk man… April has a certain… Charm to her:
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SIMP - Stupidly Idolizing Methhead Pussy

 

[Captain Manning]

Wow, we went from sperging about the Rekieta kids to sperging about ammunition.
Can we all agree that what was written down was probably a mistake that will have no impact on the proceedings?

I don't know if it was a mistake, but I think it's not gonna be terribly relevant to the case at large. The case does involve firearms and ammunition to some extent (which is probably why it was logged into evidence), but I refuse to believe any of this is gonna turn on one singular shell casing found lying on the ground.

Sorry to be a dick about this, but the thread moves fast, and it's hard to keep up enough as it is. I think the whole .22 shell casing thing has been ridiculously overblown. I am kinda tired of hearing about it.

 

[Fapcop]

SIMP - Stupidly Idolizing Methhead Pussy

I shall remember that!

Next time Kayla and so go to church, we will light a candle for you too, and say a prayer.

So that even the coldest of hearts can be touched by the lord, by compassion… And a nice rack.

 

[NSA Intern]

Fifty posts or so to 100k. Congrats to Nick for so generously providing a bountiful harvest

 

[noor1717]

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I don't get the reference here. Does Andrew have Bow legs?

 

[Fapcop]

Sorry to be a dick about this, but the thread moves fast, and it's hard to keep up enough as it is. I think the whole .22 shell casing thing has been ridiculously overblown. I am kinda tired of hearing about it.

Yeah, it is a little silly. Nick likely read about mixing gunpowder and coke and tried it. Or used them to transport coke.

Little did he know it would turn into a discussion of thousands of posts.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Nearly 5000 pages of Balldo.....

 

[Fapcop]

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The interesting thing here, besides Nick sperging out like a tard, is IMHO those 20$ superchats.

Imagine having spent $5K (or $10K) on bail… You have a lawsuit you’re spending five-six figures on. Plus whatever CPS costs.

And instead of sending a 2$ or 5$ superchat, the man sends multiple $20 ones.

Tell me you never had to work a day in your life, without saying you’ve never had to work a day in your life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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These picture of him and our wife with his family make me more pissed off with him.

Pair of fucking shitbags threw that all away to get high and act like fucking coom brained deviants.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah, it is a little silly. Nick likely read about mixing gunpowder and coke and tried it. Or used them to transport coke.

Little did he know it would turn into a discussion of thousands of posts.

Could be that his dealer handed him a couple of .22s to try the brown brown thing, Nick would find it weird and funny.

But I do think it’s mostly likely a minor and inconsequential mistake on the part of the cops. Once the evidence photographs show up I’m sure it will be cleared up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This wasn't a satisfying enough life for him? How depressing.

At least he got his tragic (in his view) American Beauty ending.

That should have been a warning when he kept going on about how obsessed he was with a movie about a pedophile that gets obsessed with his daughters friend.

Fucking sick shit.
If you have a teenage daughter that movie is disgusting.

 

[NadeND-001]

Nick dm sperg out in full. It was in Flashcast dm group. Flash showed the whole thing on his LS tonight. Someone grab the stream before it goes private too please. They were talking about nicks situation a lot as well.

Flash cast

 

[Captain Manning]

He and she are on unconditional bond?

The only thing court records confirm right now is that he is.

Also, your attached screenshot with the highlighted portions is him saying "no" to the guy saying "go feed your kids." I dunno if anybody caught that.

Not that he could anyways. They've been removed from his custody.

EDIT: Disregard the struck through parts. The image in question is edited and fake. See page 5011 onwards.

 

[NSA Intern]

The kids are out of his custody, but does he have a no-contact order?

 

[SPCC Archivist]

Looks like his “ODD“ is getting the best of him.

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Honest to God, every time I see this unemployable wretch I need to take a second look, because I see Fatrick's profile.
Can we get a physiognomy check?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Guess what? That doesn't change the fact he got caught with 26 grams of coke a whole bunch of other shit.

Reminds me of Reddit lol

don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 2024, the cops threw Rekieta In A Cell, and plummeted 26 grams through the evidence's table.