Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

If I recall correctly the couple of commies who were nominally in charge got out-based by the people who actually made the game while they masturbated in their ivory tower and they got kicked out of their own studio before they could make a shitty sequel.

Workers rise up and fire your commie bosses.

Based if true.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I found the clip I was thinking of where Gosney says balldo gets really gay

From last night's Legal Vices drunken grift-a-thon (3:26:57 clip start)

Gosney wonders why Nick is getting gay with him. Drex responds. Nick joins the stream 12 or so minutes later.

All the way back on page 1581. Interestingly this clip was right next to it.

Nick shows off his new custom license plates.

 

[Guntkvd]

Godwinson is nose guarding live

https://kick.com/kingofthesektur

Edit: he moved from Legal Mindset to sperging about Jim and anime.

He's talking about Raket's right now.

 

[Procrastinhater]

as a fellow who has dabbled on spankbang, only reason i created one is you have to have one to dowload it. my personal bate habbit, i like to download and jerk to videos in a playlist, call me strange but I dont find one video to jerk to and say, "yup this is what i shall nut to". Thats just me

Why would you think its a good idea to tell us this shit?

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That's interesting.

Man I really hope he isn't lying about this.
I don't think any of us wants his kids to have gone hungry just so we have more to shit on him about.
The kid shit is making this harder to laugh at.
Without the child neglect it's comical, guy fucking decides to burn his life down to be a drunken coomer.
But with kids involved it's an if you don't laugh you'll cry thing.
I'd rather just laugh.

 

[cybernurse1998]

I'm not a gun guy, but is .223 used for pests like raccoons?

.22LR or .22 short are used for racoons. .223 and 5.56 are for pests like terrorists, communists and pedophiles

 

[barrymccockiner96969]

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Why would you think it’s a good idea to tell us this shit?

I don’t care? lol

 

[jerkstore]

i very strongly feel that nick did not give away all his alcohol, or get rid of it. i also do not see him returning to streaming sober. so many people who work to get sober find themselves having to withdraw from activities that they did while drunk/high, because they can’t imagine doing them sober once they decide to stop abusing. they also forget what it was like to do them sober, and forget that it was the activity itself and not the often later-introduced drunkeness/high that made it enjoyable. addiction is so infectious, it destroys enjoyment previously gained from activities once done sober after being done drunk/high for long periods of time.

i also have to major X to doubt that he gave all the liquor away. to whom? who does he have such a relationship with in his local community that would accept it?

edit: i also believe he is claiming he gave it away both because he cannot bear to part with it and also cannot bear the idea that the money he spent on it went down the drain as booze is so important to him.

further edit: in fact, if nick REALLY wanted to prove a point, he could have made his first livestream pouring every bottle down the drain. never going to happen.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

We really need that bodycam footage

He'll be down to diddler dax weaving lolbert fairy tales on how he is still a good guy and the government is evil.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m surprised Nick hasn’t blamed April or Kayla for not lumberjacking the internet during the appeals stream.

It was rather shocking to hear that April actually sat in the room while he streamed the drunken coke fueled fiasco stream. Probably never know if Kayla was watching live it up in her bedroom.

Imagine how either retarded or brainwashed April was to sit and watch that stream go down and not give one word of objection for four hours. The entire internet was jumping on to watch an obvious epic trainwreck unfold and April was across from Nick giving a bigs thumbs up and pretending to laugh at his comedic genius.

Must have been a tough day in the Rekita household when that appeal decision was handed down. Nicky double fisting the whiskey, maybe special trip to Minneapolis. By the time 10 pm rolled around he was in fine form to go live and neither April or Kayla would have dared try to stop him from his collision course with drunken internet stream infamy.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I have no proof but I'll just speculate: TUG leaked the Yellowpiss chats.

 

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i also have to major X to doubt that he gave all the liquor away. to whom? who does he have such a relationship with in his local community that would accept it?

He gave it to his good friend Rick Nekieta. You wouldn't know him, he goes to another school.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’m surprised Nick hasn’t blamed April or Kayla for not lumberjacking the internet during the appeals stream.

It was rather shocking to hear that April actually sat in the room while he streamed the drunken coke fueled fiasco stream. Probably never know if Kayla was watching live it up in her bedroom.

Imagine how either retarded or brainwashed April was to sit and watch that stream go down and not give one word of objection for four hours. The entire internet was jumping on to watch an obvious epic trainwreck unfold and April was across from Nick giving a bigs thumbs up and pretending to laugh at his comedic genius.

Must have been a tough day in the Rekita household when that appeal decision was handed down. Nicky double fisting the whiskey, maybe special trip to Minneapolis. By the time 10 pm rolled around he was in fine form to go live and neither April or Kayla would have dared try to stop him from his collision course with drunken internet stream infamy.

April's a gold coke digging whore.
She doesn't give a fuck about the consequences of his behavior to Nick or his family as long as the Bolivian and the Balldo kept flowing.
A real friend seeing Nick in that state would have stopped him streaming even if they had to rip the fucking cables out the back of his computer or flip the circuit breakers, and dealt with the fucking Daniel Larson tardout if necessary.
Sitting there and just watching that fucking sorrowful display is contemptible, she's a fucking vampire.
Nicks a big boy and a stupid shitfaced drunk but in that condition a friend would have stepped in.
It's like if you see a friend that fucked up you take his fuckin car keys if you have to, even if you have to deal with the tantrum.

End of the day though, this is on Balldo.
He chose this.
Hope it was worth it.

 

[polar bear]

He might send him a letter, though.

And you know what would Rekieta do upon seeing a letter from Doctor Theodore Kaczynski? He would fucking open it. Just like he immediately put on a medallion.
Because that's how smart Nick is.

 

[DumbDude43]

Imagine how either retarded or brainwashed April was to sit and watch that stream go down and not give one word of objection for four hours. The entire internet was jumping on to watch an obvious epic trainwreck unfold and April was across from Nick giving a bigs thumbs up and pretending to laugh at his comedic genius.

she's an addict and he is her drug supply
there's no room for objection or criticism in a relationship like that

 

[HTTP Error 404]

So Nick says the state fucked up and come tomorrow all of this just magically goes away and his life goes back to normal.

What in god's name could he think is coming tomorrow? Is it Sovereign Citizen bullshit? Or non-practicing lawyer "TEKNIKLY this means you have to stop" bullshit?

 

[SusanHassle]

I wonder just how many theories have been found to be true just in the past month

What did the Farms get right? A good exercise on God's day. Corrections and additions are welcome.

FARMS THEORY & STATUS

Swinging - Confirmed enough
Illicit substance abuse - Confirmed enough
Weight loss due to substance abuse - Confirmed enough
Alcoholism - Confirmed enough
Bad parenting - Confirmed enough
Bad housekeeping - Confirmed enough
Bad food/No food - Confirmed enough
Nick's MN community hates him - Confirmed enough
Nick will blow up his life - Confirmed enough
Kayla wanted to swing - Confirmed by Aaron. Reliable verification is unlikely to come
Nick will end up in jail - To be determined and not a leading Farms theory but plenty have said it
DUI to come - In the warrant it was witnessed but no official DUI
Nick has AIDS - Shitposting

NOT A FARMS THEORY, PARTICULARLY

Child neglect/abuse - Confirmed enough & I have never seen this widely speculated upon here
Nick has hired hookers - Confirmed by Camelot

Edit: Formatting. I don't know how to do columns here.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I hate you all I'm stuck watching elissa's clip of flashcast for the dm breakdown. my day is ruined I have to listen to PissFlash and TUGboat

 

[DaleMcGuy]

i very strongly feel that nick did not give away all his alcohol, or get rid of it. i also do not see him returning to streaming sober. so many people who work to get sober find themselves having to withdraw from activities that they did while drunk/high, because they can’t imagine doing them sober once they decide to stop abusing. they also forget what it was like to do them sober, and forget that it was the activity itself and not the often later-introduced drunkeness/high that made it enjoyable. addiction is so infectious, it destroys enjoyment previously gained from activities once done sober after being done drunk/high for long periods of time.

i also have to major X to doubt that he gave all the liquor away. to whom? who does he have such a relationship with in his local community that would accept it?

edit: i also believe he is claiming he gave it away both because he cannot bear to part with it and also cannot bear the idea that the money he spent on it went down the drain as booze is so important to him.

further edit: in fact, if nick REALLY wanted to prove a point, he could have made his first livestream pouring every bottle down the drain. never going to happen.

Half of his addiction is being terminally online. This whole situation with him monitoring what everyone is saying about him. Then having Daniel Larson sperg outs proves he is not truly willing to change.
As much as Aaron's story puffs himself up, Nick's idiocy keeps making it seem more and more believable.
If the court monitors his online activity during this he will be his own worst advocate. At this point he needs a stint behind bars to reset.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have no proof but I'll just speculate: TUG leaked the Yellowpiss chats.

I don't think that's an unreasonable speculation.

As I'm sure you remember, they were bossom buddies during Weebwars. It's gonna be a rough time for them if YF is anti-Rekieta and TUG stays pro.

So Nick says the state fucked up and come tomorrow all of this just magically goes away and his life goes back to normal.

No. He says that Kayla paid for the unconditional bond too, but the state fucked up by not updating their records to reflect that. That the records will be updated on Monday to include her bond being paid.

TBF, he might be right, but nobody here is gonna just take his word for it. We'll know soon enough, I guess.

 

[NadeND-001]

I hate you all I'm stuck watching elissa's clip of flashcast for the dm breakdown. my day is ruined I have to listen to PissFlash and TUGboat

you cant do that now sober. have a drink.