DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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What else needs to be said, really?

how in the hell can someone be this fucking stupid? i cant even pretend to comprehend what his thought process is. i wish his dents would take the hint and fuck off already, and i wish dentractors would stop giving him views and tips. lets get the homeless saga started finally

 

[00R-Gundam]

I believe that the reason dsp doest have iniative to do X thing or get Y thing for his streams is because he i afraid of failure/being made fun of. Thats why he only does things when he has no other choice or gets asked alot by his dents. When its a game and it doesnt get support he auto blames his dents "You Yes You want ed this". When it is something for his streams like an event or something "Remember that You wanted this" he always blame others for the shit he does, this also applies to life outside of his safebox. This is why dsp will always be years behind the current streaming standard in terms of tech and how he approaches streaming, only for him to question when he gets to do the changes "i thought people wanted this" only he forgets its been years and things change and progress. Its almost as if he doesnt have a sense of time to things. Wouldnt surprise me if a game that he is playing that was a hit in 2018, he goes with the expectation that since it was a hit back then, that it still is or that it means people will come to give him money for it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phil is happy on level one but he needs the dents to step up and show up for his streams. If they don't show up it's cause they're a bunch of whiny babies who can't wait for five years for him to get around to implementing a single suggestion.

I always like how he always champions him doing basic shit as like a massive undertaking that took years to implement. Like he bragged about "updating his background" during his latest psychotic stream, and all that consisted of was him stacking boxes and random gamer garbage he had in the closet behind him.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

That was a lot to unwrap. Like, wow dude.
Today was about 8 years of built up frustration. He hit every note.

Some people might say my content is dogshit. Some people don't care about a thing they ask for a year ago and I finally delivered it after they are gone, well maybe they should shut their mouth and never ask for things?

Boy my brain is hurting from that whole thing. This guy has something wrong with his brain that prevents him from having any realization or accountability.
Your content is dogshit, Phil. That's the answer to all of this and you just cannot accept this reality.
It doesn't matter what you play. You turn everything you touch into shit. If its a good game, you sit there and dissect and make it the most miserable game made. You just fuckin' suuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[Lazycunt]

That was a lot to unwrap. Like, wow dude.
Today was about 8 years of built up frustration. He hit every note.
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Some people might say my content is dogshit. Some people don't care about a thing they ask for a year ago and I finally delivered it after they are gone, well maybe they should shut their mouth and never ask for things?

Boy my brain is hurting from that whole thing. This guy has something wrong with his brain that prevents him from having any realization or accountability.
Your content is dogshit, Phil. That's the answer to all of this and you just cannot accept this reality.
It doesn't matter what you play. You turn everything you touch into shit. If its a good game, you sit there and dissect and make it the most miserable game made. You just fuckin' suuuuuuuuuuuck.

I feel like your missing out on the one thing Phil is good for and that's for being such a good laughing stock.

 

[u-N]

Something I've noticed over the years of listening to Dave's rants, it's so obvious when he finds some new phrase he thinks is funny or cool and repeats it to no end. Just this morning he kept repeating how spoiled people were or specifically people wanted "instant gratification". Seriously he said this probably over a dozen times. I wonder if he saw this phrase on twitter or heard it in a video and now he's using it to fit his own fucked narrative in his head. Either that or I'm reading wayyy to much into it

 

[EmpGulcasa]

It's totally the games, not him. Not like dozens of other streamers can play the absolute bottom of the barrel games and still get tons of viewers and money showered on them. How does he reconcile his delusions with the fact that other streamers play the games he says are "no good" and make bank doing it all while their chat is having a blast? Jesus Christ, I fucking hate this guy. I really want something terrible to happen to him.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I wonder if he saw this phrase on twitter or heard it in a video and now he's using it to fit his own fucked narrative in his head. Either that or I'm reading wayyy to much into it

It’s just Dave being a mowlth drewling EEDIUHT.

It’s just a cope for being a massive retard. He doesn’t realize “instant gratification” is a phrase you probably learn about in 7th grade. But for our dented leader, who has devolved into the mental equivalent of a disabled 4th grader, this is a meaningful phrase.

Kill yourself Phil. You fat faggot.

(I wonder if Phil’s hell involves getting his card declined trying to pull hogans?)

 

[Corpun]

What's the over/under for DSP abandoning Bryan and flipping the switch on how he sees him? My guess is as soon as he hears about Bryan making fun of him for the 2k cat reveal. LARPers in chat better ask him about it.

Something I've noticed over the years of listening to Dave's rants, it's so obvious when he finds some new phrase he thinks is funny or cool and repeats it to no end. Just this morning he kept repeating how spoiled people were or specifically people wanted "instant gratification". Seriously he said this probably over a dozen times. I wonder if he saw this phrase on twitter or heard it in a video and now he's using it to fit his own fucked narrative in his head. Either that or I'm reading wayyy to much into it

There's been a few times this thread has used a specific word and he suddenly starts using it. Not sure what they were but it is documented that he can be bullied or manipulated either direction into using or abandoning some of his robust vocabulary. He really is a midwit because of this whole plucking some fancy word off of Twitter thing.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Something I've noticed over the years of listening to Dave's rants, it's so obvious when he finds some new phrase he thinks is funny or cool and repeats it to no end. Just this morning he kept repeating how spoiled people were or specifically people wanted "instant gratification". Seriously he said this probably over a dozen times. I wonder if he saw this phrase on twitter or heard it in a video and now he's using it to fit his own fucked narrative in his head. Either that or I'm reading wayyy to much into it

So far by my count this year, we've had "The pendulum theorem" of content consumption and politics, also known as the "swing here and there", and we also had "Symbiotic", which he repeated for about 2 weeks because not knowing what the word was felt like getting a direct stab to the ego on how stupid he is.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP thinks the Symbology for the lack of tips is too much Robust-Aromatic Style Photosynthesis in today's games and people want instant Classification instead of being Greatful for what they have. DSPgaming is the Pentultimate experience when it comes to live streams.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Apparently I missed a doozy of a stream today of DSP dipping his toe into politics again. 10 minutes of him having ZERO idea what's going on, while also pigsplaining everything and I think the entire thing is capped perfectly with him explaining that 2 Murdoch owned media outlets are somehow opposing each other with the Trump fiasco?

I want DSPolitics sooo bad. It's hard to emphasize how uninformed he is on politics, worse than maybe any other topic.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Why i dont address the trolling?" ... continues to address the trolling attempt.

 

[DerelictOnion]

DSPolitics is a brilliant idea. It'll likely bring more detractors on board, people who don't care about games but talk a lot about politics and Phil would be a the perfect dumbass to make fun of.

 

[Whaler]

Phils rant really shows just how fucked he is mentally. He actually understands that there's a million other streamers out there who do different shit but doesn't understand that if a streamer plays games members of the audience don't like, and refuses to do so, they'll leave a find a streamer who does. It's literally his fucking business and he doesn't get this simple and basic concept. Just his rant about how it's stupid to want "instant gratification" and that's not how anything in the world works and gives an example and then proceeds to beg for tips because he gets those immediately.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Just his rant about how it's stupid to want "instant gratification" and that's not how anything in the world works and gives an example and then proceeds to beg for tips because he gets those immediately.

It's not about instant gratification, dood, it's about survival. He needs that money, he really really does. To pay his bills. And Kat's DoorDash. Can't you hear her crying downstairs? If you really like him, you wouldn't let that happen, so tip him now and tell him what to do so you can tip him more in the future.

 

[Dredd2022]

I don't know many average guys who have declared bankruptcy tbf, nor many average guys who earned 6 figures a year, at all, never mind for like a decade. I hate him, I really fucking do. Got people who clean retard shit for 12 hours 6-7 days a week and pigroach complains about not getting enough money every day, every stream, without failure. The instant gratification rant doesn't help, fat cunt has spent how much on WWE champions? Anybody who has ever given him money should be sectioned.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It's not about instant gratification, dood, it's about survival. He needs that money, he really really does. To pay his bills. And Kat's DoorDash. Can't you hear her crying downstairs? If you really like him, you wouldn't let that happen, so tip him now and tell him what to do so you can tip him more in the future.

I'll leave this up cause I go back to it from time to time and this is the sort of type that Dave practically is the bullshit artist preacher:

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Luckily a totally organic $100 for the night stream has saved the business, and ensured terrible behaviour gets rewarded once again. Him going clown mode over his original clown mode commentary and remembering the time he had a friend to talk to is somehow even more pathetic than it sounds.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil has like 20 actual fans at most.
He gets hundreds of gifted memberships a month, so just do the math and if you’re a Phil fan, you’ll get a membership for free.

I know, even before Argentina got involved he had like 2-3 people showering him with gifted subs only having to do it again and again and again every month to keep his members number up.

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From last night throwback.

Phil didn't fall out of thouch with Howard and Rambo, he alienated them, trying to force them to work for him, which he still does today, the only thing tat has really changed about him is that he looks much older than he is.
It is great that he has recorded so much of his past, it makes it harder for him to lie about it, which he so often tries to do.