🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

ALEX STEIN YOU JUST FUCKED UP!

The Ralphamale is after you! And he’s going to get on his stream and he’s going to HOLLER and DANCE to about 300 viewers LIVE from his metal tin shack in the third world! And that’s about it really. If you have any slight misfortune he’s going to claim it as victory

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's got a way to go, but the desperate begging for attention arc could go from boring and pathetic to funny at some point. He just needs to pick it up. Roll around in the dirt more Ralph, you'll get there.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure this beef torta could be completely squashed if Alex Would just come on the killstream and stroke Ralph's gunt ego.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

“AH HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITAH THAT ALEX STIEN HAS STUBBED HIS TOE!

RAFFLEMALE VICTOREE1”

 

[genericwhitemale]

I've been out of the loop with Ralph shit because I've been engrossed with the Rekieta developments, but are his two recent bloodfeuds (Aaron and Alex) just a result of them wanting to go on the Kino Casino first? Bro is worried about his competition that bad, very weird to see.

 

[Lazy guy]

Alex Stein must be talking about the piglet because he's getting upset

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Ralph is really overestimating his reach. The only career he could end is the torta guy if Ralph goes on a real diet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph who watches wetbacks sodomise his wife without protection is calling another person a cuck.
Ethan Ralph who wanted some demented polycule where the women would fuck too is calling another person a cuck.
Ethan JCaesar187 Ralph who paid for PornHub premium so he can watch HD Blacked.com porn is calling another person a cuck.

Shut up piggy, how pathetic.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ethan Ralph who watches wetbacks sodomise his wife without protection is calling another person a cuck.
Ethan Ralph who wanted some demented polycule where the women would fuck too is calling another person a cuck.
Ethan JCaesar187 Ralph who paid for PornHub premium so he can watch HD Blacked.com porn is calling another person a cuck.

Shut up piggy, how pathetic.

Clearly in rejects of his BBC, rape and cuckoldry fetish, huh. Very pathetic, piggy.

Ralph is really overestimating his reach. The only career he could end is the torta guy if Ralph goes on a real diet.

He would not. Gunt is too lazy and too hungry for extra torta and squealing at others calling out his kinks and contractions. Piggy might just instead have a diet of diarrhea-inducing combo of torta, burritos and tacos for his own gain instead of just get the fuck out of his soiled pants and put on a real fight like a true Ralphamale. But he has a protruding gunt and is 5'1, so he has unlimited disadvantage against the torta guy anyway.

 

[Beavis]

I can't confirm the legitimacy of this, but this may be the reason Ethan Ralph is mad at Alex Stein

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Ralph literally tweeted asking strangers to buy things for Xander off Faith’s Amazon wishlist.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan JCaesar187 Ralph who paid for PornHub premium so he can watch HD Blacked.com porn is calling another person a cuck.

Not sure what the most demented part of that is. He felt the need to comment on videos, like why? Imagine wanting to know the opinions of JCaesar187 under that BBC cuck porn. Very cool information. And also paying for porn. In the age of being able to just google boobs and pirate sites there’s zero excuse to pay for porn. The only logical conclusions is that Ralph is a cuckold. He comments on porn videos replicate the thrill of sitting in a chair watching and he pays for porn because he likes the idea of paying other people to fuck. This is deep spiritual levels of cuckoldry which makes sense. Ralph paid to be in the cuck chair watching Meigh get fucked in the ass by a Mexican.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not sure what the most demented part of that is. He felt the need to comment on videos, like why? Imagine wanting to know the opinions of JCaesar187 under that BBC cuck porn. Very cool information. And also paying for porn. In the age of being able to just google boobs and pirate sites there’s zero excuse to pay for porn. The only logical conclusions is that Ralph is a cuckold. He comments on porn videos replicate the thrill of sitting in a chair watching and he pays for porn because he likes the idea of paying other people to fuck. This is deep spiritual levels of cuckoldry which makes sense. Ralph paid to be in the cuck chair watching Meigh get fucked in the ass by a Mexican.

I fucking LOVE her pussy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph literally tweeted asking strangers to buy things for Xander off Faith’s Amazon wishlist.

Breathtaking, isn't it? In one message Ralph admits poverty, shows his complete lack of affection for Xander (Fucking bitch watched too much Buffy), reveals his opinion of the few paypigs he had left and for a final flourish, gives us a reason to laugh at his idiocy. Keep going Boss Hog.

 

[Rage Pig]

What is piggy talking about, aside from being a fatty for the rest of his life, no matter his weight "lol"?

No way! The honorable fighter against Zionism, who put this important issue above his petty beef with Catboi Fuentes, who ranted about the Jooos on Twitter and invited every nutcase to his show as long as he bitched about the plight of the Balestoonians (before Balldo happened and he somehow forgot about what happens in Gaza) is getting CUCKED by a jewish BISH! Doesn't dare to run his pig snout the sniveling little coward!

 

[Nambona890]

Ralph's having a bit of a meltdown over VTubers in the wake of OffKai.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1797399095012643108

Spoiler: Video

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1797399095012643108

Spoiler: Video

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1797424273990246719

As a reminder, 2 years ago Ralph blocked Pipkin Pippa of Phase Connect (a massive sponsor of OffKai) on Twitter, because onstream she made fun of him and him getting beat up. Wouldn't surprise me if that experience sparked his hatred of VTubers.

 

[AltisticRight]

As a reminder, 2 years ago Ralph blocked Pipkin Pippa of Phase Connect (a massive sponsor of OffKai) on Twitter, because onstream she made fun of him and him getting beat up. Wouldn't surprise me if that experience sparked his hatred of VTubers.

Ethan Ralph is the lowest form of existence.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Are Legal Dicksucker and Gator friends or something? Did Gator initiate it? Or did Legal Dicksucker do this just to spite Ralph?

Also:

Look at this pig slop. Jesus Christ.

 

[Nambona890]

Ralph's having a bit of a meltdown over VTubers in the wake of OffKai.

Now it seems he wants to draw the ire of Hololive fans and Cover's (parent company of Hololive) lawyers; he says his next stream he'll be shitting on a bunch of VTubers and their fans, and given he's posted facedox of Mori Calliope (which is a well known secret to many in the VTubing sphere), he'll almost certainly say a bunch of slanderous things about Hololive talents, which is something Cover and their lawyers do not take very kindly to, and they encourage reporting of it to them.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1797495906935423428

 

[Sprate Header]

Now it seems he wants to draw the attention of Hololive fans and Cover's (parent company of Hololive) lawyers; he says his next stream he'll be shitting on a bunch of VTubers and their fans, and given he's posted facedox of Mori Calliope (which is a well known secret to many in the VTubing sphere), he'll almost certainly say a bunch of slanderous things about Hololive talents, which is something Cover and their lawyers do not take very kindly to, and they encourage reporting of it to them.
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I am fully in support of this decision.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Now it seems he wants to draw the ire of Hololive fans and Cover's (parent company of Hololive) lawyers; he says his next stream he'll be shitting on a bunch of VTubers and their fans, and given he's posted facedox of Mori Calliope (which is a well known secret to many in the VTubing sphere), he'll almost certainly say a bunch of slanderous things about Hololive talents, which is something Cover and their lawyers do not take very kindly to, and they encourage reporting of it to them.
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"Hey guys, want to watch me stick my micro dick into a hornets nest? What could go wrong?"

 

[Musashi's Son]

Ralph's having a bit of a meltdown over VTubers in the wake of OffKai.

Use archive.ph to archive his tweets fyi, don't just link them. Here is an archive of his timeline: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/vW8to

I am fully in support of this decision.

Convicted alcoholic felon and domestic abuser who married a lolicon and jerked off to a picture of Soph while she was underage vs Vtubers who excuse lolicon and their supporters who coom to their models. Can be summarized with this picture: