Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Made a little song for you my farmers.

Hope you like it Mr Barnes


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We shall work on a parody, heartfelt.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In service of that, what're people's most plausible theories that nick could be telling the truth on any particular issues? Drugs, kids, being an alcoholic, etc. Or all of them, if you choose.
If the most ironclad theory we can come up with is still shit and full of holes at the end, that says a fair bit by itself.

The alcohol was originally a bit for his show, part of the character he was playing, but it got hold of him towards the end...

Man I don't know. I'm wracking my brain trying to play devils advocate but it's really hard to think of a plausible excuse here.
They found a fucking ounce of cocaine in his safe.
He can try and say it was April's, I guess, but he talked to the cops, told them he slept in that bedroom, he connected himself to the location they found the drugs, and its his house... it's really hard to think of anything that sounds reasonable to explain this shit away.

 

[NSA Intern]

Why Lord, just why?

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xir or ma'am's face looks like melted plastic. Sad

 

[AnOminous]

Not really. If I'm not mistaken, a plea of no contest means you'll just accept whatever judgement the court makes against you without admitting your guilt or innocence.

Pretty sure even Nick isn't drugged out and stupid enough to make a plea with no deal like some kind of absolute retard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Kayla was gung-ho for cocaine as soon as she realized it was the only weight loss solution she’d ever need. She needs help for both the drugs and her food/body issues.

Spoiler

One of my SILs had struggled with anorexia all her life and at one point was all-in on coke because she was afraid she’d gain weight if she stopped taking it. Thank God she went to rehab and has been clean for 27 years but she had to get treatment for her food issues because of how intertwined coke was with her need to severely restrict calories and remain very thin. She says she no longer struggles but it’s something she has to work on every day — prayer, meetings, helping others — to keep the mental obsession with weight and calories at bay.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sorry you don't remember, please go rewatch the trail. I get you're angry at barnes but just because people agreed with some of what he said at the time, doesn't make them dick riders.

Wrong, I thought he wrong then, too, and completely unprofessional for doing what he was doing.

If it went to trial, it could be before a jury or a bench of three judges: Nick's choice.

Trial is before one judge. Three judges (or two) are an appellate panel if you appeal.

 

[Harm]

Barnes is clearly insane, but visiting/moving to Thailand is always a massive red flag. I'm not going to suggest that on its own that it makes Andrew Lastname some sort of creep (and calling him a pedo based solely on that is massively fucked up), but if there comes out a second red flag then I'm going to start side-eyeing that fuck. There's only a finite number of reasons to go to Thailand, just ask John & Jeff:

Spoiler: Borderline NSFW

I think Kayla was gung-ho for cocaine as soon as she realized it was the only weight loss solution she’d ever need.

If that Aaron story about celebrating with her when she'd get above 100 lbs is true then she needs serious help, if only because her daughters are going to develop their sense of self in part from their anorexic mother.

 

[Slur Generator]

I don't care for Andrew, but I agree that's pretty fucking scummy.

If I move to the murder capitol of the U.S., does that make me a murderer?

But hey, Barnes logic, amirite?

Isnt pedo capital of the world, ukraine?

 

[gang weeder]

In service of that, what're people's most plausible theories that nick could be telling the truth on any particular issues? Drugs, kids, being an alcoholic, etc. Or all of them, if you choose.
If the most ironclad theory we can come up with is still shit and full of holes at the end, that says a fair bit by itself.

If I want to undertake the thought experiment of being a Balldo washer:

1. The alcohol. Nick clearly has a problem with alcohol. However people in this thread are frequently claiming he would have severe withdrawals including DTs and possibly die if he were to quit. This is not necessarily the case. While it's plausible, the way that people's bodies interact with alcohol varies widely. Not everyone that is a heavy drinker develops DTs or other dangerous withdrawal symptoms. You can definitely have a problem with alcohol without being such a deep alcoholic that you experience DTs.

So, it is possible that Nick is actually not drinking, for now. If I had to put money down one way or the other I'd bet he is already drinking again, but it's definitely possible that he isn't.

2. The kids. The main sources of outrage are having weird swinger shit and an ounce of coke in the house with the kids, plus Nick's overall behavior showing that he's probably not a very good father in general. However there is still a huge amount of wiggle room between being a bad parent and serious physical neglect. Most of the things that we have heard about the kids, while they definitely suggest Nick is a bad parent, are not really signs of neglect in the sense of kids actually being malnourished, having untreated medical issues or diseases, etc. I am sure that this is what Nick has in mind when he claims his kids were never neglected.

Things like a kid saying they are hungry, wearing the same clothes more than once, etc., only really look bad within the additional context that we have such as the drug use and swinging. Plenty of kids who just have regular run of the mill bad/lazy parents could easily display things like these and it's very subjective as to whether it rises to the level of neglect or not. The people who reported these things knew that there was likely weird sex stuff and drugs going on so they were highly incentivized to view them through a more negative lens to try and justify community, and eventually police, intervention.

Of course this is just a thought experiment, personally I think that when/if we get more details, things will keep looking worse for Nick, because that has always been the trend thus far.

 

[AnOminous]

Barnes is clearly insane, but visiting/moving to Thailand is always a massive red flag. I'm not going to suggest that on its own that it makes Andrew Lastname some sort of creep (and calling him a pedo based solely on that is massively fucked up), but if there comes out a second red flag then I'm going to start side-eyeing that fuck.

This is what Elon Musk got sued over. He won, but only because of enormous amounts of fuck you money, because it got past a SLAPP motion and went to a jury trial. If it's totally unfounded I hope he has his checkbook open.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Why Lord, just why?

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Why is he so sweaty?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Why is he so sweaty?

Nerves and anxiety after failing to take a good photo for 3 hours under photography lamps. This was the best one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If that Aaron story about celebrating with her when she'd get above 100 lbs is true

Fuck, I missed that one. It rings very true to me.

These people live in the global HQ for substance and process addiction recovery. Money is no object. It’s almost comical that they insist on holding onto their addictions and their shit despite letting go of it all — and freedom from all this chaos — being literally within grasp.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why is he so sweaty?

If I were going to put my reputation on the line by defending a cokehead that abuses children, I'd be pretty sweaty too.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Nerves and anxiety after failing to take a good photo for 3 hours under photography lamps. This was the best one.

and it was still the first photo they took of him.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Barnes is clearly insane, but visiting/moving to Thailand is always a massive red flag. I'm not going to suggest that on its own that it makes Andrew Lastname some sort of creep (and calling him a pedo based solely on that is massively fucked up), but if there comes out a second red flag then I'm going to start side-eyeing that fuck. There's only a finite number of reasons to go to Thailand, just ask John & Jeff:

Spoiler: Borderline NSFW

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If that Aaron story about celebrating with her when she'd get above 100 lbs is true then she needs serious help, if only because her daughters are going to develop their sense of self in part from their anorexic mother.

Now now, let's not presume that Andrew is simply seeking underage loving in Thailand. Based on her physique she could just as easily have a penis and be one of them legendary Thai Ladyboys.

 

[Fools Idol]

Isnt pedo capital of the world, ukraine?

By percentage of the population you'd find it hard to beat the Pitcairn Islands. Honestly all the British Overseas Territories are sus as fuck but you didn't hear it from me.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why Lord, just why?

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Is that what is known as a Coomover?

 

[DumbDude43]

These two women probably stink worse than Nick's kids. They definitely aren't brushing their teeth or showering during their multiple-day coke binges.

imagine the smell

 

[Harm]

Fuck, I missed that one.

I only caught it because Bearing and his hoe reacted to it in his follow-up Rekieta video. It could be more bullshit, because Aaron is a retard whose only claim to fame is being cucked by Nick and making up more gossip about Nick and Kayla extends his time in the spotlight.

Now now, let's not presume that Andrew is simply seeking underage loving in Thailand. Based on her physique she could just as easily have a penis and be one of them legendary Thai Ladyboys.

True, maybe he simply wants to bang retarded Thai trannies instead.