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She says “knock it outta da parc” and the phrase is “knock it out of the park”
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ok on hearing it a second time, yeah she has a bad case of the ebonics but i don't think that alone would be the issue
however i believe the technical problem is that she said what sounded like "knock it out the park" as opposed to "knock it out *of* the park"
which i assume is how she would say it if she was speaking it, but omitting an entire word is a pretty big goof to make

i was also confused by how the 2 clips are connected, but again, upon rewatching, i realize they're not, the obnoxious guy interjecting in the middle (who i assumed at first was putting on that voice as a joke but now i think he actually just wants to sound like that) is just commentating on random clips he finds online

i'm gonna rant about this for a moment for this trend of 'guy literally just looks at video and says what we can all see' style videos is so unnecessary, they don't make jokes or say anything new they basically just illustrate every average individual's thought process, i can only imagine the kinds of people who like watching it are those who have no train of thought and need an external source to tell them what they think about a video
 
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Video shows wild riot break out at Florida skating rink after party is canceled
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Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said 300-400 people participated in the riot​


Video shows wild riot break out at Florida skating rink after party is canceled​

By Greg Wehner

Published May 20, 2024

Fox News
Video shows brawl break out at Florida skating rinkVideo
Florida law enforcement officials arrested 23 juveniles and six adults after a wild brawl erupted outside a Brandon skating rink when a party was canceled on Saturday night.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said deputies responded to a call from an off-duty deputy at Astro Skate at about 9:20 p.m. on Saturday, requesting help with a large crowd that was fighting in the parking lot.

Investigators learned the fight broke out after a planned party was canceled when the individuals hosting the private party failed to hire an off-duty deputy for the event, which Astro Skate requires.

Since the requirement was not fulfilled, the party was canceled, and the organizers were provided with a refund.

The Hillsborough County Sheriffs Office arrested six adults for trespassing and other charges after a brawl broke out at Astro Skate in Brandon, Florida on May 18, 2024. Pictured top left to right: Lekera Evans, Yazelynn Ramos, Malik Carter. Bottom left to right: Jadyn Sebro, Aliyah Alfonso, Fareed Carter (Hillsborough County Sheriffs Office)
The group turned to social media after learning the party had been canceled, calling on friends and acquaintances to meet at Astro Skate and riot against the business and law enforcement officials.

Deputies reported there were between 300-400 people in the skating rink’s parking lot and at nearby businesses.

The responding deputies told the crowd to leave because they were trespassing, yet the crowd continued fighting, damaging the nearby businesses, stealing and disrupting operations.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office responded to a large brawl at the Astro Skate roller skating rink in Brandon, Florida on Saturday, May 18, 2024, leading to the arrests of 23 juveniles and six adults. (Google Maps)
One of the groups participating in the riot attacked a juvenile inside a nearby barber shop, the sheriff’s office said. The victim was beaten and thrown through the barber shop’s plate-glass window before being transported to an area hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

The sheriff’s office said another group went into a convenience store and caused more than $500 worth of damage to wine bottles, while also stealing an undetermined amount of merchandise from inside.

Ultimately, the sheriff’s office apprehended 23 juveniles, who were taken to the juvenile assessment center, as well as six adults, who were booked into the Orient Road Jail.

FOX 13 in Tampa reported that deputies arrested 32-year-old Lekera Evans; 21-year-old Yazelynn Ramos; 20-year-old Malik Carter; 18-year-old Jadyn Sebro; 18-year-old Aliyah Alfonso; and 18-year-old Fareed Carter. According to court documents, all six suspects have been charged with trespassing. Ramos and Sebro were also charged with disorderly conduct, while Evans was charged with resisting an officer’s orders without violence.

"I am outraged by the violent and disruptive behavior that targeted hard-working people and businesses and created harm, fear and chaos in our community. Let me make this unequivocally clear: this violent and destructive behavior will never, under any circumstances, be tolerated in Hillsborough County," Sheriff Chad Chronister said.

"When responding to a scene as hectic as this, our deputies must account for potential danger from any direction. As you can see in the horrifying footage, these individuals had no regard for safety, our deputies had to step in to defuse the situation professionally and swiftly."

Greg Wehner is a breaking news reporter for Fox News Digital.
Story tips and can be sent to Greg.Wehner@Fox.com and on Twitter @GregWehner.
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>One of the groups participating in the riot attacked a juvenile inside a nearby barber shop, the sheriff’s office said. The victim was beaten and thrown through the barber shop’s plate-glass window before being transported to an area hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Police released this photo of the primary suspect in the barber shop assault:
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There's a concept I learned in college that the name eludes me, but it's a psychological thing where you are incapable of thinking ahead, and I think it's a major trait among future doctors. They don't give a shit if they resist arrest, because the consequences will exist 5 seconds from now and to them, it might as well be a totally different nigga.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
There's a concept I learned in college that the name eludes me, but it's a psychological thing where you are incapable of thinking ahead, and I think it's a major trait among future doctors. They don't give a shit if they resist arrest, because the consequences will exist 5 seconds from now and to them, it might as well be a totally different nigga.
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Correct. They perpetually live in the “now”. They’re extremely reactionary which is why their behaviour gets labeled as chimpouts. It’s also why they tend to have poor outcomes when interacting with the police.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
There's a concept I learned in college that the name eludes me, but it's a psychological thing where you are incapable of thinking ahead, and I think it's a major trait among future doctors. They don't give a shit if they resist arrest, because the consequences will exist 5 seconds from now and to them, it might as well be a totally different nigga.
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yes this is a real thing ad while it's largely associated with IQ, i believe it's also an evolutionary trait that resulted from the need to plan ahead to server, meaning even higher IQ africans didn't develop it, whereas lower IQ europeans have
 
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TV's Adam West said:
There's a concept I learned in college that the name eludes me, but it's a psychological thing where you are incapable of thinking ahead, and I think it's a major trait among future doctors. They don't give a shit if they resist arrest, because the consequences will exist 5 seconds from now and to them, it might as well be a totally different nigga.
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They literally lack the brain capacity to comprehend the future. They genuinely believe if they can get around the corner while being chased by police that theyre free and clear becase the police cant see them.
 
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anklyscr said:
She says “knock it outta da parc” and the phrase is “knock it out of the park”
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Not to be that guy, but you’re giving her too many syllables (and therefor too much credit). She said “knock it out da park!”

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They literally lack the brain capacity to comprehend the future. They genuinely believe if they can get around the corner while being chased by police that theyre free and clear becase the police cant see them.
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In some cases they are right!
 
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Black Spruce said:
Nigger sitting in his dodge charger ooking on facebook live about all the drug money he makes, speaks for two minutes straight and somehow only says ten different words before another nigger pulls up to rob the fat stacks from the first nigger, and the first nigger responds by repeatedly mumbling "bitch ass nigga" while shooting the other nigger with a shotgun.
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Ahaha "how you delete dat?!??" He's realizing he just committed a murder on Livestream.




TV's Adam West said:
There's a concept I learned in college that the name eludes me, but it's a psychological thing where you are incapable of thinking ahead, and I think it's a major trait among future doctors. They don't give a shit if they resist arrest, because the consequences will exist 5 seconds from now and to them, it might as well be a totally different nigga.
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Basically living a stream of consciousness life....
 
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Ahaha "how you delete dat?!??" He's realizing he just committed a murder on Livestream.
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yeah he probably did get away with killing the other guy but he was definitely searched for narcotics and possibly a gun charge. Of course it all depends on the state. He sounds like a southern nigga so there's that.
 
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Black Spruce said:
Nigger sitting in his dodge charger ooking on facebook live about all the drug money he makes, speaks for two minutes straight and somehow only says ten different words before another nigger pulls up to rob the fat stacks from the first nigger, and the first nigger responds by repeatedly mumbling "bitch ass nigga" while shooting the other nigger with a shotgun.
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It be real out there, sitting in your leased charger and someone comes at you to steal your tax refund you got from working at walmart. Niggas don't play no games.
 
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