That's all I need for brussels sprouts and asparagus, do them on indirect heat and then some direct at the end to finish them up. I usually like garlic salt and pepper with brussels sprouts, but for asparagus use sea salt.
All of Jack's diets end up in him just eating a mass amount of meat and cheese. If my IQ was greater than Jack's waist size, I would almost think there was a pattern there.
First Call of Duty, then a home brewery and the demon rum, now gamba...they'll be moving in with the Rekietas next. I bet Jack would find the Balldo very useful.
Jack might actually lose some weight if he started doing cocaine, y'know as long as his heart doesn't quit first.
Probably how he stayed so slim in California.
Isn't that when he was drinking like 6 cans of Bang a day? That amount of caffeine and whatever else they put in there probably isn't all that better than a couple of rails of quality yayo.
4-6 cans a day plus coffee, definitely wouldn't have had anything to do with a stroke, kidney stones, etc.
Obviously not, Jack cracked the code, it was broccoli that did all that. Now that he's eating thousands of calories of meat, grease, and salt it'll be any day now before all the damage from his multiple strokes will be cured.
"stroke before you stroke"
Yeah, Hammy is a nasty, spiteful, hag of a woman. You see it when you catch her smirking at the awful things Jack says or does. She's only with him because he harassed her into dating him, and she probably couldn't get anyone else because she's a witch. I don't think she likes Jack, she just likes his awful personality and making others as miserable as she is.
Is he cooking his own liver?
I bet if I saw this fat fucking piece of shit's liver, I'd throw up myself.
He really needs to put a NSFW warning before posting a topless pic.
