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It's just because he punches it in the same spot, because he's retarded. It's a different phone.
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WarriorForChrist
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Have his wonk eye follow your cursor around the page.
WhoCares666
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He punched it more after this and that one dot is in the super
exact same spot. For one its still on. He continued punching it until the screen went black.
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Always chuckle when he shows off his stuff like a toddler. Big boy
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You could probably just copy-paste the articles from the old Cobrapedia and save a lot of time here. Some of these are very in-depth.
Edit: hoooolllly shit lmao how do you pronounce “Cerebral Palsy” as “Skelibal Pelosi”
Edit: hoooolllly shit lmao how do you pronounce “Cerebral Palsy” as “Skelibal Pelosi”
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It's in the exact same spot because he punches it in the same backhanded limp-wristed retarded way. If you want to believe he's lying so he can get free money, sure go ahead, however I'm sure we'll see a video soon of him unboxing and putting a case on his new iphone. Even if he continued punching it, he has broken double digit amount of phones because he's retarded and I'm going with boglim's razor instead of alog conspiracy on this one.
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Oh shit, will do. I began writing an article about his bikes back during the old wiki. I'll have to find it and finish it.
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Needs Gobread Gilford Biago added.
That one is the pinnacle I don’t know how you fuck that up. How do you even fuck that up? I understand confusing somebody’s name for a different name but how do you just invent fucking gibberish? Like maybe somebody would confuse “Gilbert” for “George” or some shit or a more common “G” name. How the fuck do you reach into the folds of your brain to recall a name and end up with “Gobread”
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I'll take a crack at something, maybe more based off the DW logo.
bathtubcosby
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I wonder what is the going price for a wand these days? I bet he'll try to sell these garbage lathe wands for 100+.
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Why was the Cobrapedia initially taken down?
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Tried to register but the password e-mail isn't coming in. I'd love to slather your wiki with my descriptive prose like butter sauce on a Papa John's Stuffed Crust Pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies.
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Pretty sure the guy running it just didn’t want to deal with it anymore. He used to post in this thread a while back
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We aren’t all born with rhyming skills tmdnwu
I was trying to make it in the style of Beastie Boys, but AI kept turning it into pop punk
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Boglim Boys with their hit album Bog’s Boutique with singles such asWe aren’t all born with rhyming skills tmdnwu
I was trying to make it in the style of Beastie Boys, but AI kept turning it into pop punk
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Cant wait for cobes to find out peach is a real fruit and not just a flavor