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I swear to god, this praetors are giving everything for a dried to death cow, I know they think that nursing Chris is gonna take them away from the poverty but....it´s not gonna be worth it, specially while they are shielding Chris from public trolling, don´t be fucking stupid praetors, people wants blood since the tefflon tard put a foot out of jail, or at least just a little weening in the comments.... it´s like, everyone wants that, just the weird 5% wants the official medallions, boring streams and bullshit you are promoting
 
I swear to god, this praetors are giving everything for a dried to death cow, I know they think that nursing Chris is gonna take them away from the poverty but....it´s not gonna be worth it, specially while they are shielding Chris from public trolling, don´t be fucking stupid praetors, people wants blood since the tefflon tard put a foot out of jail, or at least just a little weening in the comments.... it´s like, everyone wants that, just the weird 5% wants the official medallions, boring streams and bullshit you are promoting
It's pure genius. The Internet has the attention span of a guppy and they think they're somehow going to have a lasting cash cow out of a retard who is now giving zero content. Great idea. Hope he makes a million medallions. Then shoves them up his own ass.
 
This honestly doesn't look like something Chris would type, what are the chances of someone else typing this shit for him? (I.e Caden or Flutter).
It´s funny how every single one of us knows how Chris is so painfully retarded to do that, he simply can´t dox, or do something midly intelligent, it´s like asking a monkey to do an equation, it´s impossible, his brain simply can´t do it
 
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It´s funny how every single one of us knows how Chris is so painfully retarded to do that, he simply can´t dox, or do something midly intelligent, it´s like asking a monkey to do an equation, it´s impossible, his brain simply can´t do it
Wait until Halloween when you can scope around in a mask with a car parked several houses away.
 
It´s funny how every single one of us knows how Chris is so painfully retarded to do that, he simply can´t dox, or do something midly intelligent, it´s like asking a monkey to do an equation, it´s impossible, his brain simply can´t do it
I'm surprised he hasn't doxxed Flutter.

Is she or someone else bribing or threatening him to prevent this?
 
I'm surprised he hasn't doxxed Flutter.

Is she or someone else bribing or threatening him to prevent this?
She probably laid into him beforehand to not fuck it up or else she won't see him anymore. I know I would if I were her.
I don´t know what method is Flutter using, but man....it´s effective, she´s still maintaining hes position as the most mysterious Chrisverse character ever
 
I don´t know what method is Flutter using, but man....it´s effective, she´s still maintaining hes position as the most mysterious Chrisverse character ever
i still hold that she's literally just a normalfag looking to help a mental patient
everyone is creating theories about her, fuming over her stealing your precious chris away from you, thinking she's some kinda mastermind... meanwhile she's probably the kinda girl that takes pictures of her starbucks drink and her crusty white dog on a polaroid camera and doesn't even know we exist
 
i still hold that she's literally just a normalfag looking to help a mental patient
everyone is creating theories about her, fuming over her stealing your precious chris away from you, thinking she's some kinda mastermind... meanwhile she's probably the kinda girl that takes pictures of her starbucks drink and her crusty white dog on a polaroid camera and doesn't even know we exist
If this were true Praetors wouldn't allow it. (bad for business) This is sad though, I wish it was true. Chris should be able to have a true and honest gal-pal he can go to conventions with.
 
If this were true Praetors wouldn't allow it. (bad for business) This is sad though, I wish it was true. Chris should be able to have a true and honest gal-pal he can go to conventions with.
is there any reason to believe it's not true? aside from 'it wouldn't benefit the grand fucking council'
 
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If this were true Praetors wouldn't allow it. (bad for business) This is sad though, I wish it was true. Chris should be able to have a true and honest gal-pal he can go to conventions with.
Isn't it in Praetor's interest to make Chris more normal? They don't seem to be relying on his insanity to make money, they need him to actually work consistently.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't doxxed Flutter.

Is she or someone else bribing or threatening him to prevent this?
Either Caden or Flutter, I can see Flutter threatening him not to mention anything relating to her in any videos or streams and I can also see Caden instructing Chris not to mention anything about her if she's really a Praetor plant.

Either way, I think Chris once slipped out mentioning that he has a new sweetheart now, If one could guess it may or may nor be flutter or a new unnamed third party in the saga
 
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Either way, I think Chris once slipped out mentioning that he has a new sweetheart now, If one could guess it may or may nor be flutter or a new unnamed third party in the saga
A potential new secret sweetheart? It's 100% flutter he's talking about.
In my ideal world though, it's Chris cucking his half brother Cole. Giving his wife a high functioning ducking
 
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