Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[lemon_zest]

I made an account on her cam whore site to look through her profile pictures, it's a shame to see what she looked like in a few of them versus now.

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she still looks like a gross alcoholic hoarder here, too

 

[doodoocaca]

It is amazing how ugly you get if you stop taking care of yourself.

 

[snort inquisition]

finally, big ups for the thread, a lot of us don't really know much about the pre cobra days but this woman has been around, and vile, much longer

 

[Rotogravure]

It is amazing how ugly you get if you stop taking care of yourself.

I think it's been mentioned earlier on this thread, and lord knows several of us have been saying it for MONTHS now, but NAL is the absolute epitome of this illustration and quotation from Roald Dahl:

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

On one hand, NAL wriggling her way into the Cobraverse was what got me into the BOY. On the other hand, uncovering this sewer of a rabbithole is about as bad for my mental health as knowing about the chinese cat torture cabal.
Also, why is this in deathfats? Surely Jessica would be better placed in the Beauty Parlor proper?

She is exactly where she belongs. She came into GorlWorld as an orbiter of an orbiter and actual paying VIB of the current "Most Boring Cow" herself, Foodie Beauty, followed by sending nudes to another orbiter and fellow deathfat, Sjam. She should feel right at home over here.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

We can't forget the Neocities page lovingly made for NAL.

 

[Molly Millions]

She is exactly where she belongs. She came into GorlWorld as an orbiter of an orbiter and actual paying VIB of the current "Most Boring Cow" herself, Foodie Beauty, followed by sending nudes to another orbiter and fellow deathfat, Sjam. She should feel right at home over here.

Oh yeah she's a Chantal orbiter so that explains it

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Despicably reposting OC for posterity.

 

[Crab Latte]

Despicably reposting OC for posterity.
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This is cool, what game is this from?

 

[Racist Parrot]

She's probably sticky. Nasty bitch.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

This is cool, what game is this from?

Disco Elysium. It's an RPG where you play as a fucked up, strung out detective to solve a murder before the tensions that caused it blow up in everyone's faces. The skills are voices in your head and what they have to say may help you solve the case. They will also tell you to consume drugs and acohol. Except Volition, listen to Volition.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yea and she wasnt that old in some of those journal entries where she was clearly already a bpd psychopath. I really think she must have been one of those kids who were never told no and could do no wrong I can't imagine her going through so much trauma it caused her to be like that but until someone comes forward who knew what her life was like growing up we may never know.

Did she ever say or imply what kind of trauma she went through as a kid?

 

[Crab Latte]

Did she ever say or imply what kind of trauma she went through as a kid?

it would be easier to list what she has said has NEVER happened to her

1. winning the lottery
2. being loved

 

[anliteralidiot]

Did she ever say or imply what kind of trauma she went through as a kid?

She had a show and tell go badly in school, something about a Hello Kitty pez dispenser. She's got trauma over it.

 

[DaddyDeluxe]

Personal archives of https://possiblynever.livejournal.com that I took before I reported it out and it then got back to her and Jessica took it down.

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Insight into her RatemyMelons account (not all that much to see really but interesting enough to be included imo)

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[Point and Laugh]

This is a great write up OP. The rumor of her being “too boring” for her own thread is crushed within the first paragraph.

I think it’s important to include Cheyenne Jasmine’s genius level impressions of everyone in GW, including NAL.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Personal archives of https://possiblynever.livejournal.com that I took before I reported it out and it then got back to her and Jessica took it down.

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Insight into her RatemyMelons account (not all that much to see really but interesting enough to be included imo)

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That's a lot of BPD insanity to take in. She straight up admits to wanting to cheat on that Keith dude with a girl, so I'm sure this bodes well for her "relationship" with Cobra.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

That OP was amazingly done, the attention to detail was uncanny.

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

Has NAL discussed seeking professional help? She’s low income and I don’t think getting state insurance should be difficult. Excuse me while I try to rationalize why NAL has never been committed to a psych ward. The highs and lows of her often had me thinking does NAL have anything or anyone in her life?!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Has NAL discussed seeking professional help? She’s low income and I don’t think getting state insurance should be difficult. Excuse me while I try to rationalize why NAL has never been committed to a psych ward. The highs and lows of her often had me thinking does NAL have anything or anyone in her life?!

Her parents have called the cops on her at least once before but I guess they never gave her a 5150.