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Even if he isn't downing a handle every night, his weight alone guarantees he has liver issues.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Because, Jack, you're a goddamn child and you're going to die a goddamn child, with no growth, mentally, emotionally or physically. You will always be that fat, sad, ignorant little boy even when they put you in the ground.
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Well, he's finally doing one of the things you're actually supposed to do on a carni diet, which is eating organ meats. I've seen folks claim its straight up essential to a carni diet due to its vitamin content, but that's also why you want to be a bit careful to not eat too much of it. I've heard Vitamin toxicity is not at all pleasant.
I think a fucking bucket of liver might be a bit too much of it. Leave it to Jack to fuck up by having too much of a good thing.
I think a fucking bucket of liver might be a bit too much of it. Leave it to Jack to fuck up by having too much of a good thing.
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Hopefully he dies.
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Now Jack is going to try to incorporate offal into this diet.
Im surprised he didnt get gout before, but now I await the incoming gout saga.
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It's not pleasant. Here's just a list of common symptom for overdosing on a single vitamin, let alone multiple
Basil Brown was also the first man to prove you can die from vitamin A poisoning by chugging gallons of carrot juice before turning orange, overdosing, and dying painfully with his liver ruptured.
Brown injested what's thought to be 70 million units of Vitamin A in 10 days.
That said, eating liver isnt some super-vitamin meal replacement. Youd have to eat pounds of liver just to get the daily recommended amount of calcium, vitamins B1, C, D, E, and potassium–before overdosing on copper (beef liver has 1122% the daily recommended amount)
Ironically, it says online overconsuming copper causes muscle spasms, which only exacerbates Jack's stroke.
Hmm.... I wonder what the ingredients of a can of a typical energy drink contain, like Bang, that he used to drink mulitple per day...(I already know, but lets look at a label)
So Fatty was consuming massive daily doses over vitamin C... which can cause kidney stones. Vitamin B6, which could fuck with his dexterity, vitamin B12 which could fuck with his blood and give him clots(we already know he has a stream of diarrhea between shitting rocks due to all of the grease he consumes and cannot possibly metabolize before it gets through his intestines), and Niacin which also has issues like potential liver problems that could exacerbate other issues, before even counting how much of an alcoholic Fatty has been at times over the years, plus the diabetes.
Nahhh. Couldn't possibly be due to the shit he shovels into his face, it's definitely that damned evil broccoli and local water.
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True, but considering he never really stuck to the carnivore diet the point is kinda moot
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It's carnivore if I say it is MOM!
But seriously... it's not like he's followed any diet he was ever on he thinks he knows more than actual doctors do so why listen to nutritionists? They're not even doctors.
It's like Fatkins and other fad diets. Most people barely follow them. Why would Fatty be any different?
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Jack is a little bitch who has been missing out on the goodness that is Braunschweiger
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That is the thing here. Jack has never really followed any diet correctly over the years. He just gives a half-assed attempt where he pretends he is in an attempt to fool people online.
Don't worry about him overdosing on any vitamins or him actually eating a lot of liver. He is probably just going to do a terrible job of cooking it in the video and throwing the rest of it out when he is done shooting.
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It's always great to when casinos get fucked over. That's why I'm always on the "criminal's" side when it comes to casinos. Gang of chinks find a way to game those machines? Guy discovers that you can use a rod to prod the slots? All the power to them. Fair game. This includes the bomb even the FBI wasn't able to dismantle.
You threw up because you didn't know how to cook it, fatty. Liver, hearts, and other organs of the animal are delicacies in many regions of the world, like in Asia, France and Africa.
Maybe learn how to cook. Now I'm craving duck hearts.
There was also this fat guy who gobbled down vitamin C gummies daily and nearly died. This is more common than one might think.Basil Brown was also the first man to prove you can die from vitamin A poisoning by chugging gallons of carrot juice before turning orange, overdosing, and dying painfully with his liver ruptured.
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That's rather surprising since this is also the same guy who happily eats chunky sauce with unmelted cheese. I suspect the liver he ate wasn't prepared right since its absolutely filled to the brim with iron and usually needs to be cleaned up.
Fun fact: the last time he ever touched liver on the show was back when he still had both arms. He made his own version of a dish called livermush, which comes from the same family of breakfast meatloafs that use organ meats as panhaus, scrapple, and balkenbrij. It was real early in the Tennesee kitchen period.
He of course gurgled it was gud and mooed.
Yeah if you believe in the carnie diet, you usually get your vitamins and macros from organ meat. The dairy is more of a thing you can do depending on who you ask, so long as you keep sugars under control.
You can OD on Vitamin A and Copper with liver, so yeah. I also fully bet he won't let the stuff soak since you know, it's a filtering organ. That's probably how he vomited last time. Either that or his dysphagia kicked in and he choke-vomited when the pate did its thing.
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What the fuck? Liver is supposed to be dark red, that looks anemic!
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honestly i would too maybe one day ill capture my own wendigo and i can cattle prod him into making shitty food
Don't forget that Fatty's uncanny ability to photograph a meal and make it look unappetizing can also just as easily apply to raw ingredients looking incorrect as well. Might be some auto white balance fuckery with his phone due to the really bright and shitty lighting he has in the house(it really does look awful from the various random angles we see on occasion) and the stupid bright orange bowl when anyone else would have used a stainless bowl or something else instead of the random walmart bullshit that a large part of his kitchenware seems to be. And it it was Tammy taking a picture, it's not as if she'd look at it, realize it looks awful and re-take it either.
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If you haven't, try it out with grape jelly on pumpernickel.
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What the fuck is he mad about? People tagged him on something?
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"You will soon have no friends."
That's an awfully ominous thing to say.
A less generous person would wonder if this is projection on his end.