Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Mellow Malevolent]

A little late to the sad flopdog discussion but what on earth is dmab? I'm not even old and I can't keep up with their ever changing language crimes.

I'm assuming Designated Male at Birth,

 

[Accidental Protege]

A little late to the sad flopdog discussion but what on earth is dmab? I'm not even old and I can't keep up with their ever changing language crimes.

I agree that it is "designated x at birth," and I'm not sure if that's supposed to be the new "acceptable" title, but I love how they keep changing what we're supposed to call them. After awhile, everything becomes offensive, even the names they themselves come up with. It just exposes their ideology for the performative trend it really is. It also seems like a way for them to continually claim victimhood even as their formerly obscure mental disorders get normalized.

 

[monstrous bubo]

After awhile, everything becomes offensive, even the names they themselves come up with. It just exposes their ideology for the performative trend it really is. It also seems like a way for them to continually claim victimhood even as their formerly obscure mental disorders get normalized.

It’s even got a handy name: the euphemism treadmill.

 

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

Or in any way, really. Rotdogs are incompatible with the natural female urinary system and its function. In order to get the affirming stand to pee pleasure they seek, pooners need new and longer urethras threaded through their rotdogs and hooked up to their existing plumbing. But that's a tricky business, and afterwards they often don't have the hydraulics to pee like a man. (Because women naturally have short urethras.) They often end up needing to "milk" their dogs dry or they get leaking. Blockages are a common problem too. Pooners who opt for the rotdog get alotta UTIs, bladder infections, etc., and can eventually get serious kidney problems of one sort or another if things get really out of hand.

Urethral lengthening procedures kill me because anyone who's made it past the first year of medical school knows that the urethra (and indeed, the urinary system from the renal pelvis to the urethral opening) is lined by a particular cell type known as the uroepithelium. It is found nowhere else in the body. No other cell type performs its functions, or anything close to it. Attempting to recreate a urethra from other tissues is absolute folly. Nothing else will be able to perform the same functions, everything else will ultimately fail. It is an impossible task, and anyone performing these procedures should know better.

Same goes for making "vaginas" out of anything that isn't vaginal mucosa, though the risk of severe harm is markedly lower. Those usually fail by closing up. But mark my words, we'll be seeing malignancies forming in those colon-derived monstrosities before this insanity ends.

 

[Cuckoman]

Urethral lengthening procedures kill me because anyone who's made it past the first year of medical school knows that the urethra (and indeed, the urinary system from the renal pelvis to the urethral opening) is lined by a particular cell type known as the uroepithelium. It is found nowhere else in the body. No other cell type performs its functions, or anything close to it. Attempting to recreate a urethra from other tissues is absolute folly. Nothing else will be able to perform the same functions, everything else will ultimately fail. It is an impossible task, and anyone performing these procedures should know better.

Same goes for making "vaginas" out of anything that isn't vaginal mucosa, though the risk of severe harm is markedly lower. Those usually fail by closing up. But mark my words, we'll be seeing malignancies forming in those colon-derived monstrosities before this insanity ends.

That is true, but instead of complaining about it being futile and not working, we should celebrate their contribution to move Goebbels project forward.
Maybe their suffering and their life being ruined forever will provide more data that maybe in the future teh surgeries will work better?

Instead of mocking them, we should reach out with support and thank them for giving their lives in the path towards better SRS.
In fact, while for the individual the result might be catastrophic and lead to imminent suicide, that is a small pplice to pay.

We should reach out to them to thank them for giving their lives to make experimental surgery less experimental.
And we should encourage more people to help out in Goebbels surgery effort.
The more troons that do dodgy SRS the better, the more data on bad outcomes will help the future.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Vaginoplasty - Dr. Hyer (Denver Health). Days 3-7
This is some of the most horrific things I’ve seen.

update on this dude. it looks even worse bottomsurgery2024
Days 7-14
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Spoiler: NSFL

It kinda looks like it has teeth now

Spoiler: sideways

 

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

It kinda looks like it has teeth now

VAGINA DENTATA!

 

[melty]

Redditors love their creative writing. And the coom. This post combines both. The excessive wordage and questions rather than statements don't feel very male to me. A phrase like "I am considering" in the context of this post is very female-coded.

That reminds me of another redditor like this but the opposite. It was a mtf who claimed he was born with a vagina, but surgeons sewed it up after he was born and his parents hid the truth about his vagina from him for decades. He was a similarly bad liar to this pooner and both their stories are full of Hollywood inspired stuff that doesn't happen in real life.

 

[JudyTester]

What seals it for me that the guy who cut off his dick in a schizo episode is completely fake is that it didn't even cross his mind in the first two posts to mention that he also lost his fucking leg. Like would it not be relevant to mention that? Initial two posts are super long, it feels to me like whoever was writing it developed an amputee fetish along the way. In a more recent post he says this:

I simply refuse to believe that someone who has spent that much of their life as an amputee would use this phrasing.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

It kinda looks like it has teeth now

Spoiler: NSFL - sideways

It looks like @The Un-Clit's profile pic.

But with gangrene

 

[monstrous bubo]

update on this dude. it looks even worse bottomsurgery2024
Days 7-14
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That’s an awesome find, thank you. The comments are entertaining, with encouragement battling body horror. The patient himself says:

It's been unclear to me if Dr. Hyer's initial results are unusually bruised or fairly typical of all surgeries. From my anecdata, my suspicion has been that people with more bruised results are reluctant to share those results, so there may be a selection bias in favor of pretty results.

Part of my goal with sharing these photos is to have people think about whether or not things should look super pretty early on, and also to recognize that bodies are pretty good at healing things. It's been very disheartening to have people think that bodies can't heal up and accuse me of stealing someone else's photos for my healed up results.

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It’s not exactly proof of healing, but it’s proof of something, that’s for sure.

Dr Hyer herself has few ratings online and they’re not great (WebMD, MedicalNewsToday and Healthgrades). Presumably all her happy patients just share their gratitude in Reddit because that’s the key part of the troon funnel, not independent research.

It might not be that surprising to learn that our old friend, Marci Bowers, flew out to Denver to train the surgeons, including Hyer. @batteredpancakes, does this look like Bowers’ work, or worse? The accompanying video in the article also has Hyer at 1.19 talking about her life-saving work, along with a much ladylike patient called Camille.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I agree that it is "designated x at birth," and I'm not sure if that's supposed to be the new "acceptable" title, but I love how they keep changing what we're supposed to call them

The more correct term is actually OMAB observed male at birth, because boy you were born with a penis. You’re OFAB if you’re born with a vagina. Doctors don’t do chromosome testing before announcing to the eager parents that “it’s a boy” or “it’s a girl “, although these days the majority of parents probably know before the birth. The only people that are “assigned “ or “designated “ a sex at birth are the true intersex babies.

 

[Jizzrag]

update on this dude. it looks even worse bottomsurgery2024
Days 7-14
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Nono it doesn’t look like it has teeth. In fact, it’s healing really well! And at least he can dilate, depth is important!

Spoiler: 3 weeks post-op

 

[Poonocchio]

That reminds me of another redditor like this but the opposite. It was a mtf who claimed he was born with a vagina, but surgeons sewed it up after he was born and his parents hid the truth about his vagina from him for decades. He was a similarly bad liar to this pooner and both their stories are full of Hollywood inspired stuff that doesn't happen in real life.

Is that the guy who says he can cum from rubbing his shoulder? I can never forget that factoid about one of the intersex fakers.

 

[Peaches Demure]

That reminds me of another redditor like this but the opposite. It was a mtf who claimed he was born with a vagina, but surgeons sewed it up after he was born and his parents hid the truth about his vagina from him for decades. He was a similarly bad liar to this pooner and both their stories are full of Hollywood inspired stuff that doesn't happen in real life.

That's our thread regular, affectionately dubbed "Taint goo guy". u/The_Sky_Render on Reddit.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

It kinda looks like it has teeth now

Spoiler: sideways

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Last time I saw something like this was Princess Mononoke:

 

[Quack_Quack]

update on this dude. it looks even worse bottomsurgery2024
Days 7-14
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Spoiler: NSFL

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It kinda looks like it has teeth now

Spoiler: sideways

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Nono it doesn’t look like it has teeth. In fact, it’s healing really well! And at least he can dilate, depth is important!

Spoiler: 3 weeks post-op

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Holy fucking shit why is it so black and covered in a multicoloured goo? Noooooo

 

[batteredpancakes]

It might not be that surprising to learn that our old friend, Marci Bowers, flew out to Denver to train the surgeons, including Hyer. @batteredpancakes, does this look like Bowers’ work, or worse?

Dr. Hyers work is so distinctive I can actually identify it by picture alone. Bowers doesn't have a lot of people posting results but his is like somewhere between the more regular methods and Hyers method. I'm sure Hyers has developed her own technique by now after her training. Her stitching is unusual and she always leaves a red raw looking spots near the urethra which Bowers doesn't. Dr. Hyers also does very tall vaginoplasties; like the area involved is larger and rectangular.

No surgeon ever really does the exact same process as another. Even the surgeons themselves constantly shift their techniques. That is what happens because these surgeries aren't standardized but instead experimental. Surgeons can change things whenever.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was already suspicious when she said her phallo feels the same as her "penis" used to feel like, the fact that its probably a girl larping as a schizophrenic male and inventing a story about cutting her own penis to justify having a phalloplasty makes this surreal.

Considering the original post by her was her complaining about being "misgendered" by a nurse I think you're right.
If she was really a man who had lost his dick, she'd still look like a man, she wouldn't be getting confused for a woman or a Pooner just because she lost her dick, unless she dropped trou you'd just think it was a normal guy.
Guys who lose their penises in horrific accidents (or through schizo BME Pain Olympic shit) don't devolve into looking like Pooners.
She's a LARPer.

Just a small update on ElephantDick. She had her new phalloplasty on the 23rd.
Obviously she's not gonna be posting updates like she did the first time but she has made some comments.

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Phallo recovery really tests your limits, and you can know all the things about it but nothing prepares you to live it. I’m a little over a week post op now and spent five days in the hospital. It’s been so hard at times. There were days where I couldn’t do anything at all. And when I first got home every little task was hard. I couldn’t pick a paper towel up off the floor.

It’s been an extremely frustrating week for me too, but everyday gets a little better. My motto has been “pain is temporary, penis is forever.” And the view looking down has made it all worth it.

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I wasn’t allowed to stand until day three and it was rough. And my catheter was so positional, I had to keep asking my nurses to move it around so it would drain. I know it sucks. Being able to start standing will make a big difference. They put a recliner in my room too and being allowed to walk to it and sit there for the day made me feel a lot better.

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I would definitely do laser as well. I did laser on parts of my arm that didn’t have a tattoo, though I have a lot of blond hair so I’ll have to go back with electrolysis if I want to get rid of more hair. Laser takes a lot less time to clear an area cause you can do the whole area in one sitting, where as electrolysis takes 5ever because they’re pulling each individual hair out one at a time. My electrologist does laser too and said both are effective, just depends on the hair type.

Is it Asher? Last I checked you just cut off the last thing you referred to as a "penis".

Thats right ElephantDick, this procedure will be the one that works and finally gives you a penis like a real boy.
Then theres just a few more thousand for Urethral Hookup, then another couple of grand for "glansplasty," a few hundred for tattooing so it'll look indistinguisable from a real dick

Spoiler: Just a few more thousand and it'll be perfect

Don't you want a real dick, my goy boy?

update on this dude. it looks even worse bottomsurgery2024
Days 7-14
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Spoiler: NSFL

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It kinda looks like it has teeth now

Spoiler: sideways

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Fuuuck why is it so dark and discolored?

 

[The Un-Clit]

It looks like @The Un-Clit's profile pic.

But with gangrene

Aaaand.....this bagel with garlic and herb cream cheese is going right into the trash now. Who needs breakfast?