Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[ToroidalBoat]

Star Wars "This is where the fun begins" in different languages

(español is the last one)

 

[FatR]

LOL

The most bizarre thing about this is that Fagloni himself writes all of his bad guys as mustache-twirling villains.

As for Anakin, sure, at his lowest point as Vader, he snorts enough Dark Side to almost convince himself that he's still a dashing space knight, who fights for the greater good of the Galaxy, but his encounter with Luke on Bespin breaks him out of his delusion.

 

[anti SJW]

A fire in space.

They are ignoring everything else with this POS, why not physics?



Yay, nepotism.

 

[Gondolindrim]

It's pretty funny in a mundane way how the best way to show my contempt for Disney Wars is to just not pay for Disney+. It's really essential to their brand, after all.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Criticize or make fun of The Acolyte on The Wrap, gets your post hidden.

And this is the image that Geeks + Gamers posted before The Wrap or Disney hidden it to make The Acolyte look good.

 

[Michael Wade]

I was watching the cutscenes for Jedi: Fallen Order since I'm never going to play it and guess who I saw
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You guys remember that weird 3 year period where they were putting Saw Gerrera in everything? He was in Rogue One of course, then Rebels, then this. I guess he didn't take off how they hoped. The boring design probably didn't help.

Honestly saw was one of the cooler Disney characters in my opinion. And not because he was some Paragon of virtue but because he's the resident rebel fuckup. He was a flawed character trying to do his best and that's an absolute fucking rarity these days.


High Republic is going to crash and burn so hard. I fully expect the David cage game to unironically be best thing set in the continuity. Right behind jedi survivor barely using it and being all the better for it.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Why are you watching this shit to begin with?

Because it's free and I wanted to see how bad the DEI bullshit was going to be.

Honestly, the first two episodes aren't the worst thing out of Disney Star Wars but with what people are saying about next week's episode I'm not going to recommend watching it. I feel bad for the the Korean guy because you can tell he's trying his best but his English isn't the best. You can tell that the people behind this show fucking hate the Jedi by how they make them so rigid and joyless. The fight scenes are superior to every other fight scenes Disney has shit out but there will be a few shots that look very fake. The whole murder mystery shit is flushed down the refresher in the first episode. The only entertainment I can imagine you'd get from watching this is trying to find all the White men. There are a total of three White men with lines in the first two episodes. Next week's episode is going to show that not only is the Force female, but it's also a lesbian.

Everyone should sub to Grizzy's youtube to watch him make fun of the Disney shills when they try to pretend that The Acolyte is the best thing ever.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

When Kathleen Kennedy started saying 'The Force is Female' did anyone realize that was a spoiler?

 

[el bandito loco]

Because it's free and I wanted to see how bad the DEI bullshit was going to be.

Honestly, the first two episodes aren't the worst thing out of Disney Star Wars but with what people are saying about next week's episode I'm not going to recommend watching it. I feel bad for the the Korean guy because you can tell he's trying his best but his English isn't the best. You can tell that the people behind this show fucking hate the Jedi by how they make them so rigid and joyless. The fight scenes are superior to every other fight scenes Disney has shit out but there will be a few shots that look very fake. The whole murder mystery shit is flushed down the refresher in the first episode. The only entertainment I can imagine you'd get from watching this is trying to find all the White men. There are a total of three White men with lines in the first two episodes. Next week's episode is going to show that not only is the Force female, but it's also a lesbian.

Everyone should sub to Grizzy's youtube to watch him make fun of the Disney shills when they try to pretend that The Acolyte is the best thing ever.

I haven't seen any of the tv shows outside of andor and kenobi and the first 10 or so episodes of mando. I torrented Acolyte hoping for a total disaster and I mostly agree with you. The Korean dude is the best part of the show, I'm sure he'll die like a bitch to our lead evil nigger dyke in an episode or two. the cast includes such brilliant characters as: bitchy angsty evil nigger, her twin nice sweet pure negro, just trinity from the matrix as trinity, a gameboy color, a wimpy white jedi who sits in a room for 10 years silently then commits suicide, jedi with stupid haircut, cool old guy korean jedi, green woman with a stick up her ass, and cat girl who says and adds absolutely nothing to the plot.

I thought the fights sucked, they probably are better than any of the other Disney wars fights but they were done by someone who is really into hong kong action movies, particularly the 99-04 wave of wuxia movies but have no idea how or why those fight scenes work.

I was hoping for a big fuck you, to laugh at. all I got was more boring corporate slop Star Wars that didn't get a response from me at all and a waste of 1 hour and 5 minutes of my time.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Honestly saw was one of the cooler Disney characters in my opinion. And not because he was some Paragon of virtue but because he's the resident rebel fuckup. He was a flawed character trying to do his best and that's an absolute fucking rarity these days.


High Republic is going to crash and burn so hard. I fully expect the David cage game to unironically be best thing set in the continuity. Right behind jedi survivor barely using it and being all the better for it.

I really need to read the High Republic books (illegally of course) because I can't properly critisize something unless I understand it. But from what I did see in the few comics from some years ago, the whole setting just completely misunderstands Star Wars and the Jedi. For one, the Jedi Order acts more like the Green Lantern Corps than anything else.

There's also this weird insistence on exotic species being members whether it makes sense or not. Like that rock thing, which they seemed really impressed by. Now I'm not one to critisize the use of Aliens, but it's really weird to make a joke character so early on. Acolyte's going to fail inevitably because they have no way to make anyone actually care about any of these people unless they start killing them in more and more contrived ways. I know this because Disney writers only have a handful of tricks to establish pathos and they're all easy to see coming.

 

[blablabla]

No guys i really really need to set myself on fire to know how it feels. Dont watch this shit, morons

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

No guys i really really need to set myself on fire to know how it feels. Dont watch this shit, morons

Fuck you, I'll torrent what I want and seed it forever so Disney get's less money.

I was hoping for a big fuck you, to laugh at. all I got was more boring corporate slop Star Wars that didn't get a response from me at all and a waste of 1 hour and 5 minutes of my time.

Next week's episode will be where the show goes off the rails according to reviewers who saw the first four episodes. I can't wait to see the Force being created by a couple of scissor sisters.

 

[el bandito loco]

Next week's episode will be where the show goes off the rails according to reviewers who saw the first four episodes. I can't wait to see the Force being created by a couple of scissor sisters.

I only watched it because a friend of mine is a reviewer and sees shit early all the time and he told me probably almost 2 months back that essentially the show retcons the force to the point you don't have to be born with it, anyone can become a force user with studying, and that the chosen one prophecy is something that happens every 100 years and these women were the previous Anakins or some shit and I didn't realize that shit was coming in the third episode and not the first two so I watched it because I had to see them do that, those are the biggest fuck yous possible to star wars as a series and I was kinda excited to see them totally run it into the ground in one show. my friend doesn't even particularly like star wars but has seen it and he called me and was like dude I'm under NDA so don't tell anyone this but people are going to shit a brick when they watch this new star wars show and told me that and he's never bullshitted me before so I was ready for it.

 

[CHARizard]

show retcons the force to the point you don't have to be born with it, anyone can become a force user with studying, and that the chosen one prophecy is something that happens every 100 years and these women were the previous Anakins

I fucking hate this, they really need to give Star Wars a break and try again in a decade.

I hate the idea that anyone can use the Force, its one of those things that goes against the old canon hard. Its totally ok to be a hero without the Force, look at Han Solo and Chewbacca. Total badasses without needing hokey religious magic.

 

[el bandito loco]

I fucking hate this, they really need to give Star Wars a break and try again in a decade.

I hate the idea that anyone can use the Force, its one of those things that goes against the old canon hard. Its totally ok to be a hero without the Force, look at Han Solo and Chewbacca. Total badasses without needing hokey religious magic.

I didn't ask really for any details because I wanted to just see for myself how they even go about doing this, but it's totally possible that this is maybe the bad guy just talking shit or something and by the final episode that was misdirection but knowing the stuff they have pulled out of their ass since 2015, I am inclined to believe they literally are just retconning how the whole universe works. I am mildly excited to see the usual band of internet shills try to even do mental gymnastics to explain how this is okay at all to break the most fundamental aspect of star wars.

why the fuck would you let anyone who resents and hates ANYTHING as much as these disney dykes do star wars run it is beyond me.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

why the fuck would you let anyone who resents and hates ANYTHING as much as these disney dykes do star wars run it is beyond me.

They lack any real creativity that they could use to create their own universe so they have to leech off established IPs so they don't have to bother with world building and they can use the established fan base to push their agenda. Eventually they'll run out of properties to subvert and they'll take down every Hollywood studio with their shit story telling.

 

[McMitch]

I hate the idea that anyone can use the Force, its one of those things that goes against the old canon hard. Its totally ok to be a hero without the Force, look at Han Solo and Chewbacca. Total badasses without needing hokey religious magic.

Hard disagree. The Force being religious magic was one of the best elements from A New Hope, especially in an era when fantasy as a genre had been incredibly secular. The idea that it’s something you have only because you’re special is retarded and only was reinforced by the extended universe books (which have more problems than not) and the prequel trilogy (i.e. Midochlorians). Even from a purely storytelling point of view, giving your main character audience surrogate abilities that he had to work for is much more effective than making him arbitrarily special.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I fucking hate this, they really need to give Star Wars a break and try again in a decade.

I hate the idea that anyone can use the Force, its one of those things that goes against the old canon hard. Its totally ok to be a hero without the Force, look at Han Solo and Chewbacca. Total badasses without needing hokey religious magic.

This reminds me of the Yuuzhan Vong, a war-like alien species from the EU that doesn't use Force powers, aren't affected pretty much by the Force and have their own culture and identity. Serious question but did Disney introduced an interesting villain group like the Yuuzhan Vong when they acquired Star Wars?

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Serious question but did Disney introduced an interesting villain group like the Yuuzhan Vong when they acquired Star Wars?

Nope.

Take it as someone who's kept up with the novels and comics since the 2014 continuity relaunch; the villains are bog-standard rubbish that fucking Power Rangers villains could run circles around. Especially High Republic, whose chief antagonists consist of Sentient Asparagus called the "Drengir", and generic Space Vikings called the "Nihil".

In other words, shit you wouldn't even bother remembering literal seconds after you were done reading about them.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I fucking hate this, they really need to give Star Wars a break and try again in a decade.

I hate the idea that anyone can use the Force, its one of those things that goes against the old canon hard. Its totally ok to be a hero without the Force, look at Han Solo and Chewbacca. Total badasses without needing hokey religious magic.

The worst part is they keep using A New Hope as the template for this belief even though Lucas himself changed his mind on it within a couple years. If everyone could use the Force, Luke would've never been the last Jedi. It's that simple.