Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

Watched the first two videos: It's basically just scalies taking their RPing way to far - disgusting but not scary.
Pretty sure the whole "suit permanently fusing with the person inside it" is a thing I've seen in plenty of more horrific Furry art. Wouldn't shock me if the author gets exposed for some shit in a year or so, which results in people realizing that this is the authors barely disguised fetish.
 
Please someone make an Analog Horror about that schizophrenic dude who thought a massive planet was hovering over us. I'd make a whole story out of it if I could.

That's a premise that feels a lot better than any of these bare minimum excuses of Analog Horror. There's not enough stories in general about planetary stuff putting earth at risk of destruction. Let alone one about a conspiracy that ends up being hidden in plain sight from everyone except the one schizophrenic dude who was keeping a close eye of the planet this whole time. Not even a planet filled with secret aliens that are gonna kill us all. Just a regular planet that just has some weird interplanetary capabilities that allowed it to be hidden from us.

But then again, if any average Analog Horror youtuber worked on this, they'd make it as stereotypical as possible with all the tropes of the EAS warning systems, the text to speech messages, the badly convincing VHS (they forgot what era they were in), the unnecessary jumpcares, the badly convincing government message, lots of static, over the top voice acting, and LET'S NOT FORGET THE BATHROOM TYPOGRAPHY MALE SIGN!
this could work as a tribe twelve kinda deal, guy helps clean up his crazy uncle home after he died, found a bunch a notebooks and tapes, and if you dont want everything to be fucking vhs recording in Anno domini 2024, have an old beat up smartphone the uncle used to record his skitzo research, each log be about recording the uncle did of the sky, old vhs documentaries he had and old science books that had proofs of the nearby planet existing, but that after X year, it got omited entirely and debunked
 
Please someone make an Analog Horror about that schizophrenic dude who thought a massive planet was hovering over us. I'd make a whole story out of it if I could.

That's a premise that feels a lot better than any of these bare minimum excuses of Analog Horror. There's not enough stories in general about planetary stuff putting earth at risk of destruction. Let alone one about a conspiracy that ends up being hidden in plain sight from everyone except the one schizophrenic dude who was keeping a close eye of the planet this whole time. Not even a planet filled with secret aliens that are gonna kill us all. Just a regular planet that just has some weird interplanetary capabilities that allowed it to be hidden from us.

But then again, if any average Analog Horror youtuber worked on this, they'd make it as stereotypical as possible with all the tropes of the EAS warning systems, the text to speech messages, the badly convincing VHS (they forgot what era they were in), the unnecessary jumpcares, the badly convincing government message, lots of static, over the top voice acting, and LET'S NOT FORGET THE BATHROOM TYPOGRAPHY MALE SIGN!
What really gets me about the Superman analog horror is that the one genuinely good idea of there being a cult dedicated to worshiping Superman is a generally interesting idea even outside of horror (but then again, it probably was done in the comics for all I know).

But this had a lot of cliche shit and the use of Starman is hard to take seriously given it became a meme and is a song made decades later after how this supposedly is in the 1960s.

The Boiled one Phenomenon and The Man on The Suit are genuinely the shittiest analog horror things I've ever seen in the recent years. It baffles me to see people treating them like they're revolutionary. I know what mostly sells them is the age of the creators but Kane Pixels was 16 years old when he made The Backrooms, so there's really no excuse to be this lazy.
Man in the Suit is just mediocre though the creator can be a bit of an attention whore, but I think Dogs Nightmares is probably worse
 
Dogs Nightmares is probably worse
Dog Nightmares is the worst. That or Chezzkids. I got curious the other day and looked up the creator of DN on Tumblr (Piggysoda) to see what people were saying considering NightMind made that shitty video about it, and all I got met with was fat fuck porn. Obese naked bodies and feederism (:_( nigga what the fuck.

There were a couple normal posts then the rest divulged into a fetish community.
 
the one genuinely good idea of there being a cult dedicated to worshiping Superman is a generally interesting idea even outside of horror
It may have been a fever dream I had but wasn't there like a Superman cult in Hawaii, with people claiming to have had actual Superman sightings in the area (which in turn was cited as evidence by Tulpa schizos I think)?
I can't find anything about it, but I'm certain I heard about it years and years ago.
 
Seconding Kane Pixels’ Backrooms. I also enjoyed Vita Carnis, it scratched the itch I had after Mystery Flesh Pit ended. A teaser for season 2 was posted half a year ago, so I don’t think it’s abandoned (unless the guy announced it only on Xitter or something.)
Speaking of Vita Carnis, this was posted half a week ago:
So hopefully we will get some news about season 2 by friday/saturday. Or maybe even a video

Another thing, has anyone watched Midwest Angelica? It's kinda rough on the edges, but I think it has a decent potential
 
Please someone make an Analog Horror about that schizophrenic dude who thought a massive planet was hovering over us. I'd make a whole story out of it if I could.

That's a premise that feels a lot better than any of these bare minimum excuses of Analog Horror. There's not enough stories in general about planetary stuff putting earth at risk of destruction. Let alone one about a conspiracy that ends up being hidden in plain sight from everyone except the one schizophrenic dude who was keeping a close eye of the planet this whole time. Not even a planet filled with secret aliens that are gonna kill us all. Just a regular planet that just has some weird interplanetary capabilities that allowed it to be hidden from us.

But then again, if any average Analog Horror youtuber worked on this, they'd make it as stereotypical as possible with all the tropes of the EAS warning systems, the text to speech messages, the badly convincing VHS (they forgot what era they were in), the unnecessary jumpcares, the badly convincing government message, lots of static, over the top voice acting, and LET'S NOT FORGET THE BATHROOM TYPOGRAPHY MALE SIGN!
That really would be a potentially good series. It reminds me a bit of a nightmare I had as a kid where I was sinking in the ocean and below me was another giant planet hidden in the ocean. I am not sure what the name of the fear is, but falling into a planet and somehow not dying is very scary. Gas planets in general are kind of scary to me, probably because I don’t understand how they work, but they just are frightening in appearance and the fact that they exist at all, that space exists.

A movie that almost does that, a giant thing in the ocean that shouldn’t be there that is vaguely planet like in shape, is Sphere. Creepy movie.

I think what scared me about the nightmare the most is that I can’t swim, and I couldn’t swim in the dream either and was just sinking toward a giant planet thing that took up all I could see except for the dark in the ocean. There was no way to go up and out of the ocean.
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It may have been a fever dream I had but wasn't there like a Superman cult in Hawaii, with people claiming to have had actual Superman sightings in the area (which in turn was cited as evidence by Tulpa schizos I think)?
I can't find anything about it, but I'm certain I heard about it years and years ago.
I'm sure I read or heard a story from /x/ about a person summoning a tulpa that tried to kill them
 
Gas planets in general are kind of scary to me, probably because I don’t understand how they work, but they just are frightening in appearance and the fact that they exist at all, that space exists.
This guy runs a YouTube channel simulating what it would be like to fall through the atmosphere of every planet in the Solar System. It’s triggered some kind of primordial phobia/fear within me that I can’t find a name for.

And the fact that some of these planets are 200x the size of the Earth, completely absent of life with a completely poisoned environment is just…really disturbing to think about for some reason.
 
Pretty sure the whole "suit permanently fusing with the person inside it" is a thing I've seen in plenty of more horrific Furry art. Wouldn't shock me if the author gets exposed for some shit in a year or so, which results in people realizing that this is the authors barely disguised fetish.
Isn't that how the bad guy got made at the end of FNAF?
I've not played the games just seen the piece of crap movie, Willy's Wonderland supremacy.

It's not a revolutionary trope at any rate.
 
It reminds me a bit of a nightmare I had as a kid where I was sinking in the ocean and below me was another giant planet hidden in the ocean.
I have a lot of nightmares about looking up and seeing something unfathomably huge moving around in the sky, like something on the scale of the moon or larger. Scares the shit out of me.

Gemini has a video on something like that, I think, where the predatory planet at the center of that series moves into Earth's atmosphere to devour it. Dead Space has a similar event, now that I think of it.
 
Isn't that how the bad guy got made at the end of FNAF?
I've not played the games just seen the piece of crap movie, Willy's Wonderland supremacy.

It's not a revolutionary trope at any rate.
IIRC, FNAF lore is that a person's soul possess the suit after they die and that beings them to life (the bad guy just happened to die in his suit so he is just rotting in there, not fused with it). It's been done before like in Chucky for example. The godzilla/furry suit fusion thing is different because the body inside physically changes and becomes one with the suit, no dying or soul transfer required.
 
And the fact that some of these planets are 200x the size of the Earth, completely absent of life with a completely poisoned environment is just…really disturbing to think about for some reason.
There's a deep sadness to the horror as well. An infinite universe and so little of it is hospitable; it's an incredibly isolating experience to see planets with nice names like Neptune are mostly 3,000 degree boiling oceans. Or seeing Venus is a yellow version of hell. 860 degrees on a rock surface, acid rain that evaporates before it reaches the ground, littered in volcanos and winds that blow 1,200 mph- a place that if we didn't have it, we wouldn't even bother to imagine it.
 
I swear I saw several of these exact same style videos years ago but there the author actually narrated the video instead of just having captions in text. Now I'm wondering if this is some guy ripping off the original concept or maybe the same guy reworking the videos again, for some reason.

I'm also pretty creeped out by this. Cosmic horror is among my favorites, the universe is fucking weird.
 
I always felt like Dreading was super hit or miss with their video quality, like sometimes it'd be a dive into a specific case like Jared and it'd be good, and other times it was just mostly uninterrupted interrogation footage and it's like, what's the point of watching this if I could just look up "so-and-so interrogation footage?"
Yeah this is why I stopped watching his videos. He was a promising new face with his early videos where he's go into detail about lesser-covered cases like Subway Jared or Victor Salva. But now it's just unedited interrogation footage with minimal interjections. Textbook low-effort slop.
 
Just saw an interesting community post from Goose Boose today:

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I don't fully understand what's going on here. You've been paying the electric bill and somehow didn't notice you were being charged for multiple households worth of power, but you apparently haven't been paying them because you owe thousands in late fees? And now that you've realized you've been footing your entire building's electricity bill, the plan is to... just pay them? Through e-begging? Not consulting a lawyer and raising hell? And if he's without power because the bill isn't being paid, wouldn't the entire building be without power as well? Why aren't you hitting up your neighbors so they can pay their share? Somehow I have a hard time taking this at face value.
 
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