Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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The Un-Clit said:
Aaaand.....this bagel with garlic and herb cream cheese is going right into the trash now. Who needs breakfast?
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If it's any consolation I lost two sub sandwiches on two different days to the trash and had to abandon one of my favorite sandwich shops because they hired a Pooner to work the counter and I didn't want a Fujo preparing my food. The second time I went in I tried to hang back till I could get someone else to serve me but apparently the Pooner is the one they get to make the sandwiches, so my food went in the garbage and I've had to find somewhere else to eat.
Fortunately I've found an authentic German stall that's run by an actual German (from Berlin) and serves Brats and legit German beer so it worked out well in the end
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Aaaand.....this bagel with garlic and herb cream cheese is going right into the trash now. Who needs breakfast?
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I have learned not to eat whilst perusing this particular forum.
Procrastinhater said:
they hired a Pooner to work the counter and I didn't want a Fujo preparing my food. The second time I went in I tried to hang back to I could get someone else to serve me but apparently the Pooner is the one they get to make the sandwiches, so my food went in the garbage and I've had to find somewhere else to eat.
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Just curious, what is it in particular that makes you not want to eat the sandwiches? That the business is employing/supporting the trans agenda by hiring the pooner? That the pooner smells like piss? (Not saying I'd be comfortable with it either but I don't think I've ever encountered a pooner in the wild. If so I'd probably just walk right out though.)
 
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batteredpancakes said:
No surgeon ever really does the exact same process as another. Even the surgeons themselves constantly shift their techniques. That is what happens because these surgeries aren't standardized but instead experimental. Surgeons can change things whenever.
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Surgeons live to surgeon. They just want bodies on tables to hone their skills. And maybe make medical history. So with a steady stream of willing lab rats (and a remarkable amount of cope and reluctance to sue by the already butchered or their grieving families) the band merrily plays on.

Bloo said:
How long do you think this insane medical scandal will continue for? its not like any other medical scandal in history, they weren’t politicised quite like this. I do have hope that we will move past this but I don’t know when.
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As long as there is resources available to keep it going and doctors and medical orgs willing to do it, it's unlikely that the SRS/GRS genie is ever going to go back in the bottle. The idea of having a gender identity and needing "trans healthcare" to address gender identiy mismatches with sex are probably here to stay. When you think about it, 300ish years of ascendant modern comfort created this troon shit and modern comfort will have to decline and go away for it to totally end. And when that happens, troons and pooners larping about will be the least of our concerns.

However. If insurance companies and gov gib medical care admins figure out that "trans healthcare" is not something they want to continue to offer and cover because it's too risky and expensive for them, the market for it will take a hit.

So the best case scenario occurring sometime in the near future is that trans healthcare becomes so discredited, so expensive, and so heavily regulated that the demand reduces dramatically and the medical Gold Rush ends. SRS/GRS will still be around and available for the die hards willing to go through the suitability process at their own risk and on their own dime like before. But the Gold Rush glory days, with their lack of supervision and free flowing cash will be over.

But when? Who knows? "Trans healthcare" is already demonstrating that it's not all it's cracked up to be. One troon and one pooner at a time. Once that becomes undeniable common knowledge and the middlemen decide to back out of the game because they're losing money, all bets are off.
 
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Jizzrag said:
Nono it doesn’t look like it has teeth. In fact, it’s healing really well! And at least he can dilate, depth is important!
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oh boy this reminds me of that one time my tattoo got infected. It was looking real oozy and gross but my mind somehow persuaded me for at least 3 days that “that’s just how tattoos heal,” despite having gotten maybe too many of them already. There was a tiny voice in my mind saying: hmm…that doesn’t look good at all… but I shut it down. It wasn’t until a friend pointed the obvious out that I went to see a doctor, who promptly prescribed me antibiotics.

Now I had no real reason at all to cope hard that a small tattoo was not infected, yet my mind still coped. I wonder how hard the cope is going on in his head, because I mean, urinary and reproductive systems are hell of a lot to lose.
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
...wut? Either your pain level is zero, or it's 'really sore'. It literally can't be both, lil pooner.
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Meh. Side effect of her real sex. Any pain she's had up until now has likely been diagnosed as "hysteria" or some shit so she just doesn't believe that anything qualifies as pain unless it's the result of a stabbing, gunshot, animal attack, etc.
 
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Accidental Protege said:
This is the thread that introduced me to Kiwi Farms, just skim the highlights and you're set for like 2 months. :)
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Me too! I was getting bored with illness fakers censorship and they kept hinting at a terrible place that bullied them for being fakers. I thought, yep! That sounds like me! And I was lost to the dark side....

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Is that some kind of insane dehydration?
 
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More tales of life saving surgery:

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Surgery has made me suicidal. Now I need to discuss options.

This may be long, but I desperately need advice or support or something.
Please see my last posts for more context. Put briefly: my left arm after months and months of time, pain, and money spent on hair removal was not a viable candidate for surgery. I woke up from what was meant to be a left arm RFF phalloplasty with instead a partial metoidioplasty. This situation in itself has made me profoundly depressed and suicidal which I have not felt in years.
After a scan of my right arm it was found it is likely a good candidate for surgery. My options, as it seems, are get Right arm RFF next month BUT know there is a possibility I will wake up with a delayed thigh flap surgery to prepare for ALT. if once they’re operating on my right arm they realize somehow it’s not useable again they’ll start the ALT process. Or live with my weird partial meta until I get hair removal again and then go for the RFF (again with the ALT back up).
I was supposed to feel better after talking with my surgeon (Dr. Santucci) but instead I feel worse for some reason. It’s no fault of the surgeon, it’s just my stupid fucking anatomy. I never even considered something like this could happen, no one has ever told me this is a possibility or type of potenital complication. (For those wondering, I am in excellent physical health, I’m 5’6” 145lbs, very active, I work out 3-4 days a week, I have good cardiovascular health.) There was no way I imagine I’d be in the 1% who (would have) had total phallus loss (if they did the procedure).
But now since I’m starting school soon I feel that there is no good window for me to obtain this surgery. The recovery , the follow up appointments, the follow up procedures, I wanted to get it all done before graduate school. Now the next surgery date he is proposing to me is right before school starts.
I feel absolutely lost and I don’t know how to move forward. I’m also wondering if I should consider switching surgeons, but no one would get me in as fast as he can. Besides, he knows what needs to happen with my partial meta to become a full phalloplasty.
No matter how optimistic I try to stay, dying seems easiest. It feels like all of this work just to try and get as close as I can to feeling like a real man isn’t even worth the effort anymore. I just want to give up. I feel like a freak. I feel hopeless. I never would’ve imagined things would go so badly.

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I’m a trans man who went for bottom surgery. The plan was to do a phalloplasty with my left arm as a donor site for the skin to make the penis. The surgeon couldn’t use the arm skin because he said the artery was too small so the site wasn’t viable. Instead of stopping there he performed a different surgery type called a metoidioplasty. It’s not what I wanted. I don’t like the way they look. It looks horrible. I feel disgusting and ashamed. I feel worse than I did pre surgery 1000%. I just want to die. All I want it to feel normal but I can’t even have that. I feel like a freak. I wish I was dead.
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I went in for RFF phalloplasty last night and woke up with no penis. They had to abort the surgery because the micro surgeon said my artery in my arm is too small. I am beyond devastated and I want to die. I had no idea this was even a possibility. I feel completely hopeless. I can’t go through life like this.
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First she says she woke up with no penis. Now she says she went under, they couldn't do RFF and did metoidioplasty instead.

I know these butchers are unethical but would they really just do a totally different procedure . I'm not entirely buying it.
 
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GloriousScarf said:
I know these butchers are unethical but would they really just do a totally different procedure . I'm not entirely buying it.
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Real or not, the users on r/phallo don’t seem to be very concerned about this potential malpractice being inflicted on one of their own. They’re just telling the OP to get a therapist and work through their emotions surrounding botched surgery:
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The OP also posted this on r/SuicideWatch (archive), and the reaction from non-trannies is “holy fucking shit, that sounds insane, sue the doctor immediately”:
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These people protect their surgeons like a battered woman attempting to cover for an abusive husband.
 
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Lady Farishta said:
I have learned not to eat whilst perusing this particular forum.

Just curious, what is it in particular that makes you not want to eat the sandwiches? That the business is employing/supporting the trans agenda by hiring the pooner? That the pooner smells like piss? (Not saying I'd be comfortable with it either but I don't think I've ever encountered a pooner in the wild. If so I'd probably just walk right out though.)
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I never ever ever would order stuff when a pooner was working at my deli. Same with the troon at my pharmacy. Idk about OP but for me it was less about strategic consumer politics and more about deep seated visceral disgust. Idc if a one-eyed mongoloid is getting my meat and cheese together; he's just getting by. But the progressive and self-inflicted sickness of the pooner just screams NO. DON'T EAT COLD CUTS THIS PERSON TOUCHED. WALK AWAY.
 
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Lady Farishta said:
I have learned not to eat whilst perusing this particular forum.

Just curious, what is it in particular that makes you not want to eat the sandwiches? That the business is employing/supporting the trans agenda by hiring the pooner? That the pooner smells like piss? (Not saying I'd be comfortable with it either but I don't think I've ever encountered a pooner in the wild. If so I'd probably just walk right out though.)
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It's not so much the business supporting Trannies and more I don't want a Fujo handling my food.
Having learned more than I ever want to know about Pooners I know the sort of shit they do and their questionable hygeine and I don't want a Pooner touching anything that I'm going to be eating.
I know they're supposed to wear those little plastic gloves but this Pooner could be involved in chopping and prepping the ingredients out the back and just the thought of a gross, cystic acne covered, weird smelling Fujo being around and especially handling my fucking sandwich makes me lose my appetite.
I never even considered the business being Troon friendly but I guess I have another reason now, although its more likely the owner just never considered the potential downsides to hiring a genderspecial.

I just don't want a Fujo handling my food. I don't think I'm being unreasonable. They do gross shit and they have bad hygeine.
 
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