Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[anliteralidiot]

she found another bird. Yes, there was a first bird, a few months ago she found and put in a box and had the wildlife rescue people come and get it.

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DO NOT PICK UP FLEDGLINGS
IT DID NOT NEED TO BE RESCUED

Wandering from the nest is exactly what fledglings—which are just learning to fly—are supposed to do, she says. It's a normal part of a bird's development, and though these chicks might appear abandoned, they’re likely under surveillance by their parents nearby. Of course, there is a chance that they could be injured, sick, or in danger, so there are some cases where a fledgling might require assistance.

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Walk away from the bird. McMahon says. Rescuing healthy fledglings is not only unnecessary, but it can be detrimental to their development. When raised by hand, she says, babies might confuse humans as their parents (not unlike the geese in the movie Fly Away Home). If that happens, “they don’t know how to be a bird,” McMahon says.

She’s gonna kill that bird inadvertently orrrr

As a bird owner: yes. If she doesn't get it rescued, it'll die. Either from the fumes of her smoking and cooking grilled cheese like a retard, or her feeding it something poisonous to birds.

More likely it'll be her cooking, as heated Teflon IS SUPER TOXIC TO BIRDS, AND CAN KILL THEM WITH ODORLESS FUMES.

Poor image quality, but here's a good view of her thyroid goiter. IDK NAL, MAYBE SEE A DOCTOR?!? (added illustration of thyroid gland for comparison)

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She is hyperthyroid personified.

• Losing weight without trying.
• Fast heartbeat, a condition called tachycardia.
• Irregular heartbeat, also called arrhythmia.
• Pounding of the heart, sometimes called heart palpitations.
• Increased hunger.
• Nervousness, anxiety and irritability.
• Tremor, usually a small trembling in the hands and fingers.
• Sweating.
• Changes in menstrual cycles.
• Increased sensitivity to heat.
• Changes in bowel patterns, especially more-frequent bowel movements.
• Enlarged thyroid gland, sometimes called a goiter, which may appear as a swelling at the base of the neck.
• Tiredness.
• Muscle weakness.
• Sleep problems.
• Warm, moist skin.
• Thinning skin.
• Fine, brittle hair.

Like holy shit, what doesn't she tick off on this list!
Scientific paper on thyroid problems and psychiatric health.
tl;dr everything is her thyroid bitch

 

[Crab Latte]

@anliteralidiot I know nothing about wildlife rehabilitation BUT I want to note that with the grackle, she put it in a bird cage and put it on the side of the house outside, covered up. Yes, I shit you not she just had an empty bird cage lying around in the hoard.

 

[anliteralidiot]

@anliteralidiot I know nothing about wildlife rehabilitation BUT I want to note that with the grackle, she put it in a bird cage and put it on the side of the house outside, covered up. Yes, I shit you not she just had an empty bird cage lying around in the hoard.

I knew she had the grackle, and I knew she was supposed to give it to rehab people. It's just the way she's posing with the baby bluejay is giving "teehee it's a pet!" vibes. She'll probably say it was on the ground, and it needed her to rescue it from her meanie cats! When, no, it needed her to keep her cats away. This was totally normal for a fledgling, and it didn't need rescuing. to

I'm just nervous AF about a bird in that house after watching her cook that grilled cheese.
This is stupid, but I have owned this exact stove, and it says the burner shes cooking on is at a 2.0 or 2.8? (it goes up to a 10, but from 2-3 it goes up by decimal points). She cooked these so low and slow it's absurd.

Like that's why her cheese didn't melt. Her stove probably wasn't hot enough, and she kept jiggling and slapping it like a retard.

CLEAN YOUR STOVE NAL

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Bravo OPs on this incredibly well researched thread. Mods, this most definitely what's up and deserves a feature.

I really enjoyed the Before Cobra touch, well done, very well done!

 

[Rotogravure]

@anliteralidiot I know nothing about wildlife rehabilitation BUT I want to note that with the grackle, she put it in a bird cage and put it on the side of the house outside, covered up. Yes, I shit you not she just had an empty bird cage lying around in the hoard.

Probably the cage from 2017 when her "20 year old" Cockatiel died. That, of course, she took photos of for Flickr. Spoilered for dead animal.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Probably the cage from 2017 when her "20 year old" Cockatiel died. That, of course, she took photos of for Flickr. Spoilered for dead animal.

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Well he wasn't even mine, but I was the only one to care for this bird

Why is she like this? Why is she the only person who ever cares? When's that court date for her not taking care of her cats? How's that coming along?

It's not even that weird to me that she has a bird cage, with all of the antiquing she does. I know plenty of women who collect glassware and fiesta ware like her, and they all have one somewhere, somehow.

 

[giddy-up]

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God bless you guttersluts

Some additional entries of content:

NAL smells her own pussy (Wendy’s):

NAL’s phone gets broken by a dog and she gets melodramatic/gross at Hardee’s:

NAL jerking off cobra on stream:

NAL yelling at her parents (adventure time edition):

NAL cam4 horror:

NAL cam4 horror (HP edition):

 

[-Jack-]

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God bless you guttersluts

Look at her pretending she isn't just going to drink straight for the bottle. Little BPD alchy lmao

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Some additional entries of content:

NAL smells her own pussy (Wendy’s):
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NAL’s phone gets broken by a dog and she gets melodramatic/gross at Hardee’s:
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NAL jerking off cobra on stream:
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NAL yelling at her parents (adventure time edition):
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NAL cam4 horror:
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NAL cam4 horror (HP edition):
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This little lady is quite the catch. Joshie is very lucky he found her.

 

[MegaFaggot]

Please tell me the bird survived, why can't she just keep her 50 cats inside if she really cares about this baby bird? Or call the wildlife sanctuary or something? It kind of looked like she only took that bird inside for clout/to look better and fucked its life up by doing that.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Messica has seen some interesting texts between homeboy Aaron and the bogwitch. The carpet at the Conquistadors is precisely as rancid as you would expect.







Better not be ghosting your hideous girlfriend, boy!

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

This baby bluejay thing really pulls at the heartstrings. I'm rewatching JM's most recent livestream. She's fucking around with it instead of putting it back in the nest. You can hear the parents outside losing their fucking minds and she's telling them to calm down. Bitch, you stole their fuckin kid for some weird compulsion to have something need you. Thank God this whore is barren

 

[anliteralidiot]

This baby bluejay thing really pulls at the heartstrings. I'm rewatching JM's most recent livestream. She's fucking around with it instead of putting it back in the nest. You can hear the parents outside losing their fucking minds and she's telling them to calm down. Bitch, you stole their fuckin kid for some weird compulsion to have something need you. Thank God this whore is barren

oh goddamnit I just started the JM stream, but this is what I was worried about with the lil bluejay

at least I can skip that part...

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

oh goddamnit I just started the JM stream, but this is what I was worried about with the lil bluejay

at least I can skip that part...

Meh, I don't think the thing was a baby. I think it was just a young bird learning to fly. Maybe it still has hope?

 

[Secondary Fat White Lump]

NAL yelling at her parents (adventure time edition):
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This is a masterpiece.

Poor baby bird, I used to do wildlife rehab, the amount of care baby birds require is significant and you're supposed to put them back in the nest or leave them be.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Meh, I don't think the thing was a baby. I think it was just a young bird learning to fly. Maybe it still has hope?

I don't know, I was skipping through and sae her former mod saying SHE JUST THOUGHT SHE COULD GIVE BOILING WATER TO HUMMINGBIRDS?
I'm sorry but she's too retarded, she's gotta go.


ETA attachments were being demogorgon whores

 

[ibeatmywife]

Where is she even going live from? I thought her twitch was permabanned

 

[lottalove]

Where is she even going live from? I thought her twitch was permabanned

On her instagram, to a handful of people who are still allowed to watch.

Looking extra shitty today. Reminiscent of the original Queen of Instagram, Val/Enchanted Rose's, who goes by Pink Glitter atm. and has her glow-up all to herself, but is always longing for her man to finally call her, too.

Stream ended with NAL saying she has no plans for tomorrow (her birthday) and she hopes she dies.

 

[ReverseStarfish]

Poor image quality, but here's a good view of her thyroid goiter. IDK NAL, MAYBE SEE A DOCTOR?!? (added illustration of thyroid gland for comparison)

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I was looking up stuff about her very large goiter and Hashimoto's encephalopathy popped up and like Anliteridiot mentioned with how she's he is hyperthyroid personified, so is she with this rare disease and it's neuropsychiatric manifestations:

Symptoms of Hashimoto's encephalopathy may include:[citation needed]

• Personality changes
• Aggression
• Delusional behavior
• Concentration and memory problems
• Coma
• Disorientation
• Headaches
• Jerks in the muscles (myoclonus – 65% of cases)
• Lack of coordination (ataxia – 65% of cases)
• Partial paralysis on the right side
• Psychosis
• Seizures (60% of cases)
• Sleep abnormalities (55% of cases)
• Speech problems (transient aphasia – 80% of cases)
  Makes me think of her terrible jerky hand dancing with her lack of coordination and jerks in the muscles. Why don't her parents involve themselves with her obvious need for psychiatric care? Bitch it crazy crazy and is deformed. Go to a doctor already.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Messica has seen some interesting texts between homeboy Aaron and the bogwitch. The carpet at the Conquistadors is precisely as rancid as you would expect.

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Better not be ghosting your hideous girlfriend, boy!

I hope Joshie is actually over the hag. A third visit to Casper would be even worse for him than the last 2.