Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

they didn’t try the kind of bullshit like red light cameras, speed cameras, or police checkpoints to bust people for using their phone when stopped at a light.

You too huh?

 

[Captain Manning]

In addition to having expired tags on his Navigator Nick also wasn't carrying his license, nor was he carrying proof of insurance. He did come equipped with excuses about his darn kids though.



Same as in 2023 with the excuses about the darn kids:

Like I just got done posting, I think he has straight up conditioned himself to bring up how hectic dealing with the kids is to everybody and anybody. Even cops now. He otherwise knows not to talk to cops.

He will (correctly) not admit to how fast he were going, but the kids... the kids must absolutely be mentioned... at all times. To everybody that will listen. It helps deflect from the true reason why his life is such a mess now. Not his fault. Can not be his fault. Not ever. Goddamned kids.

Retard here, legal question: Does this mean his bond is revoked because he didn't remain law abiding or because the original infraction was before the bond period, is this treated like a "whoopsie doodle" for the criminal Nick Rekieta?

Offense was in March, so it should not count. I do not think they would ding him on his current criminal case for the no show on the second traffic infraction, because their way of dealing with situations like that seems to be to just auto convict anyways.

Would be funny if I'm wrong and they did though.

But yeah I also noticed so many balldowashers and tourists join last week and many of them use(d?) Nick's mugshot as an avatar. Half of them seemed to be balldowashing shitposters from JuJu's reddit and other half random newfags from Aaron Imphotent-sphere.

I have noticed a lot of new people, but I haven't noticed too many Balldowashers yet. I think maybe there was that one guy spazzing out and it got sent to spergatory before saw it live.

It's all mods on deck for this temp subforum right now, so any retardation shouldn't last too long.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

The peak lolbertarian sexual deviant who hates Christianity, families, and basic laws is.... literally far right?

Well Hunter could be neo nazi for all we knew. He is still Left's Hunter Biden.

 

[AnOminous]

Can you reverse your ghoulish appearance? If so, to what extent? I get it's on a case-by-base basis, but generally speaking?
For example, will your gaunt face finally be allowed to fatten up again once you stop with the drugs?

You might stop looking like you're immediately going to die, but you don't reverse it. That ghoulish appearance sticks around. I've known a few ex-junkies and they always have that look to them, pretty much for good. And there also seems to be damage to the vocal cords that also never goes away, if you've ever heard that junkie rasp. There's also something around the eyes.

There's no going back.

 

[daniel day]

And remember, this absolute faggot is so oblivious he thinks being a "streamer" is such a unique experience that nobody can understand how HARD it is to have no job whatsoever his entire life and to be able to make money by just opening up a bottle, turning on a camera, and babbling like a goddamn idiot a few hours.

This is his BURDEN in life, that literally NOBODY can understand, because it's just so goddamn hard, and sometimes, he even has to get in a car and DRIVE KIDS AROUND. Oh my fucking GOD, the sheer agony, the rough life this faggot lives.

I think people that get into streaming treat it like fun play time rather than a job, and they parasocial themselves with their own audiences when they unexpectedly get followers. Ive heard that streamers get into doing uppers (like cocaine, funnily enough) to be able to stream for like 8-9 hours a day then edit videos for another 2-3. Ill give Hasan at least a little credit when he said streaming was soul sucking, I can certainly imagine keeping up a facade for that long could certainly be draining. Its also evident that you cant just turn on a stream and act however you want, Nick went from making thousands a stream to like $60 in superchats in less than a year. Unfortunately he was too retarded or too swept up in his "fame" (lol) to put that money into a bank account, spend responsibly, and just do his job. I guess its better now that he didnt break out into the mainstream. Could you imagine Anchorman Rekieta getting busted for coke, firearms, and child endangerment?

 

[Lone MacReady II]

how the fuck do people listen to this guy? too special effect sounds jfc

Isn't he also a member of the USS Liberty burner clan?

 

[AnOminous]

This has probably been posted already, but remember that "supreme court" doesn't mean the same thing in NY. It's just their name for their appellate courts, IIRC.

Actually it's their name for their TRIAL courts. No, it makes no sense whatsoever, but then, New York doesn't make sense in general.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

This is probably a retarded question, which makes this place all the more apt to ask it in:

What happens with your appearance once you stop doing the drugs Nicholas & Co. has been doing, like coke, methamphetamine and alcohol etc.?

Can you reverse your ghoulish appearance? If so, to what extent? I get it's on a case-by-base basis, but generally speaking?
For example, will your gaunt face finally be allowed to fatten up again once you stop with the drugs?

Age is key. You can never erase everything, but until your mid 30's or so you body and your skin still has plasticity. Past that, all your biological process start slowing the fuck down and repairing your bruised, drugged skin is low on the totem pole. Ghoul Nick is here to stay

Edit: forgot to add that alcoholism especially does not come back. his liver is FUCKED.

 

[Evilronald]

You too huh?

Fuck the government for checkpoints and other giant wastes of money, and fuck the local people for tolerating it. People up north would recall the entire city council just for trying to raise property taxes, theyd burn the mayors house down for a red light camera guaranteed.

 

[Heed Not]

For a man who really liked to say "never talk to cops" he did an awful lot of talking.
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which is weird because almost a year later he followed his own rules
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and he might have gotten away with it if not for him driving on expired tags, something he doesn't need to confess to.

Ohhhhhhhhh Nick...

Enjoy litigation.

He's lucky he didn't get a reckless driving charge for that 85 in a 65.
I'm not going to pretend we all don't do double the speed limit sometimes, but attitude is the difference between a warning and an arrest, and Nick isn't the good attitude sort.

 

[Evilronald]

100% chance that if this was nick‘s kid calling the cops to report his parents’ stash of drugs the balldowashers would be calling him a snitch.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Did you notice that in both stops he mentioned his kids?

I think he's CONDITIONED himself to mention the kids whenever and frequently as possible. Even to cops on traffic stops, where he would otherwise shut up (he did the right thing on the second stop by not admitting to his speed).

"Sorry... very busy... kids!"

It's funny to me because the real reason for him being such a fuckup has absolutely nothing to do with his kids. They're the ones paying the price for him being a fuckup.

He ain't very well gonna tell the cop, or most anybody else, he's on his way to buy blow, or rushing home to do blow, or engage in one form of degenerate sexual thing or another.

EDIT: Typos.

I’m about 101% sure he just used the kids as a go to excuse. 5 kids is a lot in today’s world and without an extended family it’s a pain in the ass to raise. Power level, but I am from a large religious family. I used to get enrolled with my cousins in stuff in order to divide labor for the parents and I carpooled a lot.

Nick basically made himself out to be Atlas, with Kayla being on so many pills she probably couldn’t drive legally, and could get out of social situations by going “muh kids”. We don’t know where Kayla’s family lived, but they seem like they are townie’s in an area that seems like a Summer-Fall Vacation spot with the lakes and hunting grounds. They probably live far enough away where they probably saw them at Church and during the Holidays.

 

[SusanHassle]

Does anyone have records of Kayla's driving or any fender benders she might have had? It has always puzzled me that Nick seems to do all the driving. That’s a lot of effort, especially since most activities for the kids are 15 or more minutes away.

I'm not balldowashing; it’s just a curiosity.

 

[Harm]

Even if Nick R. had the time to go ahead and try to reverse the physical damage he's inflicted, he's such a brain dead retarded sack of shit that he'd have no idea how to actually approach those changes. He unironically said that the way to fix his health was "raw butter and cheerios." When I shared that with my nutritionist they were dumbfounded. Dude's avoiding nutritious protein sources like his life depends on it.

He's brutally clueless when it comes to building muscle or maintaining a healthy weight. One pack of top ramen a day, a snack size Snickers, and a tiny bag of Doritos? Nigga, what? I bet the dumbass was using the seasoning packet included with the ramen too instead of using his own seasonings (reduced sodium chicken bullion and powdered ginger; tastes better and you keep your sodium intake low).

 

[zimzam88]

In addition to having expired tags on his Navigator Nick also wasn't carrying his license, nor was he carrying proof of insurance. He did come equipped with excuses about his darn kids though.

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Same as in 2023 with the excuses about the darn kids:

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For the 2024 fine it is $290 total: $260 + $30 in late fees ($5+$25)

For the 2023 fine it was $180 total :$150 + $30 in late fees ($5+$25)

It took him 3 months to pay in 2023.

EDIT: to be clear, he hasn't paid the 2024 one yet, he paid the 2023 one three months later in person

"Sorry... very busy... kids!"

"muh kids" is his go-to excuse for everything bad that happens in his life.
Did he just reproduce so he had an excuse to blame when he did retarded stuff?

Setting aside his obvious physical and material neglect of not properly caring for his children, his patterns of blaming his kids for his degeneracy and humiliating them in front of others could be devastating. There's likely going to be some severe long lasting psychological problems for his kids of feeling like a burden and a cause of this catastrophe. Especially for the kids who spoke out about the neglect.

Nick is human trash and still has shown no remorse or willingness to face up to the consequences of his actions.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Truly a bizarre exchange.

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someone messed up "baldo" as in 2 Kings 2:23 and "balldo" the scourge of mankind. Once is a reference to a bald head, the other is a reference to a lack of working head.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Does anyone have records of Kayla's driving or any fender benders she might have had? It has always puzzled me that Nick seems to do all the driving. That’s a lot of effort, especially since most activities for the kids are 15 or more minutes away.

I'm not balldowashing; it’s just a curiosity.

Nicky IS lying about how much he drives but Kayla could just not have a license.

 

[RAT Team Six]

I can’t believe that kids would do this to Nick. They make him speed. They take up all his time so he can’t attend court. They’ve clearly caused him to lose weight. They stress him out and make his heart race. And now they’ve ruined his life.

Oh wait that’s the coke!

 

[Oxyjen]

100% chance that if this was nick‘s kid calling the cops to report his parents’ stash of drugs the balldowashers would be calling him a snitch.

Sentencing: A *huge* quantity of meth, that she was dealing from the home. 2 years probation.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Even if Nick R. had the time to go ahead and try to reverse the physical damage he's inflicted, he's such a brain dead retarded sack of shit that he'd have no idea how to actually approach those changes. He unironically said that the way to fix his health was "raw butter and cheerios." When I shared that with my nutritionist they were dumbfounded. Dude's avoiding nutritious protein sources like his life depends on it.

Wish I was a fly on the wall when you asked your nutritionist about the eating habits of an alcoholic Balldo-wearing lolcow.