Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

While a new schedule would be a good change, his show should probably be the last thing on Nick's mind right now.

People here want it, for obvious reasons, but him fucking off until his criminal and CPS shit is settled would be objectively the single smartest thing he could do in a long ass time.

Which means he probably won't.

Libertarian and pro-life? What? Seems like incompatible idelogies, but I'm not curious enough to wade through her feed to make sense of it.

I waded through the libertarian position on abortion a long time ago.

Basically...

Libertarians do not have a broad set position on abortion because there is no agreement among them on when life begins. If you believe life begins at conception, abortion is an NAP violation and the state can stop you. If you believe it begins at birth, you have agency over your own body and the state should not be able to stop you.

So you can be libertarian and pro-choice, or libertarian and pro-life.

 

[Fapcop]

I might draw a fucking genealogy tree later on because this is getting retarded.

Nick’s mother Celeste is the daughter of Louis and Peaches Owen’s you can find numerous pictures of him online as he became a very wealthy man after the IPO sale, but he was always pretty wealthy. Louis was the rich oil engineer who saw Nick graduate Law School.

Nick’s father Robert (Bob) is the son of Paul and Rita Rekieta. Paul was from all I can gather a Korean War Vet who was active in his Knights of Columbus Chapter (Catholic Men’s group) and community as was his wife. Paul was born to Polish immigrants, spoke Polish, played guitar, and who’s dancing with Kayla in the wedding picture. Nick skipped Rita’s funeral.

The biggest thing I get is that Nick is an ungrateful cunt. His family, by the digging I did, were very giving and good people. Nick didn’t inherit their understanding of charity from my understanding. I really think he’s on the charity board for his main income (if it’s not the trust my opinion is that Nick sits on the board for a charity and likely gets a 5-6 figure income from that due to personal experience with rich cunts).

Wait WHAT?!?

That piece of shit skipped his own grandmother’s funeral?!

Jeez. And here I thought my opinion on the cunt couldn’t go any lower!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Love him or hate him, Turkey Tom has spoken.

He gives the Farms ample credit.

I thought it was decent, there's so much Rekieta bullshit that I'm not sure what exactly he missed or got wrong but I'm sure he did. For the most part it got the big story beats down. As far as normie content goes he's probably the best one making it out there.

The one thing I was a little surprised he glazed over was the Kyle Rittenhouse interview. Despite all the weird locals shit I think that was the moment Nick shut himself off from getting bigger than just a popular youtube channel. Where he could have been as professional as possible, put on a suit, maybe change his background to reflect that instead he decided to ask about and explain what a Futanari was to his very uncomfortable guest. Rittenhouse isn't just some guy, he's a guy with handlers connected to the mainstream media. If they were ever considering having him on some Fox News panel in the afternoon to try Nick out on the boomers they sure as fuck weren't after that. Probably the still biggest door slammed in his face imo.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Turkey video was mid, glossed over some key stuff, felt rushed.

Exactly what I was afraid of. Oh well, it is what it is.

Yep, could have easily been one of those 2 hour videos like the DSP one. Also he should have waited for the body cam footage to come out.

Maybe he wanted to get in on all of the downfall videos while they were hot.

I'll give it 7/10. He does a good summary of rekieta's downfall but he could have gone at more detail at some points to give further context imo. I said previously that he was going to blame the forum for Nick's downfall but he didn't and gave credit as well so I'll take the L on that point.

 

[Molag Bal]

I was looking up what content about the rekieta saga was coming out and saw there was a coomalot stream. Most of it is a more-than-an-hour tangent about how they all take hard drugs, but there was something prescient related to Nina in the beginning.

Spoiler

Time: 25:50
>Armagard (superberry) says: "Nina tried organizing an intervention for Nick."
>Well since Nina has already, like, talked about it - I never really talked about it - I said there was kind of something in the works, but yeah. Nina did message me and I messaged Drex and we were kind of all...we were kind of all mak- trying to make something work - this was two days before the arrest. I think it was a Tuesday. And I was going to fly out there, um - Drex was going to go over to see - to-to Nick's house, check on him and then I was gonna fly out there...uhm...and all- we were gonna - you know, were just planning it by ear man. Because that was - it was right after his like, FUCKED UP stream. And uh, then of course he got arrested the next day, so...
I guess that explains what undead chronic meant when he said Drexel was 'on the way' to stage an intervention. So assuming it was actually going to happen, if Nick hadn't called Judge Fisher a whore whose vagina leaks, they might have had their intervention, Nick could have gotten his shit together and everyone would be happier for it. He still wouldn't live down Hedonism2 but it would be a vastly preferable outcome to what actually happened.
Nina knew how bad it was, Coomalot knew, Drexel knew. Who knows how many others knew and they did nothing, they let this go on for as long as it did.

But if the cokestream was the series finale of Lawsplaining the Interwebs, then it was one hell of a finale and poetic in that we return to alcoholic lawyers and defamation suits. How can he possibly top that?

The cokestream is aptly named after the pillstream. And the pillstream wasn't an end, it was a beginning. It was something people would constantly bring up for years. Even in 2022 Ralph was in perma-explosionmode every time someone rattled a pillbottle at him.

Pretty sure now, in retrospect (as hindsight is 20/ balldo,) that the 7 hour Eric July copestream from last October was a cokestream, too. The one where “white bread ass niggah” was born.

Wasn't he in Dax' studio for that stream? That seems like a crucial detail for multiple reasons.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What could NIck possbily be doing that would cause him to fail to show up? Hmm..

I like where this is heading! For good measure they should give him his guns back.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

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[Sharpeteer]

I'll give it 7/10. He does a good summary of rekieta's downfall but he could have gone at more detail at some points to give further context imo. I said previously that he was going to blame the forum for Nick's downfall but he didn't and gave credit as well so I'll take the L on that point.

The reality is I would never be happy with it no matter what, so I say it is what it is.

The Rekieta documentary I want to watch is like... 2.5 to 3 hours long, and ends with the end of his trial in August. lol

 

[Captain Manning]

I might draw a fucking genealogy tree later on because this is getting retarded.

It is. Even I get confused sometimes.

It doesn't help matters that I typed Celeste instead of Owen at one point in my post. Since edited. Mea culpa.

I just wanted to avoid any confusion that might lead people to think the money comes from Kayla's side.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Wasn't he in Dax' studio for that stream? That seems like a crucial detail for multiple reasons.

No he wasn't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Correct.

To add to the receipts presented in this post, let me add that there is severe, long term cognitive damage done to children by a lack of nutrition — especially prior to age 5 but even afterward. Much like adequate parental attention and affection, deficits in key nutrients cannot be made up for at a later date. If you don’t get it early and often, your cognitive abilities and even physical maturation are going to be fucked up — to one degree or another — for life.

I’m sure the nose guards will say that’s irrelevant because his youngest is now six and it’s absolutely normal for her and her siblings be left to fend for themselves, subsisting on pre-packaged junk food that requires no prep and delivers zero nutrition or satiety.

But the fact is that an American millionaire’s children have likely been suffering from malnutrition levels that are most commonly found in ghetto homes and third world countries. Even neglected nigger children can at least get one hot meal a day (nutritionally bankrupt as it is) at school. The oldest Rekieta child has been the only one fortunate enough to hit that jackpot for otherwise deprived kids.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I thought it was Nick's mother's side, and that is what the person was referring to as opposed to Bob Rekieta?

Misunderstanding on my part, I was assuming mother meant Kayla, not Nick's mother.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Wait WHAT?!?

That piece of shit skipped his own grandmother’s funeral?!

Jeez. And here I thought my opinion on the cunt couldn’t go any lower!

He mentioned skipping a funeral in 2019. That was Rita who was also…

Really fucking interesting part of her life story


Gonna drag it out a bit


@AnOminous I bet this faggot was afraid of his grandmother


… The Secretary of a District Attorney. Rita probably knew that Nick wasn’t a serious attorney. Daughter of Polish immigrants, that old girl probably asked him about his clients at every chance even if she had dementia.

 

[bifftango]

>Well since Nina has already, like, talked about it - I never really talked about it - I said there was kind of something in the works, but yeah. Nina did message me and I messaged Drex and we were kind of all...we were kind of all mak- trying to make something work - this was two days before the arrest. I think it was a Tuesday. And I was going to fly out there, um - Drex was going to go over to see - to-to Nick's house, check on him and then I was gonna fly out there...uhm...and all- we were gonna - you know, were just planning it by ear man. Because that was - it was right after his like, FUCKED UP stream. And uh, then of course he got arrested the next day, so...

Why would they organize an intervention with Nick if it was all the kids' fault? I'm going to assume whatever those ghouls say about the Nick situation is complete BS. They're just trying to absolve themselves of any guilt for enabling him, even though it's really not their fault.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nick should stream. It would be the most viewers he's had in over a year. He may even make more then 100 bucks, if he started reading out all the superchats from people making fun of him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That piece of shit skipped his own grandmother’s funeral?!

Lmao Rekieta has too much in common with MovieBob.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I thought it was decent, there's so much Rekieta bullshit that I'm not sure what exactly he missed or got wrong but I'm sure he did. For the most part it got the big story beats down. As far as normie content goes he's probably the best one making it out there.

As stated previously Toms a faggot just capitalizing on the algorithm and trends. Id prefer a BeigeFrequency level of a deep dive video like his Lady Di series,which I highly recommend. Theres enough Balldo material out there for a 6 hr series easy

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

So Chambers of My Heart made a video about Nick’s arrest. Too little, too late, mate!

 

[Kirtto]

So why is Nick getting a misdemeanor for the expired id or not?

 

[SusanHassle]

I guess that explains what undead chronic meant when he said Drexel was 'on the way' to stage an intervention. So assuming it was actually going to happen, if Nick hadn't called Judge Fisher a whore whose vagina leaks, they might have had their intervention,

I can verify. I'm working on a summary of Nina's stream and I believe she is the fourth creator to claim she organized an intervention. I welcome all of them to provide receipts because I have serious doubts.