Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

SpaceX makes another exciting Starship launch.
"Bah, humbug!" Says the Tomlinson.
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Patrick does not wish to donate his unused chairs and grill to the Salvation Army. So selfish!
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Patrick scurries back into the closet.
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I'm pretty sure he was talking shit.
I don't know why anyone would try to brag by saying something so fucking gay and creepy
Rick is a creep though, I have 0 doubt he'd do that. If he sent it to a woman (it's Fatrick, he absolutely would), good chance she was disgusted by it and blocked him rather than saving it.
On the other hand, he is painfully full of shit.
"Gay virgin fatrick" told us he was called Fatrick, maybe he was telling us something there too? Two truths and a lie
You know most of the Craiglist trolling is him because of how uncreative and unfunny it is. If there were black guys showing up at all hours of the night looking for "that white bitch that wants her pussy farted on," I might suspect it was the OnA guys.
fake ad in the 18+ section (does that still exist?
Craigslist got rid of personals a few years ago because it kept being used for crimes, so that dream is unfortunately dead and the posts would be killed very soon
Rare """based""" take on immigration from Political Pat
He had one recently on self defense too, can't remember if I already posted it:what the fuck.jpg
I think Technicality Tomlinson is technically correct in that hitting someone with a milkshake would be misdemeanor battery, not assault.
If memory serves, since "battery" refers to a successful assault you can't have a battery charge without an assault charge, or a combined one
Basically, no, because rage is an emotion related to the fight/flight response, and so blood is removed from extremities to where it is needed. He's full of shit based on Internet shitposting about "hateboners".
I've heard of "combat erections" before, are those the same thing?
Facts were presented though so I don't know where the lie is.
>implying he acknowledges facts in front of him
 
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had one recently on self defense too, can't remember if I already posted it:
He's so full of shit. Those are his, and he's a crappy shot, he's snatching at the trigger instead of smoothly squeezing for the break, and flinching when it goes off, that's why his shots are pulling down and to the left.
Classic beginner mistake.
Either that or he's a crappy teacher who hasn't corrected his "friend" when she's doing the same thing.
Also lets say it is a "friend" who is worried about the stalker children, why is he training her to go for headshots, and poorly?
The head is an awkward and easy to miss target, especially for a new shooter in a panic.

You'd think a "self defense instructor" and "firearms" expert would be training a newbie who isn't experienced to be going for center mass, from the pelvis (the first place the barrel lines up with as you draw) and up, keeping the shots below the shoulder line, not going for fucking headshot like it's a John Wick movie.

Pats a fucking liar, a poser, or both, and if he is telling the truth the best advice he can give his "friend" is to take pointers from someone who actually knows what they are doing.
 
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He's so full of shit. Those are his, and he's a crappy shot, he's snatching at the trigger instead of smoothly squeezing for the bread, and flinching when it goes off, that's why his shots are pulling down and to the left.
Classic beginner mistake.
Either that or he's a crappy teacher who hasn't corrected his "friend" when she's doing the same thing.
Also lets say it is a "friend" who is worried about the stalker children, why is he training her to go for headshots, and poorly?
The head is an awkward and easy to miss target, especially for a new shooter in a panic.
Oh it's absolutely certain it's his shots, someone in this thread already demonstrated that this fits his exact shooting issues, and nobody who's not completely brainfried by old movies (which iirc Pat loves) or vidya will shoot for the heart.
The there's the obvious: Fatrick is creepy and fucking psychotic toward women, has been arrested for DV, loves making rape threats, and knows nothing about guns. What woman would ever go to him for this? I've known guys like this, the moment they feel they've "saved" a woman from a stalker they tend to proceed to try pressuring her into sex or outright assaulting her as "payment". No woman on earth in that position would ever even consider going to him.
Also, from what I know from actual self defense instructors, women almost universally shoot more precisely when using pistols in a controlled environment. Zero doubt this is Rick wanting to brag about his performance at the range despite knowing he sucks.
I was pretty shocked when he correctly identified "hippy dangerous bullshit", that was all I meant to reference lol
 
"As if violence is ever the answer"
It sure as fuck is if you're about to be assaulted. "Explain the new rules." Fuck you, retard. You made me agree with one of Pat's responses and for that I hate you.
its extra funny because what the guy describes as his alternative to violence is to form a lynch mob and intimidate the other guy until he fully submits to your demands under implicit threat of violence ("he wont be able to leave")
 
its extra funny because what the guy describes as his alternative to violence is to form a lynch mob and intimidate the other guy until he fully submits to your demands under implicit threat of violence ("he wont be able to leave")
Let's be realistic, anyone who says "defending yourself is not the answer" is telling you to go present yourself to the pred and say "oh pwetty pwease don't commit sex offwenses uwu", especially since he's saying "but don't use a violent solution because that might work"
 
its extra funny because what the guy describes as his alternative to violence is to form a lynch mob and intimidate the other guy until he fully submits to your demands under implicit threat of violence ("he wont be able to leave")
Yeah it's a weird thing with a lot of anti gun people. They really like the idea of mob justice, probably why they don't like guns since numbers suddenly don't matter as much.

None of this really matters though because Pat had no friends anyway.
 
Retarded pig man is still feeling smug about his latest imaginary victory (i.e. nool getting confirmation the feds went through his google drive and found nothing on him two years ago)
He did his best to kick Josh while he's down, it wasn't much of a dunk. He does acknowledge that Kiwi Farms is not the source of his woes.
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And here he is talking to Shame Hoax about... Leslie I think? I assume Shane's account is private and that is why I can't see his tweets.
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And have members who generally obey such rules. Not that Patrick knows anything about being a law abiding person that follows rules presented to him.
Wrong as always, child. There are literally no laws against being a terminally online fat faggot with bitch tits.
Not fuck him to death in a bathroom stall?
I think our beloved judge would lose his erection working damn hard to grease Patty up and do a lot of pushing so that he might fit into the largest handicap stall available.
I've heard of "combat erections" before, are those the same thing?
I'm not saying this never happened, but did you hear that from someone that actually saw combat? Definitely wasn't a thing for me.
 
He's so full of shit. Those are his, and he's a crappy shot, he's snatching at the trigger instead of smoothly squeezing for the break, and flinching when it goes off, that's why his shots are pulling down and to the left.
Classic beginner mistake.
Either that or he's a crappy teacher who hasn't corrected his "friend" when she's doing the same thing.
Also lets say it is a "friend" who is worried about the stalker children, why is he training her to go for headshots, and poorly?
The head is an awkward and easy to miss target, especially for a new shooter in a panic.

You'd think a "self defense instructor" and "firearms" expert would be training a newbie who isn't experienced to be going for center mass, from the pelvis (the first place the barrel lines up with as you draw) and up, keeping the shots below the shoulder line, not going for fucking headshot like it's a John Wick movie.

Pats a fucking liar, a poser, or both, and if he is telling the truth the best advice he can give his "friend" is to take pointers from someone who actually knows what they are doing.
His "lady friend" is a skinny former twink turned troon, and beimg shit at everything he does, he taught the tranny to shoot for shit, just like Pat. Just my little theory.
 
His "lady friend" is a skinny former twink turned troon, and beimg shit at everything he does, he taught the tranny to shoot for shit, just like Pat. Just my little theory.
Bzzzzt, wrong. There is no evidence Rick is tolerated by anybody around him besides his second, better wife. Do I have to bring up the Christmas card picture he was cut out of again? I will anyway because it's really funny.
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You also just know if he had any friends he'd never stop bragging about it like that time he hooked up with Ooga Booga at a convention.
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All he has are his pedophile SFWA online "friends", Jackie motherfucking Singh, and the enemies he makes on Xitter. It's probably the saddest existence one can imagine and would be worthy of pity if not for the simple fact that he has earned it by being the most abrasive asshole to everybody around him for no reason at all.

Enjoy being Patrick S Tomlinson, stalker.
 
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