Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rex_857]

So....Who is the champion that is going to stream snipe it on Odysee or somewhere else?

 

[AnOminous]

Not at all tenuous for purposes of probable cause for a warrant. Established law. You know this so am curious why you'd suggest the probable cause is "tenuous" in a way that folks who don't know that could grab onto.

I think it makes sense to have a belt and suspenders approach on this kind of thing. I'm entirely aware sometimes even something like a single anonymous report can add up to probable cause, but actually being able to throw in expert testimony (even though a normal person could tell Nick was blasted out of his gourd) that's probably admissable at trial is even better.

You also don't really know in advance how much is not only going to be admissable, but persuasive. It's nice to have a number of people able to testify they saw the defendant intoxicated but even better to have him jabbering like a lunatic on video with white powder obviously on his nose.

It's also not even hearsay in a relevant way, because it wouldn't be offered for the truth of (what the hell it was) Nick was saying, but instead simply as evidence of intoxication.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This is what I have so far. Check for accuracy.

I have some siblings in here too, but I need to figure out how GRAMPS displays those kinds of trees.
"Kid" Rekieta is generic in order to show both sides of the family.
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By the way, some branch on - I think - Kayla's side of the family has this bizarre tradition of naming females with two given names in Pascal casing. For example, to make up a name on the pattern randomly to spare the real kids' names:

• RebeccaLucille
• TeresaMichelle
• LisaMarie

All of the female kids for Nick and Kayla have names that fit this pattern, but there are female cousins on Kayla's side named like this too. The boys never have names like this.

Is this some Scandinavian Prude custom, or is it "idiofamilial"?

That’s correct, I’ll probably draw a literal tree. The naming scheme is just white trash.

The US doesn’t really always show your middle name. It exists in some cases solely for your family to know. Like if my name was John Joseph Smith, but to the wider world I just go by my first name and my family usually goes by my middle name because I’m named after an ancestor and like five other relatives are also John.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Hedonism is what Nick is into, and not the enlightened sort, but the degenerate sort. We've seen in real time where that leads.

The problem is hedonism has just become synonymous with degeneracy. If you ask people the definition of hedonism I bet 99% of them will say it's drinking lots of alcohol, taking lots of drugs and having lots of sex, especially doing weird sexual things. When actually it's just trying to get the most amount of pleasure out of anything you enjoy and it being the top priority in your life. You could call a hardcore bookworm a hedonist.

 

[Schpoots]

Is the kasino going to stream snipe cokieta?

 

[tkul]

Don't worry, Elissa will be there clipping, I'm sure

If she's smart she won't. Nick has repeatedly said he'll strike anyone that shares his paywalled stuff and he's petty enough to start paywalled so he can try to strike some of his detractors.

 

[Seafarer]

I said previously that he was going to blame the forum for Nick's downfall but he didn't and gave credit as well so I'll take the L on that point.

What gave you that impression exactly? Say what you will about Tom but he’s probably one of the most pro-KF YouTubers on the platform, both explicitly crediting us as a source of information in his videos and having done an interview with Null a few years back, both things that are incredibly rare in his space. Him having a Balldo washer take on the situation would be incredibly out of character.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's gonna stream tonight, per the notification I just got.
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Perfect timing Nick. Finished a big project, got back from the gym, ready to go!

Lets see what the new champion of retards has to offer!

 

[Rex_857]

If she's smart she won't. Nick has repeatedly said he'll strike anyone that shares his paywalled stuff and he's petty enough to start paywalled so he can try to strike some of his detractors.

Has he? I thought that was just for that comedy show thing or meet up. His private locals streams, never got struck when reuploaded.

 

[Captain Manning]

If she's smart she won't. Nick has repeatedly said he'll strike anyone that shares his paywalled stuff and he's petty enough to start paywalled so he can try to strike some of his detractors.

Ummm...

She has clipped plenty of his paywalled Locals stuff before. Have you seen her channel?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I lived for about 8 months in London in the mid-90s and every private residence I entered had carpet in the loo.

I have never seen that in my life in the US,

I've worked in hundreds of homes over the last two decades and I've seen it.... Definitely twice but I think three times, the third time may have been when I was a kid and not work related which is why I'm so unsure on it. It's always pretty-old-but-not-super-old houses, like 70s I would say. They've been surprisingly not-disgusting, at least visibly. I guess because it's just assumed it's going to be disgusting so the people who've had them and haven't just torn them out for linoleum or something have taken extra care to keep them covered with those toilet rugs and a floor mat outside the shower

 

[Fapcop]

I’m pretty sure April will force Nick to choose, just not sure how long till it becomes an ultimatum.

Doubt.

April may not be nearly as smart as she’s hot, but she knows one thing: Being a stepmother is a lot of work. Being a stepmother of five?

Phew, fuck that Jazz.

Having Kayla around, as incompetent as she is, means that the kids will always go to Kayla for whatever. And April is mostly free to do what April wants to do: Which is coke and deepthroating balldos.

 

[200MB]

He's gonna stream tonight, per the notification I just got.
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Surprised it's taken him this long. Seems he's still too scared to leave his inner circle of balldo acolytes on locals.

 

[GoudaChris]

Lmao, of course this coward is hiding on locals. Don't have to deal with those hekin' haters if you stream on the site that only has your biggest die hard fans.

He’s probably also hoping to get a bunch of people to pay however much to join his lolcals to watch his first stream back

 

[tkul]

Ummm...

She has clipped plenty of his paywalled Locals stuff before. Have you seen her channel?

That was before Nick was public enemy #1 and decided everyone had burned bridges with him while he was being a good boy that didn't du nuffin. I wouldn't roll the dice on the petty nonsense he might pull now when he can point to all the times he said he'd do it and he's just being a good boy and not a petty asshole.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I'm disappointed I can't stay up to watch the thread for Nick being a retard and sinking his shit further.

 

[Fapcop]

He’s probably also hoping to get a bunch of people to pay however much to join his lolcals to watch his first stream back

And it’s almost working. I’m pretty damn tempted to get in on that stream.

I need to remind myself that by signing up for his locals, I’m giving 5 bucks to that piece of shit.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nick, stop doing retard shit on (normal people) work nights. I'm going to have to spend 3 hours on the clock tomorrow just skimming the hundred new pages after tonight....if you actually show.

 

[Goofy Logic]

What I will be really curious about is how the audience reacts. He is doing locals because he knows public opinion is against him, but how hard will the locals group succ him?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's gonna stream tonight, per the notification I just got.
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Oh boy. Nicky Crackets is determined to make his defense absolutely impossible. I understand he may be angling for that biography money, but even niggers know you need serious weight. An ounce of blow is practically part of inner city life. The money comes with kilos. Once again Nick has big dreams and little ability to realize them.