Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swiss46]

Also: The goddamn nerve of saying she looks down on meth users. Wtf?!

You have to have some pride in your life and it just so happens some people are so incredibly low that "atleast I don't do meth" is their badge of honor.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So who's got a mirror stream up?

@PhoBingas do us a solid fam.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

We need bingo cards for a stream like this.

>compares himself to Jesus
>says he's happy
>bathroom break energy
>gives thanks to viva/barnes/goodjewgic
>gives thanks to coomalot
>gives thanks to EVS/Dax/Vito/Ralph
>"things are going well"
>makes passive aggressive remarks about aaron
>makes passive aggressive remarks about lawtube detractors
>makes passive aggressive remarks about kiwi farms
>takes a shot of whiskey

Here are some easy ones:

1) Something being WEIRD and/or FUNNY
2) He NEVER lied.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

>"There will be a Locals livestream tonight!"
> it's the 80th anniversary of D-Day

What did Nick mean by this?

 

[Mouse Cop]

We need bingo cards for a stream like this.

>compares himself to Jesus
>says he's happy
>bathroom break energy
>gives thanks to viva/barnes/goodjewgic
>gives thanks to coomalot
>gives thanks to EVS/Dax/Vito/Ralph
>"things are going well"
>makes passive aggressive remarks about aaron
>makes passive aggressive remarks about lawtube detractors
>makes passive aggressive remarks about kiwi farms
>takes a shot of whiskey

Generate a Bingo Card here: https://bingobaker.com/#66627358b2002fc9

 

[TurdThrower]

I just never believed he was a real lawyer. Sure, he might have passed law school and the bar, but I was never convinced by the claim to have a legal practice.

When he did the "ronversations" streams, he mentioned multiple times about defending some POS father that raped their daughter. That's the only thing I ever heard him mention doing in the legal field.

 

[Fapcop]

You have to have some pride in your life and it just so happens some people are so incredibly low that "atleast I don't do meth" is their badge of honor.

Ironically, it’s typical junkie behavior.

Normal people feel bad or at worst, feel pity for addicts of all kinds.

Addicts themselves though, always hate other kinds of addicts.

Boozers hate heroin users, heroin users hate coke addicts, meth addicts hate boozers, and on and on.

It’s always: “At least I don’t do X! That shit will really mess you up!”

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Just weird to see Louis mentioned.

Thank the demon core memes from the past few years.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ironically, it’s typical junkie behavior.

Normal people feel bad or at worst, feel pity for addicts of all kinds.

Addicts themselves though, always hate other kinds of addicts.

Boozers hate heroin users, heroin users hate coke addicts, meth addicts hate boozers, and on and on.

It’s always: “At least I don’t do X! That shit will really mess you up!”

I'm sure its the same in the sex addict world. Like, "I mean sure I jammed my balls in a cuck cock device to screw my friend's wife, but at least I don't dress like a cow and get pegged, that's real degenerate shit"

 

[Chudbacca]

And it’s almost working. I’m pretty damn tempted to get in on that stream.

I need to remind myself that by signing up for his locals, I’m giving 5 bucks to that piece of shit.

Yeah but think of the value you'll be providing to everyone else if you join and clip it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Yeah but think of the value you'll be providing to everyone else if you join and clip it.

Think of all of the stickers you could collect. You'd be rich in reaction score.

 

[J. Michael Snead]

I'm sure its the same in the sex addict world. Like, "I mean sure I jammed my balls in a cuck cock device to screw my friend's wife, but at least I don't dress like a cow and get pegged, that's real degenerate shit"

I still can't believe such a device exists, but also the fact that he promoted it like he had some sort of professional endorsement contract with the manufacturer. It's going to go down in history as one of the most hilarious aspects to this story.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

we got a few homies who hook us up with locals streams just chill baby it will all be revealed... by cocaine

 

[Nate Higgers]

I still can't believe such a device exists, but also the fact that he promoted it like he had some sort of professional endorsement contract with the manufacturer. It's going to go down in history as one of the most hilarious aspects to this story.

Especially considering that they went out of business recently.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Doubt.

April may not be nearly as smart as she’s hot, but she knows one thing: Being a stepmother is a lot of work. Being a stepmother of five?

Phew, fuck that Jazz.

Having Kayla around, as incompetent as she is, means that the kids will always go to Kayla for whatever. And April is mostly free to do what April wants to do: Which is coke and deepthroating balldos.

Lmao, you think Nick wants custody of the kids if he gets a divorce? Maybe the fun weekend dad type, but nothing more. He would hate having to pay child support but he would hate having to deal with the kids solo 50% of the time more.

Also I do not believe April is incapable of having children, but I guess we will find out in the coming year.

Thank the demon core memes from the past few years.

Never heard of them, guess I’ll have to check them out. Louis turning into protoplasm makes me sad, so maybe I should steer clear. He wasn’t the only guy who died tickling the dragon’s tail so I’ll assume there are other memes.

 

[JULAY]

Watching him completely fuck his life up beyond repair has been tragic, but why, for the love of Christ would you compound the mistakes you've already made by continuing to feed your other addiction... which is to attention?

I mean, it's not like he needs the money, that I could somewhat understand, but really, you're going to have a fucking livestream when you're looking at potentially 25 years in prison? I can guarantee that someone from the prosecutor's office will comb through this shit for any incriminating statements that can be used as evidence at trial.

What a tard.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Done. I just downloaded your pfp gif. Now you'll for sure be in it.

Listen, idk what he's paying you, but I'll double it. THE DOCTOR IS IN! I'll give you a few to choose from. Now, back to rekieta.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO (soon).

 

[Neetorino]

Listen, idk what he's paying you, but I'll double it. THE DOCTOR IS IN! I'll give you a few to choose from. Now, back to rekieta.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO (soon).

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Damn it I was just about to post about this you sneaky bastard.



I will still post mine since it includes that it's set to start in less than 20 minutes, if anyone who still has a Locals account wants to get in on the action.

(Also, what he said. If I have to do special spreadsheet sessions with @Sharpeteer just to make it into the movie I will. I want my moment on the big screen damn it!)

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Listen, idk what he's paying you, but I'll double it. THE DOCTOR IS IN! I'll give you a few to choose from. Now, back to rekieta.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO (soon).

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"Well, let's see what's shaking..." probably Nick.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

That’s correct, I’ll probably draw a literal tree. The naming scheme is just white trash.

The US doesn’t really always show your middle name. It exists in some cases solely for your family to know. Like if my name was John Joseph Smith, but to the wider world I just go by my first name and my family usually goes by my middle name because I’m named after an ancestor and like five other relatives are also John.

I don't understand giving a child a first name that you're not going to call them by. In your example why not just name the boy something other than John? If they really want John in the name to carry on some tradition they can make it his middle name.