Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 108 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 174 40.4%

  • Total voters
    431
For example, to make up a name on the pattern randomly to spare the real kids' names:
Yeah I don't get this at all. It really triggers the OCE. At first I thought the names looked like that due to typos or spacing issues on the police documents. There's absolutely nothing wrong with naming your kid "Lisa Marie" with Lisa as the first and Marie as the middle, but why the fuck would you give it Pascal casing?

This might be worse than giving your kid a "Tragedeigh" name (which I honestly expected the kids to have).
 
I mean, what can I say? It's Tom.

I don't hate the guy, and I guess I should thank him for showing one of my posts here. He's correct I did call the corner demon as April early on (yay me). That said, Tom certainly got some stuff wrong too.

He probably has mega money and doesn't even have to do Youtube anymore if he didn't feel like it, so meh. I don't blame him for not spending hours and hours to fully learn the very extensive lore, if it were me I'd half-ass it too and go back to doing whatever he does with all his money.

Watching him completely fuck his life up beyond repair has been tragic, but why, for the love of Christ would you compound the mistakes you've already made by continuing to feed your other addiction... which is to attention?

I mean, it's not like he needs the money, that I could somewhat understand, but really, you're going to have a fucking livestream when you're looking at potentially 25 years in prison? I can guarantee that someone from the prosecutor's office will comb through this shit for any incriminating statements that can be used as evidence at trial.

What a tard.

We don't really know enough about his finances to know if he needs the money or not. He very well might. That said, I agree with you that putting money aside, he is just too addicted to e-fame to put down the keyboard and turn off the monitor. I could sort of understand the play if he could just do a few streams to rake in pity superchats without really saying much about the case, but that's probably not what will happen.
 
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"Everything will be dealt with in time"
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I would not be making statements like this if my last stream appearance looked like this.

That being said, I so desperately want him to unload on Legal Mindset as I can add it to my montage of baffling attacks on him.
 
The Words of Wisdom also say you shouldnt eat meat either. They just ignore that part.
Thought that it was certain meats like shellfish, pork, and other shit.
I lmao every time I look at Nick's attempt to look like a tough guy in his mug shot. Seriously same energy:
I don't think he was trying to look like a tough guy. I think his face was the face of a guy that knew that he was about to be the subject of a lot of memes and shit posting.
 
I don't understand giving a child a first name that you're not going to call them by. In your example why not just name the boy something other than John? If they really want John in the name to carry on some tradition they can make it his middle name.
Some people think it's sophisticated.
It is not.
 
As we're waiting for the Rekieta stream,
I'd like Nick to understand that Ethan Ralph of "THA KILLSTREAM BABY!" was my introduction to both he and Null and I truly enjoyed the ridiculous Ralph cackling drunken and southern as interesting & intelligent folks like he and @Null talked about interesting stuff on his show. Ethan was the color commentary for a platform and not the draw for the show. Both Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta failed to understand this fundamental truth, so I say to both of those guys:
 
It’s a pity Nick thinks his wife is a moron, otherwise I’d expect him to drag Kayla on there so they could refute the scandalous accusations together, southern minister style.

Alas, he’s probably worried she’ll blab too much or too little or be obviously too pilled out.
 
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