Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burd Turglar]

There's clearly still a corner demon, he's clearly got booze in the can and he's clearly still on substances. He's not doing anywhere what he was before but that's because he's smarter than everyone you dulards and nobody could possibly catch on.

Take a drink every time he looks in the corner at a person off cam and get back to me after you get your dick sucked on stream and your kids taken away.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Hahaha. He's either seething about the guns or the coke being taken

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Especially considering that they went out of business recently.

Really? The website is still up. https://www.balldo.com/

 

[Nate Higgers]

Where's Ralph on the Rekieta spectrum? I suspect it's based entirely on how much lower Nick is than him in public opinion.

Depends what the public opinion of the day is. Also depends on what Rekietamine says about Ralph.

 

[Father Balldo]

 

[Gorton Colu]

Yeah, gotta keep taking that liquid courage, Dick Ricotta.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

That's it Nick. Keeeep talking.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Ceiling Cats, Corner Demons, Bathroom Dogs... Nick's house is cross between a crack shack, circus, and haunted mansion.

 

[dustnight]

Dog confirmed shitting in the bathroom!

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Guys, the state keeps asking me to do stuff:

- feed your children
- bathe your children
- ensure children are enrolled in education and not a truancy issue
- stop doing drugs
- stop drinking
- clean your house
- stop driving while under the influence of drugs
- respond to the courts regarding your speeding charge(s) and multiple penalty fines
- quit being a degenerate, nigger faggot, piece of shit

...weird.

What? Only Scandinavian Prudes would follow such unreasonable standards.

 

[EggImpregnator]

This is boring. I'm turning off this gay ass stream. Hopefully he says something that fucks him over.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ceiling cats are now floor cats due to the architectural layout.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Can't wait to see the reupload of this. and the memes that will come from it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Yeah I go to church pretty often

Biggest X to doubt.

 

[4090 Chad]

DIE MEDICARE!!! thanks Ralph for making this more entertaining.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>I know you're watching this Metokur. I hope you die in your sleep
HE JUST HAD TO BRING UP HIS INTERNET DAD FOR NO REASON

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What's this about people not liking jokes? The people who are pissed at Rekieta seem to be making a bunch of jokes. Sounds like a Diddler Dax cope to me.

 

[MosBodacious]

I am glad Nick gave us an explanation of the ceiling cats. See guys, they are "Floor Cats" from upstairs that "pass through" the floor.

 

[GoudaChris]

This is the face of a man who knows he's fucked if he says even one word out of line. The people better at cutting out faces than I am will have a field day with this stream.

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Holy shit, if that’s an unedited picture, this motherfucker has doubled down on the drug use

 

[Dastardly Dick]

He's got box wine in that can.