Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheLastJoestar]

He's going to play it safe for a while so expect the streams to be real dry and more unfunny than usual.

He's getting the sober part down
Now if only he could just remember to stop TRYING to be funny and just be a charming small town father of five chil- pfft lmao who am I kidding?! The kids are gone and Nick is now known by the general public as a coked-up swinger and child-neglecter. Impossible. It would be like Chris Chan turning off the transgender goddess shit, reversing the mom-fucking and returning to the classic era version of himself. There is no going back.

(Also, how wild is it that Chris Chan and Nick Rekieta are the same age?)

 

[Deputy Riddle]

Ironically, it’s typical junkie behavior.

Normal people feel bad or at worst, feel pity for addicts of all kinds.

Addicts themselves though, always hate other kinds of addicts.

Boozers hate heroin users, heroin users hate coke addicts, meth addicts hate boozers, and on and on.

It’s always: “At least I don’t do X! That shit will really mess you up!”

Mate I hate drug addicts because of family I've seen self destruct from and have been affected by addicts. I HATE drug addicts, I'm not feeling empathy for useless sacks of shit who not only hurt themselves but the people around them as well. I don't do anything and never have. "It's always" clearly not dude

 

[RotPockets]

Pug was the only part worth watching. He should give the show to him.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

It literally hasn't been good for 6 years now

 

[DogZero]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

yeah dude, you should watch it every day. ralph always has the best guests like Mr Makers Mark and Bob the Benzo. You might even catch one of the legendary streams where he talks about cumming on graves or shits himself. Go talk to this really cool guy called Adulwolf for more information.

 

[Strix454]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

No. Its usually totally boring. Ralph had material to work with tonight that was far above what he usually has to work with and he was as motivated as a end-stage ragepig can get for this.

 

[Red flaming panda]

There was no fucking point to this. All he did was bitch about da haters, talk about bullshit no one cares about, and restated his pervious statements.
I guess he needed an outlet to continue coping about his lolsuit and everyone shitting on him.

 

[Quint]

Which of the women in the house do you think is more likely to have pulled the plug on the router?

It was probably Barnes, tripping over it, running to twatter to baldowash and noseguard for a shot at that trust fund.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Bro looks like he's in a hostage situation.

 

[RotPockets]

There was no fucking point to this. All he did was bitch about da haters, talk about bullshit no one cares about, and restated his pervious statements.
I guess he needed an outlet to continue coping about his lolsuit and everyone shitting on him.

The new show direction is “Monotonize Your Haters” a boring knock off of Eric July.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Which of the women in the house do you think is more likely to have pulled the plug on the router?

It was the dog
Edit: late and gay

 

[Red flaming panda]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

FUCK NO
There's a reason why people are bored with Ralph and have moved onto Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Which of the women in the house do you think is more likely to have pulled the plug on the router?

My money would be on the dog having done it.

Dog smartest creature in the house confirmed.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

Ralph hasn't made consistently good streams since the fall of 2018. After he and Andy Warski went on a bender in Florida, shortly after the Tonka Saw no show fight, Ralph has been mostly unwatchable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My favorite part was how Kurt got the briefest possible acknowledgement while he was sitting in Nick’s chat. You know tears were and still are being shed in that horrorcow’s apartment.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

There was no fucking point to this. All he did was bitch about da haters, talk about bullshit no one cares about, and restated his pervious statements.
I guess he needed an outlet to continue coping about his lolsuit and everyone shitting on him.

He's just copying his new BF The Ralphamale.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

Nose: I'm not discussing legal strategy.
Also Nose: *Admits his legal strategy is to delay things as long as possible to his benefit*

Anything to keep those damn kids out of the house.

 

[John Wicks taint]

There's a reason why people are bored with Ralph and have moved onto Nick.

Oof. That's like saying "I'm done with hookers. I'm only fucking meth whores now."

 

[Not Who You Think]

It seems the dog may have come into contact with a certain substance as well.

God look at the hate in the mans eyes
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That poor dog looks like a hostage.

 

[Captain Manning]

My favorite part was how Kurt got the briefest possible acknowledgement while he was sitting in Nick’s chat. You know tears were and still are being shed in that horrorcow’s apartment.

The sadest thing is Nick giving Kurt the smallest amount of acknowledgement will probably cause Kurt to come crawling back.