Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SaidNoOneEver]

Best joke you'll hear today : Nicholas Rekieta paid someone for that tattoo.

Good news is he can get it fixed in prison much cheaper.

 

[AnOminous]

Those silly courts and their fumbling of the evidence. Even though objectively it's been proven he's a liar and continues to lie, we must ignore all other indicators to the latter before we can even get close to the truth...!

I'll note that even our hyperbolic jokes from the last couple years (he's on coke he's a cuck) have turned out more accurate than the absolute bullshit and lies that have come out of his cock holster in that period of time.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Can't speak for la cocaina, just booze. I've never been to a treatment center, but I've tapered myself once and quit cold turkey twice (which is a dumb idea if you drink a lot please don't do this get actual help).

Tapering is just drinking less and less each day, it's not to get drunk necessarily, but to stave off the detrimental effects of alcohol withdrawal (ex: day 1 of your taper you drink 23 beers instead of the full 24 pack, then 22 the next day, then 21, etc. etc.). You have to have a lot of self control to do this, which is why most people choose cold turkey or go into an actual program.

Cold turkey is usually a nightmare, but it depends on how much booze you've been drinking and how long you've been doing it for.

I had brain fog, shakes so bad I couldn't walk, was constantly sweating, constantly dry-heaving, and couldn't keep any substantial amount of food or liquid down for the first few days. I was also having audio and visual hallucinations, imagining whole scenarios in my head that I thought were 100% real. Basically all the symptoms of Delirium Tremens.

I also couldn't sleep during this period, which probably doesn't help with the hallucinations. The best way I can describe it is if you've ever had a dream where you fell or tripped, and your body spazzed and you woke up? During withdrawal this happens every time your body gets close to entering REM sleep, so you never get any actual rest.

I'm glad I nearly puke after one glass of any spirits, and I get nearly black out after 3-4 beers, holy shit my bro, I hope you're sober.

 

[AnOminous]

They took his computers and screens. I'm going with that until someone proves me wrong.

There was an inventory of the stuff seized and computers weren't in it.

 

[Harm]

You guys obviously have no idea what 'Court Appointend Surveillance Agent' even means do you? I suggest you read the actual stipulations in Nick's case and law on this matter.

I don't understand why you're linking an 18 months old filing in his civil case with Montagraph that makes no mention of court appointed surveillance agents or where you're getting the idea that he has one when neither the thread about the criminal case nor this thread make any other mentions of it.

Less angry, more facty, pls.

 

[Captain Manning]

Now that you mention it, how do we know that Andy Warski didn't hook that teen up with the cocaine to help him plant it? It'd really fill in the gaps with this theory and shut up the nay-sayers asking "how can a child just buy cocaine??" The answer is simple: Warski sent it via Fedex (shoutout Russell Greer) while PPP supplied the child with the best locations to stash it all.

You really have a winner with this one. Hope deep does this go? Was Sean involved somehow? The old woman trolling Aussie Overlawd? Fuck, maybe Redbar sent Jules to seduce Rekieta and distract him while it was being planted.

Goddamnit people... it's so obvious what happened here.

It was Eric July, who is the true leader of the Illuminati, AND a lizard person, who got the other lizard people in the deep state to entice Nick's 16 year old to buy the drugs and plant them in Nick's master bedroom. This was done because Nick was going to totally expose all the corruption in Kandyass County, and then bring about total nigger death for July.

Duh. If you don't believe this, you are a government boot licker.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Goddamnit people... it's so obvious what happened here.

It was Eric July, who is the true leader of the Illuminati, AND a lizard person, who got the other lizard people in the deep state to entice Nick's 16 year old to buy the drugs and plant them in Nick's master bedroom.

Duh. If you don't believe this, you are a government boot licker.

It goes deeper: Eric July has been admitted to the Minnesota bar and is now the local DA. His evil knows no bounds.

 

[Strix454]

This is so dishonest. There's simply just no way to tell, and with zero history of violence associated with this guy, why the hell would anyone believe that it's likely Nick was involved in violence. Just look at this pussy. Have you seen this guy? Have you seen him speak, act and awkwardly LOOM on stream?

And what the hell? Suspecting he has some nefarious cocktail of intoxicating elixirs in that energy drink bottle?

And Nick is completely in love with his wife and if they went to Hedonism II it was just a celebration of their marriage and their monogomy. You incels just don't understand keeping a marriage fresh.

And Nick would never do hard drugs like cocaine. Thats just crazy.

Nick a cuck? Nick going to a gay bar? Nick going to a porn shop with privacy booths with wife & another couple? who the hell could believe any of that.

Nick neglecting his kids. Not feeding them. Not cleaning their clothes and sending them out of the house dirty. What the hell? Nick loves his kids and would never do that.

We have heard it all before. There is nothing you could imagine nick doing that it would not be plausible at this point for Nick to do. His wife is as much a coke skeleton as he is if it came to violence. And there is every reason to believe that Nick would not stop drinking or doing drugs just because of bail terms.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to go out on a very safe limb and say Nick has likely driven while under the influence of alcohol and/or other substances with his kids in the car multiple times and that it's a miracle he hasn't been in a massive wreck yet.

This is a virtual certainty. We've seen him incoherent drunk after pounding down shot after shot until dawn, whining that he has to drive his kids around in a couple hours.

I mean, what, does he expect us to believe he has some kind of magic metabolism or super turbo-liver that somehow metabolizes alcohol faster than any other human liver? Like he's the Usain Bolt of metabolizing liquor?

It's a filtering tactic. He can keep his stupidest fans closer and push away the ones smart enough to sniff out the bullshit.

I just see it as a humblebrag. Sure he's driven around drunk. But he's so smart he never got caught.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Can’t tolerate the way he’s moving around constantly like the standup comic he thinks he is. His audio-only audience base should boom with this development.

It's tradition for Nick to stand up as he tries to play off his disastrous decisions as jokes.

Nick did the same thing when the bottle-butt pictures of him and his wife were getting around:


and when he decided to lean hard into is association with the balldo:

"I didn't
WANT
to wear the medallion
but I HAD
to put it on.
If I
DIDN'T
wear
the medallion
then my CHILDREN
might have
*sips* put it on.
My CHILDREN
might
have been
the ones
addicted
and drunk
and speeding
had I not willfully allowed the demon into myself.
Do you think
YOU
could've handled
THAT level
of responsibility?
I didn't think so.
So SIT
the fuck down and
SHUT
the fuck up
*sips* and stay in your own Goddamned lane!"

Reposting my old content.



A graphical glitch, or the true face of Nick's spiritual state?

You be the judge.

 

[Captain Manning]

It goes deeper: Eric July has been admitted to the Minnesota bar and is now the local DA. His evil knows no bounds.

DAMN YOU ERIC JULY!!!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

<shakes fist with anger>

 

[feral cat #6385]

I’ll admit I was probably the first person to allege that I thought he let his dog die or his pets. I’m wrong

For now.

Nick is back on Locals

Nigga please. Your life is nothing but downtime.

 

[Harm]

If you don't believe this, you are a government boot licker.

Hey now motherfucker, have you ever even tried licking those government issue boots? They don't taste that bad.

It goes deeper: Eric July has been admitted to the Minnesota bar and is now the local DA. His evil knows no bounds.

DEI has gone too far; they're making niggers into upstanding, law-abiding citizens too.

That's supposed to be the white man's position.

 

[ddlloo]

I totally agree - I had a serious fall last year which resulted in a textbook 'fight obtained' black eye. I can't even count the amount of people who asked me "Holy shit! Who punched you?". People need to realize that black eyes are more commonly caused by things other than fights and violence. I think people are so hyped up over this whole situation with Nick that they are prone to jumping to the wildest of conclusions for everything. The man needs to be given the benefit of the doubt for at least some things; lest we be seen as overexaggerating haters jumping to the zaniest of conclusions. People will stop taking us seriously. It diminishes the real extremities that this clown has brought upon himself and dem keedz.

I would have agreed with your post, except you're one of those faggots who creates an account and then in your first post is talking about the forums as "us".

 

[RodgerDodger]

So this man got a text from his "soulmate" copied it, pasted it into a notes app, named the note "Kayla Rekieta" and then posted the note app and not the actual screenshot of the text?

That doesn't look like any messaging app I've ever seen so I'm calling bullshit. Aaron needs to stfu and gtfo. Let his show die the death it was always going to.

Just to remind us all. Everybody in this circus that isn't a child, a dog or the Pastor is a lying vile piece of human garbage. Every single one of them. Trust nothing. Believe nothing they say without coraborating evidence. Trust nobody.

Okay so far Officer Quim seems to be backing up his observations but everyone else is lying!

 

[AnOminous]

getting pulled over for going 15 over the speed limit on a highway is crazy. In my state, if you aren't going at least 20 over in the slow lane you get tailgated and passed like an elderly person. If this isn't more proof that there are forced beyond our comprehension working against nick, I don't know what is

There are plenty of small towns where there's a cop waiting at the first possible hiding place on the way into town and will pull you over for 5 mph over, or even less. Add in that shitty Rustang with the cringy LAWPOPE license plate which is bright red, and this dumb bastard is going to get pulled over over and over unless he slavishly adheres to speed limits.

That's even assuming the specific cop doesn't personally know who he is and hate his guts, and you can bet both police departments (Willmar and Spicer) have just gained a lot of new anti-fans for Nick if he didn't have them already. Nick was pulled over around the first exit into Willmar.

Every state (possibly even county) is run differently. I've always been told you follow Arizona speed limits to the T. Luckily never happened to me while traveling there but allegedly their cops will pull you over for going 5 Miles over the posted speed limit.

It's really common in small town America. There are notorious speed trap towns and even normal towns generally have one or two spots the locals know to drive the speed limit in. It's generally out of towners and out of staters who get pulled over, partly because cops prefer to do that and partly because only local idiots get pulled over in well known speed traps.

 

[Fapcop]

I know we all think Nick is a narcissistic fool, but you guys really think he went and got more coke before going to stream again? Even for an idiot like Nick I feel like he wouldn't be that retarded. Alcohol I can definitely see, but coke just seems like a step too far. My thinking is that he may be delusional enough to think he can fix what has already happened, but I really doubt he is delusional enough to explain MORE drugs if he gets caught waiting for trial.

Sounds like you don’t know junkies.

They have drugs hidden everywhere. I’ll bet you the cops didn’t get it all.

And if they did, he got more. “I’ll just get a little bit for the welcome back stream! Shit is really important. THEN I’ll quit!”

So this man got a text from his "soulmate" copied it, pasted it into a notes app, named the note "Kayla Rekieta" and then posted the note app and not the actual screenshot of the text?

That doesn't look like any messaging app I've ever seen so I'm calling bullshit. Aaron needs to stfu and gtfo. Let his show die the death it was always going to.

I sure as fuck wouldn’t post a screenshot of my messages and Kayla’s phone number. Aaron might be a tard, but he’s not THAT retarded.

 

[verymuchawful]

Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

 

[demicolon]

(bottle)Neck Lickieta

 

[feral cat #6385]

He’s aping the cadence of a stand-up comic.

He needs to give that up. He is less funny than a pediatric burn ward.

I do see how it could be written by Nick. There are a couple of lines about their relationship and Aaron leaving that seem more like snarky nick than stupid kayla. It also seems way longer than it would have been if Kayla had written it.

It has fingerprints of his passive aggressive manipulation tactics.

This dumb nigger is not gonna plea out, is he? He’s fully prepared to fight and catastrophically lose this battle. Holy shit, Nick, you’re not gonna win this.

It's only fair this goes as well for him as the defamation case went for Vic.