Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[I don't like gays :^)]

I'm pretty late in this and it's been done to death, but after watching the locals stream I'm just amazed at just how  bad his balding has gotten (even over the past month / since the last stream.)
Here is Nick while he was generally healthy;

His hairline is full, there isn't really any visible scalp (outside of his widow's peaks obviously but that is to be expected), and it has plenty of volume. Overall it's pretty typical (and in some ways actually much better) for the average man of his age.

Here's Nick from his local stream last night;

Even ignoring his weight loss and overall sickly demeanor, his hair is completely fucked. His hairline is starting to recede more, it's thinning to the point that his scalp is visible through his sidepart (I thought it was the light but no it's visible in multiple angles), and you can see telltale evidence of some pretty extreme thinning near his crown especially.
I know hairloss can be exacerbated pretty heavily by drug usage and stress but, how abnormal is it to get that bad this fast? I've never seen it progress like this outside of extreme malnutrition or cancer treatment.

 

[Nader el Shemmy]

I would have agreed with your post, except you're one of those faggots who creates an account and then in your first post is talking about the forums as "us".

Yes I worded that poorly I agree. I meant 'us' as in the collective 'us'. Like you and I are part of this community, that makes us part of the Kiwi Farms community. You do know what collective means right? When I say 'us' I'm talking about us as part of the Kiwi Farms. I'm not talking about 'us' as in just you and me as a pair. Jesus christ, learn basic english.

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet; and the Chan's before then. It's not cool to discriminate against another user based on their account age. What if they forgot their password and had to create a new account? Basic internet equitette one-oh-one. Duh.

 

[DuranceVile]

Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the Lowtax express, honestly. He's already up to wrecking his marriage for a blonde BPD cokewhore.

 

[ddlloo]

Just to remind us all. Everybody in this circus that isn't a child, a dog or the Pastor is a lying vile piece of human garbage. Every single one of them. Trust nothing. Believe nothing they say without coraborating evidence. Trust nobody.

Okay so far Officer Quim seems to be backing up his observations but everyone else is lying!

I actually give Aaron a bit of benefit of the doubt. I'm sure there are embellishments, exaggerations, and attempts to make himself look better, but I also think that most of what he has said is based in truth. The biggest possible exception is how strong his and kayla's feelings for each other were, as there's a bit of dissonance with him calling her sweetheart while actively tearing the heart out of the family by airing her dirty laundry.

I still think he's garbage for going so far down the rabbit hole AND for airing all this stuff in public, but he's a youtube streamer so that's about par for the course sadly.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Speed trap.

They probably have a trooper posted up at or near there fairly regularly. In both cases the cop was stationary when they clocked Nick on radar the first time, and laser the second time. That screams speed trap. Not him being caught randomly by a patrolling cop.

Seems to get results. Maybe not in terms of stopping Nick from speeding, but definitely in terms of writing tickets. Lol.

Which is even more dumb because stuff like Google and Apple Maps even put on maps where cops set up speed traps. I check my route before I head out and know where the cops are and where the post up. He’d have to be a drunk moron who can’t even remember to bring his phone and wallet with him and… Hey wait a minute now.

 

[AnOminous]

Best joke you'll hear today : Nicholas Rekieta paid someone for that tattoo.

That's the kind of tattoo you get if you're getting punished for being a snitch by being used as practice skin for a prison scratcher.

 

[ddlloo]

Yes I worded that poorly I agree. I meant 'us' as in the collective 'us'. Like you and I are part of this community, that makes us part of the Kiwi Farms community. You do know what collective means right? When I say 'us' I'm talking about us as part of the Kiwi Farms. I'm not talking about 'us' as in just you and me as a pair. Jesus christ, learn basic english.

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet; and the Chan's before then. It's not cool to discriminate against another user based on their account age. What if they forgot their password and had to create a new account? Basic internet equitette one-oh-one. Duh.

My apologies, instead of a 'faggot', i should have called you a 'pretentious insufferable faggot'.

I'll try not to make that mistake again.

 

[AnOminous]

You obviously don't know what Nick's bond terms are or have even read them (which I suggest you do).

You mean the ones that say "UNCONDITIONAL."

There is a court appointed agent living with him.

Quit making shit up you goddamn retard.

 

[Nader el Shemmy]

My apologies, instead of a 'faggot', i should have called you a 'pretentious insufferable faggot'.

I'll try not to make that mistake again.

I forgive you, but can someone please teach me how to upload images that don't get stuck as seperate thumbnails on my posts? Or does it just take some time for them to expand to full size because of the server speed or something? Would appreciate any help, thanks guys.

**Edit: Link test: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WFl7Q1Io51c/maxresdefault.jpg
***Edit: Goddammit, someone please help me

 

[Aquilla]

I'm pretty late in this and it's been done to death, but after watching the locals stream I'm just amazed at just how  bad his balding has gotten (even over the past month / since the last stream.)
Here is Nick while he was generally healthy;
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His hairline is full, there isn't really any visible scalp (outside of his widow's peaks obviously but that is to be expected), and it has plenty of volume. Overall it's pretty typical (and in some ways actually much better) for the average man of his age.

Here's Nick from his local stream last night;
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Even ignoring his weight loss and overall sickly demeanor, his hair is completely fucked. His hairline is starting to recede more, it's thinning to the point that his scalp is visible through his sidepart (I thought it was the light but no it's visible in multiple angles), and you can see telltale evidence of some pretty extreme thinning near his crown especially.
I know hairloss can be exacerbated pretty heavily by drug usage and stress but, how abnormal is it to get that bad this fast? I've never seen it progress like this outside of extreme malnutrition or cancer treatment.

The baldo with a balldo.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet; and the Chan's before then. It's not cool to discriminate against another user based on their account age. What if they forgot their password and had to create a new account? Basic internet equitette one-oh-one. Duh.

The predditors just can't help revealing themselves.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yes I worded that poorly I agree. I meant 'us' as in the collective 'us'. Like you and I are part of this community, that makes us part of the Kiwi Farms community. You do know what collective means right? When I say 'us' I'm talking about us as part of the Kiwi Farms. I'm not talking about 'us' as in just you and me as a pair. Jesus christ, learn basic english.

Do not include me in this.

I AM NOT WITH HIM.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

Cowards and Narcissists don't kill themselves.

 

[sum ting wong]

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Where have I seen that little tongue sneaking out before?

Coincidence or crack?

 

[Captain Manning]

I think @Curious just got straight up site banned. Not just thread banned. He name doesn't auto-complete anymore. That's usually a sign.

LOL.

 

[Particle Bored]

getting pulled over for going 15 over the speed limit on a highway is crazy. In my state, if you aren't going at least 20 over in the slow lane you get tailgated and passed like an elderly person.

While I do get what you're saying, there's a difference between going 15 over in a stock blue Civic, and going 15 over in a red Mustang with a racing stripe.

Also, someone jokingly suggested Warski had sent the kids the coke via FedEx. I did work once at a drug development company that had government authorization to work with cocaine. I asked how they actually received it. Guy said it came in via FedEx.

 

[Harm]

***Edit: Goddammit, someone please help me

First, set your password to gibberish (make sure you forget this password or else your images won't embed properly), change your attached email to a burner and also make its password gibberish, and then log off.

Only then will your images embed. Hope this helps!

I think @Curious just got straight up site banned. Not just thread banned. He name doesn't auto-complete anymore. That's usually a sign.

LOL.

Yikes, well I'm fortunate my post playing along was simply deleted. Either that or he got too close to the truth. How. Deep. Does. It. Go???

I'm gonna keep licking more boots until I've fully absolved myself. Thoughts and prayers for me, please.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think @Curious just got straight up site banned. Not just thread banned. He name doesn't auto-complete anymore. That's usually a sign.

LOL.

I only remember one post from him.

He was replying to my Kayla fun timeline, and he said that "pregnancy does that to a person."

I thought it was stupid, but said nothing and moved on.

 

[JCDenthog]

With the kids currently out of the picture I don't feel so bad gawking at his implosion

 

[Tablet County]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

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This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this.

Watching this I just wanna see the original film you pulled all the footage from. I recognize some stuff from Kingdom of Heaven.