Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
A fucking ounce?
Thats a grand and a half, maybe two grands worth of blow, unless he knew his dealer really well, like going through an ounce or so a day because he was dealing it, and not just getting an Oz for personal use once a week or so.
And it was in Nicks safe.
That would be a hilarious legal take. He was storing his kid's coke for them in the family safe! Nick wanted to make sure they bought it in bulk so his children weren't getting ripped off with his own money. How fatherly. I'm sure CPS will see it his way. Even more amusing if it comes out he was letting some of the kids get into his alcohol. It's not like it wasn't accessible.
 
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We've all had that friend who drank or snorted coke so long that they thought they were so smooth they could do it all day and no one could tell. Coke heads getting way too excited about mundane stuff, alcoholics with fucked up knees from falling down on the way to the bed at night.. Look how much eyebrow action Nick has. I've been watching 3 hour videos on 2x speed for clip reasons lately, the eyebrow thing started around the coke arc. Every time you see this skinny alcoholic wiggling his eyebrows, just know he's laughing at everyone watching because he thinks he's so slick that no one will know he's coked up and pulled a big one over on us all.
Yeah he's coked up there.
If you have any experience around fiends you can clock him in 40 seconds.
He looks like he just had a pipe before the camera was turned on and he's feeling smug as shit because he thinks no one can tell.
It's fucking radiating from him.
 
Hey Nick, looking MUCH better on that latest stream. I can't wait to see you at the Gym getting fit! You'll have to give me your pre-workout breakdown and what your sets are. I've been lifting for about a year now so I'm very excited to compare notes. Maybe we can even make a fun little competition out of it for our weight classes. Eat clean, eat lean and stay away from caffeine!

I'm pullin' for ya, Law Pope. Time to get shredded and prove to your family you're the man of the house! Haters just be mad you're looking sleek and suave!
 
A fucking ounce?
Thats a grand and a half, maybe two grands worth of blow, unless he knew his dealer really well, like going through an ounce or so a day because he was dealing it, and not just getting an Oz for personal use once a week or so.
And it was in Nicks safe.

I've heard some Balldowashing copes before but you just broke out the fucking fucking cleaning kit for that one.
Thats beyond Balldowashing, thats Goddamn polishing that Balldo with Turtlewax
Blaming the kids for having the coke is a pretty disgusting move by anyone, since there is visible video evidence of Baldo tweaking out and having a dusted nose.
 
That would be a hilarious legal take. He was storing his kid's coke for them in the family safe! Nick wanted to make sure they bought it in bulk so his children weren't getting ripped off with his own money. How fatherly. I'm sure CPS will see it his way. Even more amusing if it comes out he was letting some of the kids get into his alcohol. It's not like it wasn't accessible.
He has so much alcohol that he probably wouldn't realize if the kids had taken some.
 
Stevia is what you're left with but I've known people who developed neurological conditions from all those fake sugars, no thanks on that.
Bingo, stevia is the best source of natural sweetness as far as I know. There's other natural sugar alcohols that also work, but stevia has the "cleanest" taste. You can chew or grind up fresh stevia leaves, they're that clean.

The only real "problem" with tea and other caffeinated beverages is you need to drink water to compensate, and for most people that's not a big deal. Nick is clearly averse to ever drinking water. It's unhinged how much he avoids it.
 
Pretty sure it was Monster Rehab Lemonade.

Pretty sure he should look at any deal on the table and then decide whether to challenge the search warrant. They're not really going to punish him for just that. Then after that, take a conditional plea reserving the right to challenge the warrant again on appeal, and then just cope with however it goes on appeal.

If the evidence goes in, he doesn't win.

It would be nice to have a nonfrivolous argument for the search warrant being invalid too, if he can fish one up.
His problem is there is really no way the local trial court is going to toss the Search Warrant. Just not happening. County/City Trial Courts tend to view such things as the Appeals Courts problem, unless there is a really clear indication that the Cops lied to the Judge. Any one of the 3 Judges in that District would have signed that warrant. And any one of the three will uphold it. Challenge it to preserve the issue for appeal, just in case. But following the Barnes planning of pounding the desk about it will end badly in the Realpolitik of the local criminal courtroom. Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges. The Judge is not going to care that the "Scandinavian Incel Prudes" had some imagined beef with Nick. The cops found 26 Grams of Cocaine, Ketamine, And drug residue all over his bedroom and personal living space. And his kids asked the cops for clean clothes. The reports from the libelous Scandinavian Incel Prudes would appear to be correct.
 
The only real "problem" with tea and other caffeinated beverages is you need to drink water to compensate, and for most people that's not a big deal. Nick is clearly averse to ever drinking water. It's unhinged how much he avoids it.
Hydration in your diet from vegetables and fruits also counts toward daily water intake. Good thing Nick only eats Doritos, Snickers and ramen. Fucking MSG broth in ramen is probably his idea of hydrating his toxic carcass.
 
Hydration in your diet from vegetables and fruits also counts toward daily water intake.
I've heard some conflicting things on that. Some doctors will swear up and down that you can get enough hydration from that alone to never need to drink water, and other experts have told me it'd only knock out around 500ml of the 4,000ml or so most adults should be taking in everyday ("bigger" people who exert themselves might need closer to 6,000ml daily, but we're talking 6'10" tall weightlifters at that point).

Still, it'd be very funny if Nick starts eating a banana a day and convinces himself that's all he needs before cracking open his 4th Rehab Monster of the evening.
 
I think about this thread every time I go to the Asian grocery store.

Why? Because Iranians sell balldo rice.

Behold:
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It's real and it costs $10 for a kilo.
 
I forgive you, but can someone please teach me how to upload images that don't get stuck as seperate thumbnails on my posts? Or does it just take some time for them to expand to full size because of the server speed or something? Would appreciate any help, thanks guys.

**Edit: Link test: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WFl7Q1Io51c/maxresdefault.jpg
***Edit: Goddammit, someone please help me
delete account, lurk more, come back when ready.
 
Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges. The Judge is not going to care that the "Scandinavian Incel Prudes" had some imagined beef with Nick. The cops found 26 Grams of Cocaine, Ketamine, And drug residue all over his bedroom and personal living space. And his kids asked the cops for clean clothes.
Unless new charges are added. My assumption is that he is going to take a the plea deal for lesser charges whenever its offered. He and our wife will get out on probation or a suspended sentence with a fine. Getting the kids back will be more difficult, but they will get them back eventually. CPS will be involved in their lives for the next few years regardless, which must make him seethe.

My guess is that mommy Rekeita is diverting money to Kayla's grandparents (or whoever has the kids) for the care of the children during this time, and that Rackets and Our wife are going to be a bit financially strapped, especially considering their lifestyle, until they get them back. I believe this will be the main reason why he will need to settle, he can't afford a long drawn out case in criminal court. I think he will delay the Monty lawsuit as much as possible, but settle that as well to get it out of the way.

He will dress the plea deal & settlement up as something about the abuse of government, and his locals simps will believe whatever weak excuse he gives, so for him it doesn't matter.

His internet presence is basically dead though outside his current circle, it will take a long time (if ever) to regain a larger following. He will always be known as the cokehead, alcoholic, neglectful father.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the Lowtax express, honestly. He's already up to wrecking his marriage for a blonde BPD cokewhore.
Isn't he an unapologetic fan of American Beauty (as well as Cuties now apparently, wtf Nick)?
Maybe he's planning on emulating Lester the Molester Burnham from that piece of shit movie and trying to hit on one of his daughters friends then Kayla will shoot him in the back of the head when she realizes he's fucked their happy middle class family up and cost them custody of their kids?
 
I've heard some conflicting things on that.
I don’t want to take the thread off-topic as keeps constantly happening here lately, but I didn’t say that one could get by on hydration from food alone. That said, drinking water isn’t the ultimate hydration source; even milk helps the body hold onto more water than pure water. Look into gel water if interested as well. (Nick, if you’re reading, ditch water that’s been infused with vitamins and minerals from the pavement is the most hydrating drink of all — and it goes great with bourbon!)
 
I've heard some conflicting things on that. Some doctors will swear up and down that you can get enough hydration from that alone to never need to drink water, and other experts have told me it'd only knock out around 500ml of the 4,000ml or so most adults should be taking in everyday ("bigger" people who exert themselves might need closer to 6,000ml daily, but we're talking 6'10" tall weightlifters at that point)
Nutrition studies are a shitstorm. The level of evidence is always really low (in my opinion). Food is always linked to a cultural component, so it's difficult to do a study that isolates only the food and ignores others confounding factors.

The best example that I like is that of coffee. For some time "studies" demonstrated that coffee was linked to GI cancer. But at the time people had a habit of drinking coffee while smoking a cigar. When tabaco was excluded, coffee was found to be a protective factor for GI cancer.

That said, people who abuses on taurine and energy drinks usually don't have a lifestyle that is very healthy (not a good sleep pattern, probably more sedentary people, etc). So how does these studies separate these confounding factors for their association? Well, they usually don't.

Hydration necessities are linked to your sex and body weight, so bigger people need more water. When we say that you need around 4-6L of water, you are speaking about the total water necessities from the day, and you could include the water found on food at this calculation. But estimating the water that you ingest on food is hard. And generally, if you drink more mineral water than what you need, hardly you'll get adverse effects from that (like a hydroelectrolytic disorder). So it is easier to just say to drink a lot of water, instead of less and counting on other sources of water intake.
 
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