Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr E. Grifter]

Those kids still loves their parents.

You can make the same argument about most children who are victims of child abuse.

What happens though is when they grow up they are fucked up because they struggle to integrate their experience of abuse and neglect with the love of their parents. These kids are going to suffer, because they will have to figure out why daddy picked booze, cocaine and group sex over them.

At least now they can start that struggle with clean clothes and full bellies.

 

[owed to joy]

For a brain dead talentless drunk to get an opportunity to become relevant again & a large audience to give a shit about his next appearance, he really fucked that up huh. The most interest he's had in years & he comes out with this boring 1.5 hours of nothing. It's the same shit he was doing in the basement, just talking nonsense at a camera like a self indulgent teenaged girl. What a waste. At least get destructive and make money off this situation..
Lord knows he's gonna need it.
He's so self important he just couldn't help it. He's proven that any stream he's on going forward will be uneventful nontent; I'll get my Rekeita Family Burial info from clippers & I'll await the body cam. Nobody should be excited for rekeita to return, he won't give us a laugh any more than he'll give his actual fans a thank you gift. Deadbeat all around.

I'm glad that Nick was so insecure about his talentlessness during his come up that he clung to any and every community that would help his crippled stream. The anime, vtube, comics, comedians, lawtube, politics, debate bros, sektur, etc... and now all of them know he slept with another man who fucked his wife.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So I was thinking about this stream while I was at work, and something about it seemed familiar to me, besides nick looking like a fucking wreck.
it was something about his actions, how he was always chuckling, smugly. Then it hit me, he literally is pulling a UKIP era Sargon right now.
The smuckles, the uncaring attitude about how his words could effect his chances in court, "le 5d chess" "trust the plan" bullshit, the noseguarding, its all the exact same. And just like Sargon during his run for office, Nick has no idea how his public image and all of the shit he is saying or has said is going to bite him in the ass until the trail gets going.
this is going to be a fun one, i can feel it, lets hope he also gets a fish thrown at him.

 

[Harm]

He needs to drink pedialyte or something.

Yeah, not even kidding, but the flavorless pedialyte mixed with Mio flavoring is very tasty and replenishing. A lot of people scoff at pedialyte because it's marketed as a pediatric electrolyte beverage, but pounding a couple of those a day (along with a decent amount of water) would do wonders.

These statements are actually only hurting 5 innocent lives. The fake concern for the kids and then wish harm on their father directly conflict each other. Those kids still loves their parents.

Nigga, my remark on the Kiwi Farms doesn't harm any children. It has quite literally zero consequence. No shit it's not the optimal outcome, but I've already given up all hope on Nick reforming and becoming the father those children need. It's no longer within the realm of possibility and it's retardedly foolish to hold out for it.

Perhaps if he has to spend a solid 6 months in the slammer it'll reorient his fucked up value systems and push him to become the father those children need. He's already inflicted the harm, so that ship has long sailed. The fact it'd also amuse me greatly is merely a cherry on top.

Of course, if I had a "make Nick the best possible father and man" button beside a "send Nick to jail because it'd amuse me" button, I'm pushing the first one.

 

[Mousey0328]

You can make the same argument about most children who are victims of child abuse.

What happens though is when they grow up they are fucked up because they struggle to integrate their experience of abuse and neglect with the love of their parents. These kids are going to suffer, because they will have to figure out why daddy picked booze, cocaine and group sex over them.

At least now they can start that struggle with clean clothes and full bellies.

You are absolutely correct that most kids love their parents no matter what. This could(most likely) will end up with those kids questioning why daddy picked booze and coke over them.

There is a slim chance, though. Then, that conversation changes. I just don't know Nick has it within him to take ownership over this fuckup. I don't know he will have what it takes to look at those kids and say, "I screwup. None of these is up your fault", and actually does an 180 degree turn.

 

[Captain Manning]

So I was thinking about this stream while I was at work, and something about it seemed familiar to me, besides nick looking like a fucking wreck.
it was something about his actions, how he was always chuckling, smugly. Then it hit me, he literally is pulling a UKIP era Sargon right now.
The smuckles, the uncaring attitude about how his words could effect his chances in court, "le 5d chess" "trust the plan" bullshit, the noseguarding, its all the exact same. And just like Sargon during his run for office, Nick has no idea how his public image and all of the shit he is saying or has said is going to bite him in the ass until the trail gets going.
this is going to be a fun one, i can feel it, lets hope he also gets a fish thrown at him.

You forgot Sargon was also fighting with Jim at that time too.

I certainly see the comparison, but I think Nick is poised to lose a HELL of a lot more than Sargon. Sargon's arrogance was cringe. Nick's is dangerous to himself and others.

 

[RotPockets]

(6) Killdoze the town that "wronged" him.

@FROG: Fuck those kids! It’s all their fault.

Directions unclear, Balldoze’d underage Scandinavian prude neghole.

 

[gang weeder]

You are absolutely correct that most kids love their parents no matter what. This could(most likely) will end up with those kids questioning why daddy picked booze and coke over them.

Maybe little kids like under 10 years old. But once you get into the teens IDK. I definitely had a period as an edgy teenager where I would've said I didn't love my parents. I got over that soon enough but my parents were also decent people who treated me well and showed through their actions that they deserved my respect. If I had Nick and Kayla as my parents? I could definitely see things going in the other direction. There are plenty of people out there whose relationships with their parents are strained at best, and plenty more who really want nothing to do with them.

We don't know where Nick's kids will end up because we really don't know what his relationship with his kids is really like. What little we do know certainly isn't good.

 

[CoomerTine]

I hope this nigger gets cancer and it rots his asshole

 

[owed to joy]

You are absolutely correct that most kids love their parents no matter what. This could(most likely) will end up with those kids questioning why daddy picked booze and coke over them.

There is a slim chance, though. Then, that conversation changes. I just don't know Nick has it within him to take ownership over this fuckup. I don't know he will have what it takes to look at those kids and say, "I screwup. None of these is up your fault", and actually does an 180 degree turn.

My mother became addicted to opiates when I was 14. She stole all my things while I went to school and sold them. Lost our house, stopped working, she was high until she died when I was 21. I never stopped loving her. I absolutely wish she'd gone to rehab and I'd been placed with other family. Kids don't know what's best, they operate on emotion. Any adult advocating that these kids go back to that house after nick proved to you last night how far he is from even wanting to earn them back... clueless.

Edit to critically add: if she'd gone to rehab and I elsewhere, I'd still have a mother instead of bad memories of one. Consider it.

 

[ChromaQuack]

unfunny contrarianism

PSA: This user smells of petrol, boomerangs and damp socks.

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These statements are actually only hurting 5 innocent lives. The fake concern for the kids and then wish harm on their father directly conflict each other. Those kids still loves their parents.

I'm going to be honest with you, brutally so.

I'm getting real fucking tired of your projecting your own thoughts and insecurities on the forum, junky.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

So I was thinking about this stream while I was at work, and something about it seemed familiar to me, besides nick looking like a fucking wreck.
it was something about his actions, how he was always chuckling, smugly. Then it hit me, he literally is pulling a UKIP era Sargon right now.
The smuckles, the uncaring attitude about how his words could effect his chances in court, "le 5d chess" "trust the plan" bullshit, the noseguarding, its all the exact same. And just like Sargon during his run for office, Nick has no idea how his public image and all of the shit he is saying or has said is going to bite him in the ass until the trail gets going.
this is going to be a fun one, i can feel it, lets hope he also gets a fish thrown at him.

Do you think Sargon would have won if only he had acted just like a politician? Do you think Trump still would have won if he had acted just like a politician?

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

Wouldn't the dealer have a scale? I don't know shit about buying drugs, but I feel like bringing your own scale to the deal would look weird, and would possibly read as a diss or suspicious. If someone says "no no, use MY scale" my gut reaction would be to assume their scale is tampered with. Obviously you'd want to weigh such a large amount, since it's expensive, but you wouldn't bring a scale from home with you, would you?

Also, if Nick's going to his dealer's place to buy, and his scale is to check the weight of what he's buying, why would it be sitting out? If he's not using it at home, and only at the dealer's place, wouldn't it be stored away until he went to buy more?

When I was buying heroin in batches of grams, I brought my scale to meets because drug dealers will try to skimp you if they think they can get away with it. And might come off as disrespectful but that's just something you gotta deal with. You just tell them, sorry I'm stingy and wanna get every pennies worth. Which is true.
Remember, you're the client, they want your money. Most drug addicts have multiple connects so you can always say, you know what? Fuck you I'm going to my other plug. If they act weird and won't let you weigh it on your own scale. They've already weighed it on theirs, so it shouldn't matter if you wanna check it on your own.

And scales are small and compact now, it's no biggy to bring it to and from home. And if you use drugs often enough and in high enough quantities you'll start dividing it into smaller batches at home for yourself to try to stretch it as far as possible (doesn't work, you always use more than planned, but you still try lol)

You'll also try to divide it up so you can have like x amount of packs with y amount in them so you can survive going to whatever family function/work/etc for however long without going into withdrawal/ having to be sober.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Killdozer was unbelievably based, Nick Rekieta is a wet flaccid faggot.

 

[Mousey0328]

Nigga, my remark on the Kiwi Farms doesn't harm any children. It has quite literally zero consequence. No shit it's not the optimal outcome, but I've already given up all hope on Nick reforming and becoming the father those children need. It's no longer within the realm of possibility and it's retardedly foolish to hold out for it.

It isn't hurting me to hold on to the 0.001% chance. I won't watch his streams through this. I will watch clips others have sniped. I will let go of that thread of hope as this goes on, if he really isn't trying.

He will have his kids in less than a year, if he actually takes this seriously. The original timeline normally is a year. It can be extended, but that means you fucked up along the way. Therefore, those kids better be back within a year or leave them where they are. As far as I am concerned, one fuck up on substances, or one missed class, visit, or appointment (outside of contiguous disease, hospitalization, or car accident on way) should equal second chance over. Unfortunately, the system will keep giving chances. I personally know that case plan could be done in one year. Therefore, he has 1 year to have the kids home, in my opinion.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's the kind of retard that, even if he selfishly decided to off himself, would screw it up. There have been many, many comparisons of Balldoman to Lowtax, including ones I have made.

Lowtax:
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Same energy.

Aside from the gay sausage eating, they have a lot of other similarities. Shit tier taste in "art", crap strewn about the floor of their basement studio, disheveled personal appearance, a love of trannies and drugs... Even Lowtax, with his meme gun suicide, probably had a painful end. Nick would probably do worse, like only blow like his cheek out. Maybe bleeding out, depending on how zonked out his druggie harem is.

Above said, Nick's not there yet, not while mommy and daddy are still bailing him out. But if he does the selfish out, he will fuck it up- just like Nick has fucked up everything else in his life.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Do you think Sargon would have won if only he had acted just like a politician? Do you think Trump still would have won if he had acted just like a politician?

I think Sargon wouldve won if he didnt call people white niggers. and that reminds me replace "Bootlicker" with "White Nigger" and the comparison becomes even clearer.

 

[Mousey0328]

PSA: This user smells of petrol, boomerangs and damp socks.

Do not interact.

I'm going to be honest with you, brutally so.

I'm getting real fucking tired of your projecting your own thoughts and insecurities on the forum, junky.

Good for you! You can call names all you want. I know you don't know me today or the last 14 years. A past doesn't have to hold someone down. It is all up to that person. I didn't let my past hold me down. Keep saying what you want. That won't make me leave, though.

 

[Oxyjen]

@FROG: Fuck those kids! It’s all their fault.
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Directions unclear, Balldoze’d underage Scandinavian prude neghole.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Good for you! You can call names all you want. I know you don't know me today or the last 14 years. A past doesn't have to hold someone down. It is all up to that person. I didn't let my past hold me down. Keep saying what you want. That won't make me leave, though.

If you weren't held down by it you would not virtue signal about it every given chance.

Again, you're acting like a stereotypical 'recovery diva' junkie, you can be as much of a vainglorious cockmonger about how you are so much better than addicts and people who've never faced an addiction both as you want, you can regale us a million times with your brave tales about how much of a strong special little bee you are for 'rebuilding', but most everyone will see through it. Funnily enough you are about the kind of obnoxious sanctimonious faglord I fully expect Nicky to turn into if he never gets clean, maybe you're seeing more of a mirror image in him than you let on.

As for making you leave? perish the thought, home grown cows are the best, it's just a matter of time.

Speaking of things you don't know? the minds of everyone on the forum, as you keep repeatedly assuming you do, take your own advice.

Was the can an energy drink or yerba mate? Looked like that canned yerba mate they sell at Whole Foods. Source: I drink coffee alternatives because I'm not a fan of coffee flavor.

I hate how amerimutts have appropiated Yerba Mate and turned it into a shitty canned drink so much it's unreal.

At least pull a James Hetfield and drink the real thing.