Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Those headbands rarely look good on women. In this case, it just accentuates his potato head.

I dunno, that chick in the "Groove is in the Heart" music video rocks it pretty well.

But yeah, this guy ain't that.

 

[Geraldine]

No, no. Take the Jherii pill, guys. It would make everyone's life so much easier.

Wasn't that guy in some episode of South Park?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Six Foot eight?

SIX FOOT EIGHT?

Jesus Christ. not enough
in the world for that delusional shambling beast.

I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE IN THIS BATHROOM AS ANY OF YOU OTHER GIRLS BIGOT!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How do you guys decide what to eat, what furniture to buy, etc without gender? I swear that these people are so far gone that the idea of personal preference or the concept of personality no longer exists to them.
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Wait until they learn that cohabitating couples use the same furniture.

Those headbands rarely look good on women. In this case, it just accentuates his potato head.

Whenever I see a troon with a wide headband, I just know it’s hiding a receding hairline.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

It's hilarious to me when trannies trot out the "Jesus loved eunuchs!" argument to support their degeneracy, because they're directly contradicting the TWAW mantra. If "Jesus loved eunuchs" means he loves trannies, that means trannies are eunuchs, not women.

 

[Geraldine]

Jesus loved eunuchs

They weren't voluntary eunuchs promoting eunuchism, right?

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

They weren't voluntary eunuchs promoting eunuchism, right?

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." -Matthew 19:12 [KJV]

In any case, they were all men without balls, not women. There are passages in the New Testament where Jesus mentions women specifically, and interactions with women where he makes it clear that his love and salvation includes them as well as men, but trannies never quote those passages to support their case. Only the one about male eunuchs.

 

[Peaches Demure]

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." -Matthew 19:12 [KJV]

In any case, they were all men without balls, not women. There are passages in the New Testament where Jesus mentions women specifically, and interactions with women where he makes it clear that his love and salvation includes them as well as men, but trannies never quote those passages to support their case. Only the one about male eunuchs.

I'm guessing that the eunuchs "born so from their mother's womb" would be men with a DSD that most likely included undescended and/or underdeveloped testes.

 

[Geraldine]

Made themselves eunuchs? Makes me think of the priests of Cybele.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybele

So Jesus reaching out to priests of another religion, who presumably repent?
It makes sense and has nothing to do with whatever point tranny apologists are trying to make.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Troon was "born that way":
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The thought police showed up to remind OP that molestation has nothing to do with being trans:
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Jesus loved troons:
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I would be furious if a coworker was trying to approach me in the workplace with shit like "So.................does your religion accept the LGBTQ community?" Get the fuck away from me and go back to your work! The troon also says he was "planning to come out" to the coworker but changed his mind. Again, there is no way the coworker is at all interested in that conversation. Fuck outta here.

Anyway, luckily this Christianity-curious tranny uses the same username across platforms so we can get a look at him. That coworker is going to be shocked--shocked!--when this lovely lady reveals that she's really a guy.

 

[Geraldine]

Lawsuit time. One to follow up later.
I expect a measure of self delusion about how much of a case he has, but you never know these days.
I am provisionally calling it an L, but with trannies even when they "win" they find a way to lose.
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So I’ve been facing some serious discrimination at my work. I’ve brought up these concerns and they were supposed to have been resolved. However, during my last performance evaluation, I got extremely bad marks out of nowhere. My supervisor literally told me that I had improved a lot, but that with his new metrics (he never explicitly stated what those are) I was unsuitable for my job. He didn’t fire me yet though. He went on a long rant about various issues he has with me. He said my voice sounded weird and that some of my clients don’t like me. At that point, I suspected discrimination.

I talked with a friend who is a lawyer (but not officially giving me legal advice) and decided to go on emergency leave (claiming mental health issues). He told me to write a brief email saying that I will be on leave and to leave it at that. No drama, no emotions, etc. He told me that it would be difficult to prove discrimination since a lot of the feedback wasn’t written, but that it could possibly go somewhere.

This morning, my supervisor replied to my email with a page long transphobic rant. My lawyer told me that I definitely have a case now, but since we’re friends, he is helping me look for another lawyer (he dislikes business with friends).

Six comments so far.
Checked his profile. FWIW, post op.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

He told me that it would be difficult to prove discrimination since a lot of the feedback wasn’t written, but that it could possibly go somewhere.

There's no case. The manager has volumes written down about the troon's performance and is setting him up to be fired, but the troon has nothing in writing about why it's because he's a misshapen beast.



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why don’t cis men carry bags around how tf am i supposed to carry stuff with me (self.ftm)
submitted 9 hours ago * by imspencerhi 12/16/23

if i just put it in my pockets i’m scared it’ll fall out or get grabbed!! people keep calling my bag a purse and i’m over it!! it just feels so feminine and i hate it!!
edit: the bag that people called a purse is a carhartt black tote bag

https://www.carhartt.com/product/802173/horizontal-zip-tote looks like a purse to me.

Top comment:

Don't let those evil men stop you from carrying a purse like the man you are!

 

[Geraldine]

Don't let those evil men stop you from carrying a purse like the man you are!

I've been known to carry something similar to picture and never got any snarky comments.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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I've been known to carry something similar to picture and never got any snarky comments.

Other comments suggested a backpack like everyone else carries but some pooner whined that it made her feel dysphoric because her chest looked slightly less flat. I think messenger bags would have the same mental problem if you carry them cross-shoulder because the strap would cross their chest. They overthink this shit.

 

[Positron]

• Isaiah 56 consoles eunuchs that their childlessness does not spell the end of them; God will give them rewards bigger than sons and daughters, provided they do what pleases God and hold fast to God's covenant.
• Act 8 is the story about Philip the Evangelist baptizing the Egyptian eunuch. The point is that all people can be accepted provided they accept the word of God.
• In John 9, Jesus's disciples asks what is the cause of a blind man's predicament. Is it because of his sin or his father's sin? Jesus says neither, but that he is blind in order "that the works of God might be displayed in him". If transsexualism is not because of sin, but an opportunity for God to demonstrate his power and benevolence, then we should be seeing more transsexuals to be cured. Note also that the blind man in the story wants to be cured very much.
• In Romans 12, Paul implores the faithful not to conform to the way of the world and among various things, not to repay evil with evil. I hope troons -- and let's be fair, non-troons -- would take this lesson to heart.
• I'm sure everyone knows the troon's "creative misreading" of Galatians 3:28 is not to be taken seriously.

 

[Local Farmer]

I think the term is actually "suck dick for cock"...

With how degenerate they are, I think it's safe to say that this has happened at least once

 

[Susanna]

They weren't voluntary eunuchs promoting eunuchism, right?

Castration was actually a real social issue around that time, to the point that just a few centuries later the bishops were forced to issue a ban on self-castration at one of the early synods. You also had sects like the Valesians, who self-castrated and then went out to castrate whoever else they could get their hands on, because lust led to sin or whatever. Jesus was most likely just trying to cast a wide net (it paid off in other ways, women and slaves would later be the earliest and most numerous gentile converts to christianity), but “eunuchs are alright too, all deserve god’s salvation” got turned into “and god especially favours us eunuchs since we cannot be tempted into lust or gluttony” (both blatantly false, by the by, as evident by modern trannies).

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Also, most eunuchs weren't eunuchs by choice and being a eunuch is not the same as trans.

& Why the hell would God love trannies? These freaks are saying he made a mistake.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm no Bible scholar but doesn't it say somewhere something along the lines of "God is angry with the wicked every single day."? Troons larping as christians and these fake lgbt churches should take note.

Total Tranny Millstone

 

[monstrous bubo]

people keep calling my bag a purse and i’m over it!!

Even her poor bag gets misgendered. She should loudly address it as Aiden or bro, and shove a rolled-up sock into the external pocket to give it the right man-bag bulge. That should fix it.