Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[lottalove]

Nearly 4 pm in Virginia Beach. Jessica Anne Boyle, now 40 years of age, got food.

ETA later, ca. 4:30 pm
(upload doesn't work, but she's hitting the bong in the attic and wishes herself a happy birthday)

 

[PuppyTeeth]

hearing is 6/24 at 2pm

 

[Crab Latte]

hearing is 6/24 at 2pm

Just heard someone say she took her cats to the vet, in anticipation of the hearing. That would have been a pretty penny. I wonder if the BOY was roped into paying for that too. Taking all 6 cats to the vet for a checkup, being out of date, and then 2 vaccines - I believe the FLiV and the rabies vaccine - would probably cost something like $800 minimum. Maybe she will only claim 2 of them, but 2 checkups priced modestly at $80 with vaccines also modestly priced at $60 for both, She's looking at a bill of at least $300.

 

[ging_gang3]

Birthday present from the boglim
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I'm no flower expert, but buy lots of flowers from grocery stores (and had a family member who worked as a grocery store florist), and I believe those are alstroemeria flowers. They are quite abundant in the 3 for $10/$12 sections at most whatever grocery stores (and wal-mart, see pic), and while cute, are incredibly cheap. I would wager that she bought those for herself (possibly with whatever pittance cobes sent her as a "present")

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

If only Jessica was able to comprehend that her age isn't the issue for her, it's her outlook and reactions. She could literally change so much in her life just by doing basic grounding techniques. Oh well, 40 going on 14.

 

[ibeatmywife]

If only Jessica was able to comprehend that her age isn't the issue for her, it's her outlook and reactions. She could literally change so much in her life just by doing basic grounding techniques. Oh well, 40 going on 14.

She's been like that for a long time, in some of her journal entries she admits she has to "learn to be nice" it may have been 20+ years but safe to say she failed. To be honest I wouldn't he surprised if her being a nasty bitch was legit the root of all her issues even when she was not an addict and looked normal no one is going to deal with her personality for long then she made the slow descent into bog hagwitch

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

She's been like that for a long time, in some of her journal entries she admits she has to "learn to be nice" it may have been 20+ years but safe to say she failed. To be honest I wouldn't he surprised if her being a nasty bitch was legit the root of all her issues even when she was not an addict and looked normal no one is going to deal with her personality for long then she made the slow descent into bog hagwitch

Learn to be nice....sounds like she was always destined to be a cunt even as a kid.

 

[anliteralidiot]

alstroemeria flowers

I thought Alstroemeria was an engrish word touhou people made up

I believe the FLiV and the rabies vaccine - would probably cost something like $800 minimum. Maybe she will only claim 2 of them, but 2 checkups priced modestly at $80 with vaccines also modestly priced at $60 for both, She's looking at a bill of at least $300.

If she was smart, she would find somewhere that does cheap vaccines. Like, maybe it's because I'm in a poor area, but Tractor Supply has this every year because it's better to be safe than seeing a rabies outbreak.

 

[Crab Latte]

I thought Alstroemeria was an engrish word touhou people made up

If she was smart, she would find somewhere that does cheap vaccines. Like, maybe it's because I'm in a poor area, but Tractor Supply has this every year because it's better to be safe than seeing a rabies outbreak.

Very true, but considering she qualifies for health insurance from the state but has not signed up for it, I find it highly unlikely she would put in that much effort.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

To be honest I wouldn't he surprised if her being a nasty bitch was legit the root of all her issues even when she was not an addict and looked normal no one is going to deal with her personality for long then she made the slow descent into bog hagwitch

i have no doubt in my mind that if she had a better personality she would have had a vastly different life. she would have more friends and might even be married and not living with her parents.

the fact that she has to live like she does and settle for cobes says a lot. she likes to pretend her issue is that shes ugly or too old or whatever but thats not the issue at all. there are plenty of people that look far worse than her who are loved by many.

but her personality is just so awful that you need to drink non stop to be around her and sometimes even thats not enough. its actually fascinating in a way because when you really sit down and look at her life. what exactly does she have to be so angry about? no matter how they feel about her her parents are at least nice enough to let her live with them and somehow shes able to stream all the time and buy weed.

shes even been able to travel to the other end of the country twice. if she cant find even the smallest bit of happiness in these things then maybe she should consider changing things.

but she wont because she thinks its not her job to fix things its up to cobes or whoever she latches her claws into to do everything and if they dont she just hides in the bathroom because its where she can hide from the truth that most if not all of her issues at this point in her life are nobody elses fault but her own.

 

[anliteralidiot]

i have no doubt in my mind that if she had a better personality she would have had a vastly different life. she would have more friends and might even be married and not living with her parents.

I just wonder...would she be happier if she were smarter/dumber?

She seems like she's on the cusp- smart enough to realize she's deficient, but too dumb to meaningfully change this. I think she mentioned being in sped classes, too, but I don't know for sure. I just know she has no common sense (omg the hummingbird thing...), no social skills (when she gets mad in Walmart at people in the aisle), kinda basic intelligence (she can read), and...that's it. No job skills. No talents. Not that everyone needs a talent or some special skill, it's just... There's Cobes, right? He doesn't have a special job skill, but he's got a shitload of charisma and a weird ass burger charm to him, and he's funny! Even Cyraxx can dance, and project like an overhead in a public school classroom!

But she's too smart to be, and she's aware that she's fucking useless, and it seems to make her miserable.

It's like she has to be this miserable of s cunt because it's the one "skill" she has.

...actually that scream, the one that gets higher pitched as she screams, from the Bathroom Baconator Breakdown, that's a skill. Screaming like that was wild but I think that's her thyroid, as a goiter like hers can affect your vocal chords.

the fact that she has to live like she does and settle for cobes says a lot.

Man, he could do better than her. It's sad...

 

[Goatchoker]

Happy happy anniversary of your existence Jessica.

 

[ReverseStarfish]

Screaming like that was wild but I think that's her thyroid, as a goiter like hers can affect your vocal chords.

It's that GOITER that makes her the perfect Lemongrab!

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's that GOITER that makes her the perfect Lemongrab!

but even Lemongrab's VA said that doing that voice gave him a migraine... how the fuck does she do that lmao

 

[Nukalellel]

The Instagram birthday stream was so depressing, all she did was smoke weed and sat on her creaky chair in silence. No sperg out,no screaming, nothing. Not even the usual "oh woe is me" cycle.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Oh no…

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Oh no…

JM said it was just a troll in her comments, but...

JM also pointed out NAL's bald spot on stream, so here's that.

 

[Point and Laugh]

It's that GOITER that makes her the perfect Lemongrab!

Dammit now I’m going to hear “YOU MADE ME” in her voice all the time.

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

Coming to Walmart electronics clearance shelves near you!

 

[bonified retard]

She's live on her twitch channel Just scrolling instagram in silence. Still appears to have a subscribe button / affiliate status.

Edit: rage quit stream after somebody brought up the bird