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I love that The Cannabis Shop has direct access to the off-ramps but the intermodal doesn't xD
It's even less impressive from that aerial shot, for the millions spent, I was expecting something expansive and paved with more than just two tracks.... they didn't build an intermodal yard, they built a measly SIDING and acted like they'd revolutionized the world.

Too many of these urbanists apparently learned their craft from SimCity... if you can squeeze the building footprint into the available tiles? It'll work.

You can fit a crane here, so, obviously, a transfer station will work!
 
One time when I was walking to the shop at night I saw a kid squatting outside the wall of a pub presumably taking a shit, and when I walked past he said "don't mind me mate" like it was something normal, and I also saw an old guy taking the piss in an alley leading to the back of a bunch of terrace houses even though his own terrace house was only a couple of minutes away. This is in a semi-rural market town so I dread to imagine what it's like in a larger city.
christ on a bike, where is that? (I want to know I so don't end up there by accident)
round my way that sort of thing is frowned upon, except on council estates obviously - probably because the time-dilation effect means it's still culturally about 1990 round here

also, from reading the letters in Metro I learned that apparently there are people down south who watch porn on public transit, which is a sure sign of pure fucking degeneracy
 
also, from reading the letters in Metro I learned that apparently there are people down south who watch porn on public transit, which is a sure sign of pure fucking degeneracy
I actually had the displeasure of sitting behind one of those people on a 5pm bus a while back, fat fuck was so coombrained he didn't seem to feel any shame about staring at gigantic anime breasts out in public.
 
Total MBA Nigger death
Especially those who pocketed six figures in consulting fees telling them to build it being absolutely ass-blasted that anyone would question if they deserved the cash.... "It wasn't my CHOICE to build it, it was only my RECOMENDATION!"

"Well, your recommendation was clearly wrong"

"Are YOU an urban planner? No? Well shut up and PAY ME!"
The true value of consultants is the client covering their ass when a stupid idea of theirs fails. Rarely do consultants come up with ideas on their own, the client tells the consultant what they want to do and the consultant delivers a plan. The client can blame the consultant for giving them bad ideas, the consultant can just say they provided recommendations, and both sides wash their hands of the situation. No lessons learned and that’s how they want it.
 
The true value of consultants is the client covering their ass when a stupid idea of theirs fails. Rarely do consultants come up with ideas on their own, the client tells the consultant what they want to do and the consultant delivers a plan. The client can blame the consultant for giving them bad ideas, the consultant can just say they provided recommendations, and both sides wash their hands of the situation. No lessons learned and that’s how they want it.
This is exactly the case and it can be entirely disheartening for people who go into consulting in a field to actually help and promote that field. You just get paid to be a yesman and take the fall when the stupid mayor’s or CEO’s idea eats shit.

Good money, soul sucking. Kind of like living in a city.
 
They're proud of being useless cucks that contribute nothing to society and look back at their former selves with disgust.
Well it seems as though the time away from the farm has made him lose track of the value of money.

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This is really just to further the e-begging he's done before, but for all these people preach about how being car-free saves you money they sure do bitch about the price of everything that would require the slightest bit of labor on their part.

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What’s he bitching about? $50 for that seems reasonable if you throw the “faggot farmers market” and “faggot customer” tax on it.

Of course, if you lived in a rural area and talked to people you’d know an old guy who would do those for a beer and listening to the story about how he tore the heart out of a Vietcong and ate it (everyone knows he never even shipped out, they don’t care).
 
What’s he bitching about? $50 for that seems reasonable if you throw the “faggot farmers market” and “faggot customer” tax on it.

Of course, if you lived in a rural area and talked to people you’d know an old guy who would do those for a beer and listening to the story about how he tore the heart out of a Vietcong and ate it (everyone knows he never even shipped out, they don’t care).
Or he could just buy a whetstone or steel and sharpen his knives for free.

Why do people want to outsource literally everything?
 
Why do people want to outsource literally everything?
Well, that's what you do when you have literally no useful skills.

Anyway, I opened facefuck and this insane faggotry was on top of my timeline.

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You see, smaller electronics are generally desirable because noone wants to lug around a 10 kilo laptop, and therefore smaller houses and cars are also desirable because that's the same thing. The peak innovative home is one of those Combine prisoner pods from Half-Life 2. I am very smart, so follow my retarded niggerfaggot page and agree with me so you can feel smart too.
 
Well it seems as though the time away from the farm has made him lose track of the value of money.



This is really just to further the e-begging he's done before, but for all these people preach about how being car-free saves you money they sure do bitch about the price of everything that would require the slightest bit of labor on their part.

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Why is everything so darn expensive?

Oh, and you should be charged a $50 congestion fee if you want to drive anywhere!!!!! I can't believe they chickened out on forcing that through because they were worried about "business costs" or whatever... cowards!
 
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Too many of these urbanists apparently learned their craft from SimCity... if you can squeeze the building footprint into the available tiles? It'll work.

It's not just "squeezed into the available space", it's the behavior, that traffic will automatically exit and transfer cargo to train with zero time penalty, because in SimCity (and Cities Skylines) there's no such thing as schedules.

This is exactly the case and it can be entirely disheartening for people who go into consulting in a field to actually help and promote that field. You just get paid to be a yesman and take the fall when the stupid mayor’s or CEO’s idea eats shit.

Good money, soul sucking. Kind of like living in a city.

Being a consultant as a career choice sounds like one of those jobs where you just have to know the right people, same with analysts, basically the same uneducated shitposts you'd see everywhere, just with a fancy title and getting paid to do it.

It should be noted that some retirees larp as "consultants" but that's different, basically "I'm retired but I'll take money if my old company/industry asks anything of me".

What’s he bitching about? $50 for that seems reasonable if you throw the “faggot farmers market” and “faggot customer” tax on it.

Yeah, that's the type of weekend farmer's market that sets up shop in affluent areas, usually with expensive/overpriced gift items. I've been to one in Austin (suburban but still very Austin) where I bought a few Christmas gifts, and definitely not a place I'd go regularly. True "farmers' markets" are available in cities, but those usually involve working class people and don't have good "transit access". Play your cards right and you can walk away with a big bag of mangoes priced to move (eat them fast!) from someone who barely knows English, but those aren't the farmer's markets bugmen visit.

You see, smaller electronics are generally desirable because noone wants to lug around a 10 kilo laptop, and therefore smaller houses and cars are also desirable because that's the same thing. The peak innovative home is one of those Combine prisoner pods from Half-Life 2. I am very smart, so follow my retarded niggerfaggot page and agree with me so you can feel smart too.

I have a few old Mac magazines that made jokes that by 2015 laptops and other electronics would be the size of a peanut. The issue is that people generally have a size of something they want. The iPhone as released in 2007 has a smaller screen than a modern iPhone, for instance.

So with this faggot's interpretation of technology, electronics should be the size of a stick of gum and cars should appropriately shrink down to Cozy Coupe sizes.

Why do people want to outsource literally everything?
Because they live in shoebox apartments and don't have the space or the know-how. In the places I've lived, I still keep a toolbox. I used to listen to The Dick Show and one of the stats they went over was how even millennial fathers don't have a toolbox (original article from USA Today) with 36% not owning a hammer (that was millennial men with children, without children is probably much higher), and some faggot from Reddit called in to defend that fact (even though he did in fact, have a hammer). To this DAY "The Laughing Fish" is the lowest-rated TDS co-host.

A basic knife sharpener tool is neither expensive or large.

Oh, and you should be charged a $50 congestion fee if you want to drive anywhere!!!!! I can't believe they chickened out on forcing that through because they were worried about "business costs" or whatever... cowards!
The bikefags are right that Hochul did it for solely political reasons. It doesn't change the facts that Hochul is still right, even if for the wrong reasons.
 
Because they live in shoebox apartments and don't have the space or the know-how. In the places I've lived, I still keep a toolbox. I used to listen to The Dick Show and one of the stats they went over was how even millennial fathers don't have a toolbox (original article from USA Today) with 36% not owning a hammer (that was millennial men with children, without children is probably much higher), and some faggot from Reddit called in to defend that fact (even though he did in fact, have a hammer). To this DAY "The Laughing Fish" is the lowest-rated TDS co-host.
It’s only a matter of time before urbanists start chastising suburbanites for not living walking distance from a dentist. “Imagine having to drive 30 minutes twice a day just to get your teeth brushed. Stupid carbrains!”
 
Even as a rural fuck I’ll gladly pay someone for some things, even if I could in theory do it myself. Like replacing a roof or sharpening a chainsaw blade.

The key is I don’t do it often enough to get good at it. Kind of like these fags and driving.
The whole rent vs. buy question is usually related on time, money, space, and usefulness. Like you probably have windshield washer fluid and some basic stuff but aren't going to invest in manuals and specialty tools when it comes to the car, you likely don't rent everyday clothes but probably rent formalwear (barring situations like playing at weddings regularly), and so on.

With enough money and space (and money buys space) there's no real limit of how you can utilize everything, and can answer questions like "what do you NEED twenty rooms for?". There'd be a few guest rooms, a computer room, a library, a room full of arcade machines, a room full of extra clothes and other related stuff (you never know when that gorilla suit comes in handy), a home gym, and the list goes on. I'd have a garage big enough to run a small distribution center out of, too.

While all this sounds materialistic (it is), it's not like bugmen have small spaces because of asceticism reasons.
 
It’s only a matter of time before urbanists start chastising suburbanites for not living walking distance from a dentist. “Imagine having to drive 30 minutes twice a day just to get your teeth brushed. Stupid carbrains!”
Too late.

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(Context is there was a dude who Zoom called into a bond hearing while driving, while also having a suspended license. Chuck of course has to make it about his agenda.)

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(Context is there was a dude who Zoom called into a bond hearing while driving, while also having a suspended license. Chuck of course has to make it about his agenda.)
Bad example to use here, Chuck. It was discovered that the dude never had a valid license, while having had plenty of opportunities to get one. I can in fact hate the player when the player is retarded.
 
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