Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 80 30.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.3%

  • Total voters
    260
I've heard this before.
This? https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334031741_The_Toxic_Impact_of_Monosodium_Glutamate_in_Rats
Maybe look at what too much salt in a diet does to you if you think that's bad.
There's so many things that fuck with blood brain barrier permeability anyway that I would need 4 separate posts to even begin naming them, a substance excess doing so, particularly one that has *any* interaction with any part of the sodium-potassium game of tug-of-war that goes constantly on every single part of the human body (and is of particular importance to the BBB and Blood-cerebrospinal fluid barrier) in perpetuity is such a foregone conclusion that sperging about its dangers is bordering on captain obvious territory.

I mean, there's another substance that will fuck with that particular system if consumed in excess too, it's called dihydrogen monoxide and every one of you should be chugging around 2 liters of the stuff a day.

As for my all natural cooking tip for Nick, I've already posted it in the thread but it was well over two thousand pages (one week) ago, so I'll repeat it:

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These bad boys are all natural, organic forest grown F-L-A-V-O-R and Nicky should be sautéing them alongside his pre-boiled eggs and instant ramen meals, they would make certain that it is the last time he has a bad meal!

Or the last time he has a meal, period. 'Joke' post-mortem: these are castor beans, they contain ricin, ricin will stop cells from producing protein they need to function and cause a systematic body shutdown, there is no antidote for the stuff which makes it very FUNNY and WEIRD to add to your plate of shit ramen with a side of the finest pre-boiled eggs. You definitely should not add them to your food.
 
>day of the trial 1000 anonymous witnesses shuffle in to the court room to testify that yes, he appeared plastered.

Where are we all meeting up for lunch?
C'mon, you know exactly where we're meeting up for lunch.

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After the balldoverse collapses, there is a place where we will all see each other again. And that place is Denny's or hell.
 
No idea. Why is there even Hitler talk in here? Of all the tangents we get a Hitler tangent. How did this even happen? Did someone discover Hitler personally chased the Rekeita's out of Poland during World War II? Rekeita's grandfather get into a fistfight with the furher himself as he was escaping Poland?
someone is probably hoping that Nick does a Hitler and blow his brains out
Good job Kiwi's you've bored the internet with a kind-of interesting subject with waaaaay too much information. The cop footage won't change this and it's a waste of money and time.

The guy is going to fail his Parole eventually, we all know the end here.
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Mostly agree, but large amounts of MSG can trigger seizures in rat studies due to increased blood brain permeability.

There's so many things that fuck with blood brain barrier permeability anyway that I would need 4 separate posts to even begin naming them,

I've heard this before.
This? https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334031741_The_Toxic_Impact_of_Monosodium_Glutamate_in_Rats
Maybe look at what too much salt in a diet does to you if you think that's bad.
That study you linked has several obvious technical errors, including a critical one in the abstract.

We should really make a science subforum

Agree with your statements about the taurine scare being msg 2.0.

In the abstract, the authors claim a rat dose of 30mg/kg MSG is equivalent to a human dose of 2g. Completely wrong. Doses are scaled in vertebrates according to organism surface area.

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So a rat dose of 30mg/kg divided by 6.2 (surface area conversion factor, rat --> human) = 4.84 mg/kg HED MSG (human equiv. dose).

Then 4.84mg/kg HED MSG * 70kg avg human mass = 339 mg/day human dose MSG. Not 2000 mg/day ("2g/day") as the paper's abstract claims. So that's off by almost a full order of magnitude.

Just quickly glancing through the paper there's another major error... On the very first page after the abstract , they incorrectly refer to a rat MSG dose of 1.6 mg/g (an extremely high dose) as "low" , clearly confusing units of mg/g (parts per thousand) with mg/kg (parts per million) - here they are 1000-fold off.

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That would be like calling a human equiv. dose of 18g/day MSG "low" ... Clearly nonsensical.

Gotta be careful with the quality of academic papers these days. It's buyer beware as a plurality of what's published now is totally fabricated through foreign academic paper mills and LLMs. Wiley just retracted 11,000 fake papers that slipped by without anyone noticing.
 
The nigger doth protest too much, methinks.

Sweet sweet vindication.
Imagine having to pay for sex.
And 1,500. God he is a retarded degenerate through and through.
He really is an entirely different person
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If only there were clues to the kind of person Nick was this whole entire time...
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Again, it was always a mask. This is who Nick was, his ego was just more in check and his money more leashed by his parents.
 
That would be like calling a human equiv. dose of 18g/day MSG "low"
What, you don't buy a MSG refill packet and just chug it down on the daily? what are you some kinda prude?

I think it's very FUNNY and WEIRD that you don't just snort lines of the stuff for breakfast! having coffee and toast is like a gulag for velociraptors!

No but seriously, lmao, good catch.
 
The police weighed everything with packaging at 26.67 grams. 3 small baggies, 1 large corner cut baggie, and 1 black vial are going to get that number somewhere close to or under 25 grams.
For reference, one rule of thumb is that 1 dollar bill weighs about 1 gram.

Do the comments mention Rackets?
Secret surprise: this video is actually of Nick and April.
 
The USAF was still giving pilots dexedrine during Desert Storm.
I remember people claiming that some of the friendly fire incidents from that conflict were the result of pilots popping too many pills.

It was this incident in Afghanistan in 2002 where an overworked American pilot mistook a Canadian live fire exercise for Taliban AAA fire and bombed them, killing 4 and wounding 8 Canadian troops, that finally made the United States cease usage of dextroamphetamine and dexedrine. They have since moved to safer, more reliable stimulants like modafinil and armodafinil.

His "career" is most definitely over. There's no comeback to be had
I think that's been the case for the last 18-24 months honestly. Going by the financial estimates posted in this thread, a middle manager at a McDonald's would make more (and have a better benefits package) than Nick has in the same timeframe. Quite frankly, assuming Nick doesn't go to prison and continues with a similar streaming """schedule,""" I genuinely do not believe this event will have a substantial impact on his streaming "career." I think he will just continue the long slide into total obscurity.
 
Camelot is on with the Onlyfans prostitute who is married and Nick had to defend when people pointed out her husband was a cuck. They are going over his stream from locals. So far it seems boring.

I listened for a few minutes, was indeed boring as shit. Only thing I can remember is Coomalot saying he understands why Nick kept April around because if he had a "102 pound blonde chick" hanging around that would fuck him occasionally he would love that, and that his standards are low. Which brings me back around to wondering how this absolute faggot has any viewers at all, and gets me wondering how Nick got started being such big friends with him.
 
That being said, I dont think he will ever face any jail time.
His biggest threat is himself at this point. He'll probably be able to cop a plea and get a suspended sentence and probation. He's only going to wind up in jail if he's so petulant and stupid that he digs his heels in and tries to fight the case, but even Nick's not THAT blinded by pride and arrogance. Or if he screws up big time while on probation, but considering rehab will almost certainly be a condition of his probation, there's no reason for him to have an issue.

One of the bigger controversies in American drug policy is that marijuana is Schedule I even though nearly everybody that isn't the DEA agrees it has medicinal uses and is WAY less dangerous than cocaine.
That's only controversial to retards who don't know the difference between Schedule I and II drugs, and think "Schedule I bad, Schedule II less bad, me angry!!" even though the wording for why something falls into one category or another is clear and reasonable (whether or not it weed SHOULD be scheduled is debatable, but IF it should be, it would make sense for it to be Schedule I)
 
No idea. Why is there even Hitler talk in here? Of all the tangents we get a Hitler tangent. How did this even happen? Did someone discover Hitler personally chased the Rekeita's out of Poland during World War II? Rekeita's grandfather get into a fistfight with the furher himself as he was escaping Poland?
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Godwin's law
Minnesota Court website duplicated the speeding charge, and notified that today they informed DPS about the conviction. New case number 34-VB-24-522; old 34-VB-23-781
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Edit: No, that's a completely new charge. The old one happened in 2023, this one happened in 2024. 2023 version has only speeding.

Charges for both attached.
Its not gonna be what people want to hear but I'm glad the court is hitting Nick's bitch wife just as hard as they're going after him. Emholte and everyone else is trying to make her this Mother Teresa in the equation like she could do no wrong, but she's just as responsible for the sick shit going on in that house as Nick. She's lucky Shakes paid her bond, it's a bigger favor to her than him representing her. Let's see if old nickey fucks this one up.
 
Tangentially related to Nick, since they were hanging out together at Nick first attempt at standup a while back, but Riley(they guy that was stalking Eric July) and Mint Salad went to Dallas again to once again fuck with July during a fan meetup, and Riley got himself arrested.


 
Tangentially related to Nick, since they were hanging out together at Nick first attempt at standup a while back, but Riley(they guy that was stalking Eric July) and Mint Salad went to Dallas again to once again fuck with July during a fan meetup, and Riley got himself arrested.
What a fat fucking retard. Imagine being such a fucking autist you go all the way to a meetup and just film the window watching people have fun. Don't drop the soap faggot.
 
OFFICERS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THIS BLACK MAN DELIVERS HIS PRODUCTS IN TIME, YOU SHOULD ARREST HEEEEM! NOT ME! ARREST HEEEEM! ARREST HEEEEM!
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Back after a week from my first post,
After seeing how you little faggots love the like reactions in kiwifarms
Lmao this nigger internally seethed over stickers for a week.
 
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