Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Wouldn't help Asterios but will help Riley.

Shows what kind of person Dax is.
Wouldn't be surprised if he has public and private motives; public, he's totally looking out for his buddy Riley. Private, he's laughing that a fat retard (since he hates fat people allegedly) got arrested and that fat retard is on his own.
 
I’m not even sure it was July who got him arrested. He was apparently making a pest of himself to everyone there. Anyone including the store own could have reported some fat idiot and his whore causing a scene.
From what i've heard from multiple people that were attending the meet up, Eric had no fuckin idea. He was shakin hands and signing shit and some dude ran up and showed him the video of Riley getting arrested. So Juju saying this stupid shit blaming Eric is #1 a lie, #2 intended to get more people to fuck with him.

Edit: Just to source this (This is just one source, there are other people in x/twitter replies confirming this too) it's live right now so i can't get a proper timestamp at the moment. But early into the stream there's a dude named strider (assuming white dude with the red shirt) and a black dude with dreads he's hanging with. They're both in the parking lot of the event and i wanna say about 45 mins-an hour into the stream Strider says he's the one who showed Eric i think.

https://www.youtube.com/live/0wibfn1NGOY

Edit #2: And probably the best one https://x.com/TheRealHamicus/status/1799651802687697068
 
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I’m not even sure it was July who got him arrested. He was apparently making a pest of himself to everyone there. Anyone including the store own could have reported some fat idiot and his whore causing a scene.
Just theory crafting, but with him just hanging out on the outside, I wouldn't be surprised if he was causing trouble and whoever runs the venue called the law and wanted a retard trespassed. Then when they get his ID and run his shit, oh, he has priors related to July, who's in this event. I don't believe a fucking thing Dax or Mint or anyone else says; but if he did get arrested for stalking like she says, the fat retard tempted fate and was dealt a hand in accordance of his actions. Because I could see him being a pest and being asked to leave, and probably tried some Libertarian sidewalk is public or whatever.
 
Riley is without a doubt one of the people I most want a MATI Person stream on, just cause he comes up so often but most of his information and actions aren't in one centralized place or a very clear timeline. Also get ready for the forced laughter emergency show where they either a. try to pin the blame on Eric or b. laugh and completely throw this fat retard under the bus.
 
What do whores do when their pimp gets locked up?
when a herd of cows are separated from their ranch hands when out grazing they usually stay in place and continue grazing. If there is a storm however that drives the ranch hands away (police) the cows can sometimes panic and scatter. Sometimes even down slopes, injuring them, or to anything which appears as shelter. They are animals which crave leadership and direction without which either are paralysed or get themselves killed. Sheep are even worse… I mean prostitutes.

Apply this analogy to each element of this situation as you please.
 
If it hasn't been mentioned before, he got arrested in Carrollton, TX by the Carrollton police department. From available information, July's event was at boozy bird beer and wings in Carrollton. Its a suburb of Dallas and messing around in the parking lots outside of restaurants in a place like that is usually a bad idea. If he was hanging around outside pointing cameras inside, the staff of the place was as likely as anyone to call the police.

Dallas Fan Expo (big comic and fantasy event) is this weekend as well.
 
Inb4 Riley comes out of jail and makes trash mumble rap about how badass he is and how gangsta he is cuz he did 48hours in da pen, sheeeeeet.

Gonna get a black raindrop tat on his face to commemorate this epic win. Daddy dick will defend Riley that the cops are Karen’s who should let white trash neglect their kids, do coke and trespass on people he doesn’t like.
 
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Edit: Damn! I was late and gay for posting the news but I atleast posted the meme/templates

The Obese Midget, Riley the retard has been arrested at one of Eric July's meetup events! Remember that Eric filed a restraining order against Riley after the fucking retard showed up to one of his Warehouses at midnight like a pussy.
Shout out for Elissa Clips for the clipping the footage from Mint Salads recording of the arrest:
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I made some memes:
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And heres the template! Meme away Kiwi Bros & Sisters:
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And Riley, You reaped what you sowed, You fat faggot!
 
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