Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheLastJoestar]

Don't worry Riley, i know the PERFECT lawyer who can get you out of this...

https://x.com/ExwarSaing/status/1799639288822612380

I love the retards like Dick calling Eric a bitch.

Ohh you're a libertarian but you called the police huur huuur

I'm sure Eric would probably love to air Riley's retarded ass out personally. Hell, I'd love to see it happen on 4KHD video and nobody would shed a tear, but everyone knows the kind of gaping faggot dick is. If Eric shoots Riley personally Oh, he's a Murderer" if he calls the police so he doesn't go to jail and lose the company he worked so hard for he's a "bitch"

How many times does this shit need to be repeated? Fucking with a man's business and his employees isn't funny internet shit. Pissing on graves isn't funny internet shit. And a sane society would allow for your immediate removal from this earth via bullet for the transgression. Somebody send that medallion to Dick or better yet, send him a copy of Temple OS so he can get hit by a train

 

[polar bear]

a flawed person with some good traits

I've been thinking and thinking for the past couple minutes and I can't recall what good traits he could possibly have. Can you give an example?
Even when it comes to defending KF or being nice to Jersh back in the day - I think he was only pretending, just so he wouldn't get the heat from farmers.
He's lazy, dishonest, manipulative, uncaring, vain, self-centered, cruel, unoriginal, painfully unfunny, vindictive, retarded, greedy, shallow, spineless, jealous, disrespectful, boring, disgusting - just worthless.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I don't know why this is still up for discussion. Maybe it's the shock of seeing some dude from Minnesota decide to "become" a giga wigger, despite having had life's best?

Nick himself will tell you he was always like this. I just take him at his word. There's not a single mentally sane person in this world who will torture small animals. There's not a single normal person in this world who will run a crackhead sex cult. There's not a single normal person in this world who will line up balldowashers in the most manipulative way possible. It's a complete lack of empathy.

Drugs don't do that. Drugs can make people violent, but it's an impulsive kind of violent. The difference between Nick and some nigger doing crack and beating dey wife is very simple. Nick has a cold, perverse, and calculating method to his madness, and has always had such. He just let the mask slip, and the booze-coke haze and sheer narcissism prevent him from putting it back on. That's why his kids are gone, but he's discussing streaming changes while drinking whiskey off Monster Energy cans. Oh, and by the way he's only doing that because the state forced him to, as he clearly dindu nuffin, he has it all under control, and it was those Scandinavian prudes slandering him again.

He does not even care that his kids are gone. He just wants to get back to being a junkie.

Many such cases sadly and I have seen them before.

I really hope Nick does not become like the dozens of wastes I have talked to while I gave them food on the street but unless he wakes the fuck up he is going to be one of those people or worse.

 

[AltisticRight]

methinks

Meth inks, sounds like Balldo's next addition.

As for my all natural cooking tip for Nick, I've already posted it in the thread but it was well over two thousand pages (one week) ago, so I'll repeat it:


These bad boys are all natural, organic forest grown F-L-A-V-O-R and Nicky should be sautéing them alongside his pre-boiled eggs and instant ramen meals, they would make certain that it is the last time he has a bad meal!

These are just naturally large chia seeds, they're superfoods. In the Minnesotan forest, one may also forage for Abrus precatorius seeds, they are bright red, which illustrates it's superfood quality of ENERGY and ACTION. Get a liberal amount of both to crush up in a mortar and pestle (crush, not cut, as professor Snape says) and sprinkle it over spaghetti-os. You will witness the descent.

Spoiler

No, don't ingest the seeds of either of these. Ricin is worse than cyanide and abrin (from Abrus species plant) is worse than ricin.

That study you linked has several obvious technical errors, including a critical one in the abstract.

I skipped over their numbers straight to the conclusion, good catch. There's a reason this "study" can only be found on ResearchGate now. That's an unthinkable amount of anything to take daily for a month. People like to mock peer review processes and rightfully so, the process has its limits and it's an ivory tower circle jerk, but errors like these would be caught by anyone.

I think it's very FUNNY and WEIRD that you don't just snort lines of the stuff for breakfast! having coffee and toast is like a gulag for velociraptors!

Sounds like something Uncle Roger would do.

 

[TurdThrower]

I've been thinking and thinking for the past couple minutes and I can't recall what good traits he could possibly have. Can you give an example?
Even when it comes to defending KF or being nice to Jersh back in the day - I think he was only pretending, just so he wouldn't get the heat from farmers.
He's lazy, dishonest, manipulative, uncaring, vain, self-centered, cruel, unoriginal, painfully unfunny, vindictive, retarded, greedy, shallow, spineless, jealous, disrespectful, boring, disgusting - just worthless.

I can only go back to how he was in the beginning when I first started watching him (2019, Vic stuff), and just take his word. One thing that comes to mind is that I thought that he was sincere with the tradcon stuff. I mean, I don't have the time or energy to look back on specific examples so I have to pull a lot of this from memory. I also do think that Nick was genuinely disgusted with what was happening to Vic, and I think that he thought that he was doing something good. Then again I could just be extremely naïve or Nick could have been Palpatine-like with his public and private masks. I'd like to think that everyone, flawed as we all are, has the capacity to do good things.

 

[Booby Jones]

So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​

2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​

3. Other (please elaborate)​

3. I always thought he was boring and lame, one of the worst cows on the site entertainment-wise, until I saw him turn into a ghoul within 3 community posts. He's been refusing to pull up ever since and making me laff more than my favorite cow has in over a year.

 

[owed to joy]

Think rekeita will be competent enough to keep his mouth shut about Eric July and Riley this time? My bet's on no.

 

[TurdThrower]

Think rekeita will be competent enough to keep his mouth shut about Eric July and Riley this time? My bet's on no.

Coin toss. He seemed to be open to dropping the shit with Eric July in his last locals post before the arrest, but will his desire to please Dick Masterson let him?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Think rekeita will be competent enough to keep his mouth shut about Eric July and Riley this time? My bet's on no.

his first stream back was him being the same retard, no regret at all, same "comedy routine jokes", he will 100% do it, specially because Juju is already throwing shit everywhere and blaming July for his stalker's behavior.
Nick will do anything to please Juju

 

[owed to joy]

Coin toss. He seemed to be open to dropping the shit with Eric July in his last locals post before the arrest, but will his desire to please Dick Masterson let him?

That was quasi sober nick. Drunk strung out nick was raised in the hood where we don't call no police on no fat stinky weirdos disturbing the public.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

his first stream back was him being the same retard, no regret at all, same "comedy routine jokes", he will 100% do it, specially because Juju is already throwing shit everywhere and blaming July for his stalker's behavior.
Nick will do anything to please Juju

I do not even think it is pleasing Juju. He is an addict in free fall. He still thinks he can fix things and get back to that life.

Why do a stream from the window instead of his deboozed studio? How long does it take to clear out the bottles? Man it is almost like he hopes he can return to his haunt and resume his shit!

Never seen that before...

 

[NSA Intern]

Funny how none of our members ever get arrested for stalking, yet the people who hate us do. Almost like we're in the right?

Sniggering to ourselves over internet retards and archiving what they themselves post online doesn't seem like it should be so contentious, but apparently it is.

 

[Captain Manning]

Been running a fever (not 107) so I've been sleeping a good portion of the day trying to shake it off. Wake up to take some medicine. Check the thread real quick. Find out Riley finally got arrested for being an idiot and stalking July. Somehow, I feel a little bit better.

Man, these past few weeks...

Riley's arrest needs to be featured, BTW. Null will have an enormous smile on his face.

 

[AltisticRight]

Been running a fever (not 107) so I've been sleeping a good portion of the day trying to shake it off. Wake up to take some medicine. Check the thread real quick. Find out Riley finally got arrested for being an idiot and stalking July. Somehow, I feel a little bit better.

Man, these past few weeks...

Riley's arrest needs to be featured, BTW. Null will have an enormous smile on his face.

It's great when bad things happen to bad people. I just downed 500g of MSG and now have brain damage, but at least I'm not Riley.
Fuck the police though, these nasty fascist pigs, they should have beaten him up because that'll be incredibly funny, I disavow police violence.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

What does some troll harassing Eric July have to do with Nick?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Camelot is spilling more.

Nick invited Camelot at 6am in Vegas to hit up prostitutes. This would have been early last year for Nick's in person event, where Nick and Camelot stayed in the same suite.

Camelot says he saw the prostitute Nick got.

He later says that Nick had a $20,000/month coke habit. When pressed on how Camelot knew that Nick was spending $20,000/month, he turned red pretty fast. This sounds absurdly high even for three to four people but it's very possible Nick was getting ripped off.

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20k is absurd. Either he's majorly getting ripped off or he's really that much of a hog, this would count out to a more than a 15g a day habit with current prices. I know big time coke heads and even they sit at the 3.500 - 4000€/month mark. What the fuck was Rackets doing?! To think there were kids at the house...

 

[repentance]

So, what's the current belief among most people here:

2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​

I think he's always been an entitled asshole, and the mask did used to slip occasionally, but the turning point came when he earned enough money from streaming to believe it was safe to drop the pretense entirely. I think he assumed that the same level of income was going to keep rolling in regardless of the content.

 

[Captain Manning]

What does some troll harassing Eric July have to do with Nick?

Not "some troll." Riley. Dick's gimp. Nick's friend.

Nick defended Riley's stalking of July at his place of business, and said Riley was a gudboi who dindu nothing. Was part of a six hour rant Nick had towards July.

It should be in the OP.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Not "some troll." Riley. Dick's gimp. Nick's friend.

Nick defended Riley's stalking of July at his place of business, and said Riley was a gudboi who dindu nothing. Was part of a six hour rant Nick had towards July.

It should be in the OP.

Didn't Rekieta also defend Riley "allegedly" pissing on July's ancestor's grave?

 

[NostalgicJam]

Didn't Rekieta also defend Riley "allegedly" pissing on July's ancestor's grave?

Yes, tried some stupid ass argument that pissing on a grave isn't vandalism/desecration.