Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vernerus]

Yes, tried some stupid ass argument that pissing on a grave isn't vandalism/desecration.

The Ralph "REKIETA SAID I COULD PISS ON HIS GRAVE!" bit became reality.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't Rekieta also defend Riley "allegedly" pissing on July's ancestor's grave?

That was another idiot that allegedly did that, and took a picture, but yes. Riley only threatened to do it.

Some people think July broke Nick's brain with that "non-practicing" quip. Turns out that yeah, stalking people is dumb. He's not gonna take this news well.

I hope he convinces Ty Beard to defend Riley.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

That was another idiot that allegedly did that, and took a picture, but yes. Riley only threatened to do it.

Some people think July broke Nick's brain with that "non-practicing" quip. Turns out that yeah, stalking people is dumb. He's not gonna take this news well.

I hope he convinces Ty Beard to defend Riley.

Yeah I forgot the details. My melatonin is kicking in and I drunk something alcoholic out of my "Breaking Balldo" glass. I thought it would be fitting.

 

[huckbeine]

That was another idiot that allegedly did that, and took a picture, but yes. Riley only threatened to do it.

Some people think July broke Nick's brain with that "non-practicing" quip. Turns out that yeah, stalking people is dumb. He's not gonna take this news well.

I hope he convinces Ty Beard to defend Riley.

Nah, Riley self-snitched on himself, a literal admission of guilt

 

[NSA Intern]

I still haven't got a satisfactory answer on why they hate Eric beyond 'groid in comics'

 

[I'm not a Robot]

The case for public education?

In Rekieta's mind, he tells these damn homeschool co-op kids to eat and they just don't, and they cucked him so hard with their complaining it resulted in mommy and daddy's high profile arrest and CPS investigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRBLGl_kGyA

It was reported from a church preschool teacher that the children had complained of being hungry, not being fed,

"Try eating next time" - Nick Rekieta

 

[AltisticRight]

What does some troll harassing Eric July have to do with Nick?

1. He's a fat midget gimp of Juju.
2. He's still fucking with Eric July's business and events.
3. Balldo said it was okay to "piss on graves" and debated the semantics ethics of grave defacing in the gayest and most pilpulistic way possible.
4. Balldo had several feuds with Eric July, they did a stream together where Balldo acted like a passive-aggressive office cubical wagecuck. When the stream's over, Balldo went full pubescent belligerence beta cope, whinging like a teenager who got bullied by Betty. Pathetic display.
5. Balldo will likely have to comment on this in his next stream, whenever that is.

So yeah, it's pretty much all connected. Think of it as the singularity of severe autism.

 

[repentance]

3. Rekieta was corrupted by Drexel and Dick Masterson into hedonism.
(I especially think Dick is who gave him the cocaine)

Drexel and Nick have been friends for a long time, so any "corruption" happened well before Nick started streaming. His continued, public, friendship with Drexel was one of the first flags that there might be more than meets the eye to the "trad dad".

Nick's rant against Vic was another early warning sign.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nah, Riley self-snitched on himself, a literal admission of guilt
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He claims he did. I dunno if he actually did. The other idiot took a picture of himself in a mask by the graveside.

It hardly matters though. Nick was basically like "yeah, sure whatever, it's not illegal" to the concept of people pissing and cooming on people's graves.

More topical to what just happened, he did absolutely nothing to discourage Riley from stalking July and even seemed to encourage it.

Methinks Nick gives bad legal advice.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Unless the warrant gets tossed which seems pretty unlikely Nick can’t go to trial where he’s looking at possible prison (that’s right child.) that leaves taking some plea with probable restrictions on alcohol and drugs checking in with a probation officer and pissing clean for what a couple of years? And this doesn’t even get into whatever CPS has going with the kids, and what getting them back will entail.

The hardest thing for him will be the alcohol me thinks. You have to seek out coke alcohol is everywhere you don’t see advertisements for cocaine yet even church events will have beer and wine

 

[Xander from the Future]

Drexel and Nick have been friends for a long time, so any "corruption" happened well before Nick started streaming. His continued, public, friendship with Drexel was one of the first flags that there might be more than meets the eye to the "trad dad".

Nick's rant against Vic was another early warning sign.

Oh I think you're right in a sense.
But, I suspect that Drexel's.... suspect nigger behavior (the grooming) wasn't fully unveiled to Nick till that one public livestream. So the corruption was more passive.
But we both know meeting Dick Masterson is like meeting the fucking devil. Nick's underlying rot was accelerated right into a full blown decay. Especially with drugs.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

"end stream and call nick"

these people are fucking stupid if they think nick can help them with legal shit. cant believe this all snowballed from EVS, Dick, Nick, and Youngclippa seething that a black man became successful.

We should crowdfound something for Eric as a thank you for the content over the months. Think he has a thing set up where if you buy a book you can donate it. Something to ponder

 

[Captain Manning]

I still haven't got a satisfactory answer on why they hate Eric beyond 'groid in comics'

It's been explained in multiple different threads now.

Eric July is a successful comic publisher.

- Juju hates him because July spurned Vito in refusing to promote his shitty comic book. Juju is also a troll who wants July to be the next Maddox (that hasn't worked out so well).
- EVS hates him because July is making Comicsgate look incompetent with their books that are years late. CG is suffering as a result. July's books are making millions of dollars, while EVS's Cyberfrog 3 campaign is inundated with refund requests.
- Nick hates him because Juju is his degeneracy senpai, and July (correctly) pointed out that Nick's legal advice ain't worth shit. July is where "non-practicing lawyer" comes from.

Most everybody else is an orbiter that tends to fall into one or more of those three camps.

 

[thebigdream]

So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​

2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​

3. Other (please elaborate)​

4. Read the thread faggot

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The Ralph "REKIETA SAID I COULD PISS ON HIS GRAVE!" bit became reality.

Not quite. Ralph said he was going to cum on Jim's grave.
After what happened with Riley, I'm starting to think that Ralph wasn't lying when he said "NICK REKAYDUH SAID AHH COULD"

 

[Male Idiot]

Not quite. Ralph said he was going to cum on Jim's grave.
After what happened with Riley, I'm starting to think that Ralph wasn't lying when he said "NICK REKAYDUH SAID AHH COULD"

Nicky boy being thirsty for some Ralphaseed? Well, it is Nick so I may as well believe it.

 

[3MMA]

Nick needs to start playing Three Six Mafia and doing a little skelly wiggle during his streams now.

He’s not Ralphamale enough to pull it off properly. Nicks a passive aggressive little bish. Too afraid to shimmy, too scurred to shuffle. Bish ain’t got no moves. Just pose, eat one single chip, & bust out this skelly wiggle gay ass bish shit:

(Clearly some coke whore told him he looked cool doing this shit, probably for another rail, “Yesh Nickay, you lewk SO HAWT in that cuck tank top, & you’ve got such great moves baybee, yes, I mean it.” snort snort. She lied.)

 

[Phillip Green]

Don't worry Riley, i know the PERFECT lawyer who can get you out of this...

https://x.com/ExwarSaing/status/1799639288822612380

"end stream and call nick"

these people are fucking stupid if they think nick can help them with legal shit. cant believe this all snowballed from EVS, Dick, Nick, and Youngclippa seething that a black man became successful.

We should crowdfound something for Eric as a thank you for the content over the months. Think he has a thing set up where if you buy a book you can donate it. Something to ponder

It really is amazing these brain damaged retards think Nick in a position to help anyone. God, I hope this lifts dear feeder's spirits, it's certainly lifted mine.

For those looking, the quote DumDum refers to is in the Elissa Clips video at ~6:25, right after Mint handed Riley's wallet to a cop.

Mint: <talking to cop> "I can't hear it".
Cop: "He said end the stream and call... Vic?
Mint: "OK, I know what he means by that..."
Cop: "...Nick? OK, have a good night."
Mint: <proceeds to walk away and low-IQ rant for several minutes>

 

[newuser131]

So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​

2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​

3. Other (please elaborate)​

no. 2. rekieta was always a degenerate asshole. him getting married young and living in a christian community is what held his degeneracy in check for all those years. to a point where rekieta fooled himself into believing in the trad dad conservative christian lifestyle. think of it like stockholm syndrome. that's why he never cursed when he started on youtube and why he had those trad christian post on facebook prior to 2016.

once he got into youtube and had a big following, was when the mask came off. he did not need his irl local community anymore because everyone online was tell him how great he was. i do believe his cocaine use was started because of stress, but the stress was not due to his busy "online media empire" schedule. it was more of wanting the dick masterson socal lifestyle but couldn't because rekieta was stuck in minnesota with 5 kids and to that christian community this family was tied to. thus, here we are.

 

[DumbDude43]

Coke hasn't been expensive since the 1970's. These days, it's cheap as chips. It's probably gone up recently, what with Covid and inflation and what have you, but twenty years ago, you could get half a gram for £20 - £30 where I live. That's less than a couple of drinks in a bar.

copare that to other stimulants though, and take into account how long the high lasts
with coke it lasts for minutes and then you want to immediately go again
something like meth on the other hand lasts for hours