Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[anionfarflung]

The only thing I can think of that might vaguely justify this is that it's a Seinfeld reference, but it's probably the Balldo family genetics at play.
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Yeah it's obviously that and it's kind of funny. I posted that tongue-in-cheek because I have been waiting for a good reason.

All the same ... /thunkful

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick made a Instagram post

You're talking about the beauty of life after they had to take your kids away from you.

Meditate on that, you fucking retard, hypocrite failure.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I just want Nick to get some sick air in his Mustang and do his best Richard Hammond impression.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

That haircut is dogshit. That’s about all the alogging my uncreative ass can come up with on this post.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I just can't wait for the footage which should be any day now. All the people who swept for this effeminate fruitbowl will be forced to eat crow.

Having his name totally destroyed in the eyes of the public is so satisfying.

 

[ChromaQuack]

As someone who's forever considered the idea of social media at large to be egregiously retarded, I've got to ask the more "normal" among you something.

What's the deal with the selfie in nice/nice-ish place and 40 paragraphs of poorly thought out seething? it's such an ubiquitous sight in these hellscapes, even dating back to pre-facebook times.

Is the selfie meant to imply seriousness? is it the combination of the selfie and "look at the things behind me, life is so good" while passively aggressively throwing an impotent tantrum supposed to make those of lesser minds envious of your put-on devil may care attitude?

Am I just not retarded enough to get it or do I need to get my understanding of social cues checked?

 

[Bepis]

What do Nick's detractors want?

Personally I'd like a signed and numbered print of his arrest mugshot photo as that Locals gift.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The whole flowery "woe is me, overcoming adversity" horseshit is ebidance enough that he is going to fuck this up even worse for himself. He actually believes he has done absolutely nothing wrong. I know he's an absolutely shameless bullshit artist, but even I was a little surprised that he had the absolute fucking gall to try and do this fake Christian bible shit so soon.

 

[zimzam88]

Lmao illiterate fag can't even spell "leeches." It has no "a" in it you faggot retard so-called English major. "Leach" is a VERB, "leech" is the creature that sucks blood, like you.

This worm thinks he's in a position to preach like he's a holy man when he denounces God and shits all over the Scriptures. Your trad disguise is permanently shredded you loser.

If it were true, you'd STILL HAVE YOUR KIDS YOU FAGGOT!

"LEACHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be LEACHES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare anorexic chest. "I HATE LEACHES" he thought.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Yeah it's obviously that and it's kind of funny. I posted that tongue-in-cheek because I have been waiting for a good reason.

All the same ... /thunkful

It's still a very strange thing even if it is.

 

[Heed Not]

I don't see the prosecutor not doing this. Only the Barnes idiot would encourage Nick turn it down.

Nick isn't taking a plea, his ego is tied fo beating the entire case. Same reason he won't settle with Monty. Besides, Judge Stephen "Under the jail for possession or sale" Wenzell has a history of going beyond the sentence recommendation.

 

[anionfarflung]

The Rekietas have unveiled their new strategy for winning back the religious segment of their audience:

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I just can't wait for the footage which should be any day now. All the people who swept for this effeminate fruitbowl will be forced to eat crow.

Having his name totally destroyed in the eyes of the public is so satisfying.

His grift needs to be downgraded in order to satisfy the demon

 

[Angry Crustacean]

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"LEACHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be LEACHES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare anorexic chest. "I HATE LEACHES" he thought.

Family Express is a pretty good representation for how fast the kids got out. What a fucking deadbeat junkie loser. I hope he dies of cirrhosis and livestreams his agonizing screams as his liver burns a hole through the lining of his stomach.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

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He looks like a serial killer damn

 

[Nate Higgers]

The Rekietas have unveiled their new strategy for winning back the religious segment of their audience:

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Producers note: the baby lamb is actually made of 26g of cocaine

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The Rekietas have unveiled their new strategy for winning back the religious segment of their audience:

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That's greasy as shit with all the current knowledge

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

Holy fuck. Dude looks worse in sunlight. WW1 soldier just brought back from a POW camp. Kayla must look like an AMC's The Walking Dead zombie.

 

[Stupor Mario]

As someone who's forever considered the idea of social media at large to be egregiously retarded, I've got to ask the more "normal" among you something.

What's the deal with the selfie in nice/nice-ish place and 40 paragraphs of poorly thought out seething? it's such an ubiquitous sight in these hellscapes, even dating back to pre-facebook times.

Is the selfie meant to imply seriousness? is it the combination of the selfie and "look at the things behind me, life is so good" while passively aggressively throwing an impotent tantrum supposed to make those of lesser minds envious of your put-on devil may care attitude?

Am I just not retarded enough to get it or do I need to get my understanding of social cues checked?

Oh, that's simple. It's just the rampant plague of narcissism. Social media encourages everyone to think of themselves as the center of the universe.

It used to be that only celebrities were used to having pictures of their faces taken and printed in newspapers and magazines or filmed and broadcast on TV or on movie screens where millions of people would see them. And they got to spout off and they had all these fans and sycophants hanging on all the dumb things they had to say. That's why narcissism was so notoriously rampant among celebs.

Now that the average person can broadcast their image to the entire world via social media, and they can do their own PR for themselves, and they can post their picture and write whatever inane thoughts occur to them that they think are super deep and can imagine that millions of people will see and read it all, regular people are becoming just as narcissistic as celebrities. That's my working theory, at least.

 

[dustnight]

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Is this AI? no way his nose is that straight.