Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Lookin like the cokehead version of Zorg

I can’t be the only one who heard Dueling Banjos when that post loaded.



When the part in your hair is more than a handbreadth, it’s time to go full skinhead.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I think it’s the cocaine stimulants makes you not hungry at all our wife has the same sunken facial appearance neither are sleeping good either again cocaine makes you wide awake and then the booze like nick both drugs have effects on sleep.

Pretty sure I remember a Kino Casino clip from months ago (I think Metokur was on) where Nick was claiming to only eat a 99 cent bag of chips a day. At the time they speculated he was worried about the calories from all the whiskey but now it is clearer what the real issue was.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Nothing makes me more happy the Rabbit felted Nick.

As for Coomalot... I watched him for a while but I always felt something was OFF about him.

 

[polar bear]

I can’t be the only one who heard Dueling Banjos when that post loaded.

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When the part in your hair is more than a handbreadth, it’s time to go full skinhead.

Masterful, I like how he looks like a middle finger to the humanity, which he is.

Well I am not as talented and skilled as you are, but I'm doing my bit helping Nick to become even more transparent and honest. IMHO, first step is to stop hiding your face behind moustache.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick is behaving at least publicly like he’s going to fight this case is this how he really feels or is he simply trying to drive a better bargain with with the DA by appearing confident?

 

[Pagan Min]

What is he even trying to do with the Richard Spencer sidecut? Is he trying to look like a Nazi? Like he couldn't look even worse than he already does as a child abusing cokehead freak?

He's utterly blown that trad thing. He's not getting it back. Staring madly at a camera with a neo-Nazi haircut isn't going to save him.

It's the style of haircut he used to get earlier on in his streaming "career". Pretty obvious that he thought that if he LOOKED like he used to, then his audience would come back & love him like they used to.

Sorry, Nick, but that ship's sailed. Enjoy your post-Balldo life, you drunken, drug-addled, child-neglecting retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, it seems like people in Elissa's comments found the guys responsible for Riley's arrest.
These keeds, keep gettin away with shet, dey
i cant

 

[RotPockets]

I can’t be the only one who heard Dueling Banjos when that post loaded.

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When the part in your hair is more than a handbreadth, it’s time to go full skinhead.

Rare video evidence of Greasy Nick even more rarely bathing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can we have a nose like we can mark people's posts with for suspected noseguarding? It'd be kind of like a Mafia/Werewolf in thread minigame.

Instead of pink triangles Balldos thread should have little Balldos to mark reddit faggots like that clown that got banned.

To go to rehab, get his shit together and - provided this saga doesn't end with a long prison sentence - start living a life that befits an actual adult.

Will he do it? Depends on how much he sees this situation as a long overdue wakeup call.

Meh. At this point he's irredeemable, as long as the kids are safely out of his way it'd be far more entertaining for him to embrace all his worst impulses.
Its what he wants to do anyway, he clearly resents his kids.
He should sign away custody like Pat Tomlinson and fully commit to his 120 Days of Sodom LARP.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is behaving at least publicly like he’s going to fight this case is this how he really feels or is he simply trying to drive a better bargain with with the DA by appearing confident?

The DA is going to be unimpressed by passive-aggressive instagramming because she has a big bag of coke to build her case on.

What we're currently seeing is Nick's public relations strategy: Hint that there's a hidden truth that the public isn't privy to, then refuse to elaborate because of the ongoing legal case. Seems to work well enough on his remaining audience.

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Nick's latest missive has inspired Still-Life

Spoiler

 

[Male Idiot]

What do I want? I want him to be a funny idiot and livestream it. Nigger stole my haircut, least he can do in return is a leak of him doing something gross and funny.

 

[BiggestKai]

I can't believe a few years ago I stopped watching this guy with the reasoning of "he's too nice and wholesome and focuses too much on these toasts for his audiences' dead loved ones, this isn't entertaining oh look his daughter is on camera and he's being a nice father dawww". I should have known from the balls or no balls question but I thought it was just some fun ribbing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“If the pigs can run Nick through this bullshit they can do it to me too”

Tacit admission of having more than 25 grams of cocaine and neglecting his kids to have a polycule? I don’t get it everyone is dancing around the giant bag of cocaine and acting like Nick dindu nuffin and wrongly targeted as a political prisoner for his super intelligent streams where he gets shitfaced and snorts coke to ramble on about butter dishes (and that’s if he even does stream)

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope he jumps back into the Christian larp 100% because there is zero chance he can sustain it. He hates religion. He hates Christianity. He hates Christians. He hates churches. He hates his church. He hates the clergy there. He hates the other members of the congregation. This is the big brained way he's going to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and it's going to eat at him everyday until he can't take it anymore. This is as sincere as every actual celebrity who finds religion after they find themselves embroiled in scandal.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

Like this guy has ever experienced adversity.

Experiencing repercussions for shitty choices isn’t adversity. Nick doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is behaving at least publicly like he’s going to fight this case is this how he really feels or is he simply trying to drive a better bargain with with the DA by appearing confident?

The way he's acting it's more like he's trying to embolden the DA into thinking he can get his first death penalty in a non-murder case.

Like this guy has ever experienced adversity.

Experiencing repercussions for shitty choices isn’t adversity. Nick doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.

He's literally Jesus, man!

Don't you remember the part of the Bible where Jesus snorted up a mountain of cocaine, falsely called a guy a child molester, turned out to be a child abuser himself, and got his kids taken away?

 

[datura_binge]

Nick is behaving at least publicly like he’s going to fight this case is this how he really feels or is he simply trying to drive a better bargain with with the DA by appearing confident?

lol in his livestream he said the prosecutor couldn't read and that he lived in the city of Bumfuckville, MN. He also spent half that livestream doing what he always does, which is stare into the corners and ceiling and shit talk his peers.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

“There is no compromise with poison."

so you'll stop drinking and doing drugs?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Like this guy has ever experienced adversity.

Experiencing repercussions for shitty choices isn’t adversity. Nick doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.

To hear Nick tell it, he grew up in the most nigger infested hood deep in the mean streets of Houston; nothing but liquor stores, trap houses and dead gang members far as the eye could see. Of course, to hear Nick tell it, there was no coke, no booze, no baldo and no starving, smelly, neglected kids, so I guess take anything he says with a mountain of salt.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Classic sign of the Sonichu demon: delusions of godhood

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This made me start thinking about the curse of the medallion.

Then I started about Chris talking about the dimensional merge.

I hope all the previous speculation of the dimensional merge was wrong and what the dimensional merge actually will be is all the victims of the curse of the medallion some how are pushed into merging story/time lines.