Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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genericwhitemale said:
Reminder also that it took literal hours for the crowdfunder for the Rekieta bodycam footage to surpass it's 6k goal, and days for the Lolcow Fund to get over $100,000. Montograph also managed to raise 14 out of the $15,000 for his legal fees. They'll probably crowdfund a decent amoung because Dax's audience is made up of gullible retards; it must be nice having an audience so brand loyal that they fork out for your Patreon and then also shell out hundreds for legal fees.
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There was a time not too long ago that Dax could have easily pulled off a 15k gofundme to help out a friend of his. Back before everyone despised Ralph and Balldo wasn't known as Balldo. There was a time long ago when the forum was friendly with all of those people and there might even have been people here that would have tossed a couple dollars to help. I bet he could have made the goal in hours.

It really shows you how far the dude has fallen. He can go on about his Patreon numbers all he wants but this really shows how far the dude has fallen off. Just barely limping toward $2000 half of which is from 8 whales.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
It really shows you how far the dude has fallen. He can go on about his Patreon numbers all he wants but this really shows how far the dude has fallen off. Just barely limping toward $2000 half of which is from 8 whales.
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Dick's Patreons (there's two of them) is still one of the greatest mysteries of KiwiFarms, IMO. He's seemingly not pulling in the views to justify it.

By comparison, Nick's Patreon fell on its ass a long time ago. Even before he really started to nosedive this year.

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I know every time this comes up some people like to claim "drug laundering." I dunno about that, but it's always been weird to me. Something is off.

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Oh, so the guy who was responsible for introducing the worst addition to the Dick Show universe?

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Yeah, I think he was also responsible for hooking Dick up with Digibro (currently assembling a crack assault team with his gay boyfriend to do... something... to help Riley).
 
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Captain Manning said:
Dick's Patreons (there's two of them) is still one of the greatest mysteries of KiwiFarms, IMO. He's seemingly not pulling in the views to justify it.
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I think his Discord is link to being a Patreon subscriber and there is a parasocial think going on there? I firmly believe that Dick has managed to convince 700-800 autists on the level of Chris the Kiwi, the wonder bread guy and Cripple Jesus to subscribe to his top tier by cultivating a fake online community full of weirdos with no friends on his discord. These people have a childlike understanding of what's cool, believe Dick is basically Duke Nukem and pay to friends with him and participate in the show.

Credit where credit is due, it is a lucrative racket.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Yeah, I think he was also responsible for hooking Dick up with Digibro (currently assembling a crack assault team with his gay boyfriend to do... something... to help Riley).
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>Fire fat, gunted, drug addicted wigger as your producer
>He forms a network that includes Vito the Pedo, Digibro (open pedophile), Mintsalad and Ethan Ralph
>Force out actually interesting guests like Josh by telling him he's "scaring away bigger draws" (lol)
>End result: Patreon drops for 3 years, only picks up because of tard fight with black comic book man, optics poison around your name
 
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Never Scored said:
I think his Discord is link to being a Patreon subscriber and there is a parasocial think going on there? I firmly believe that Dick has managed to convince 700-800 autists on the level of Chris the Kiwi, the wonder bread guy and Cripple Jesus to subscribe to his top tier by cultivating a fake online community full of weirdos with no friends on his discord. These people have a childlike understanding of what's cool, believe Dick is basically Duke Nukem and pay to friends with him and participate in the show.

Credit where credit is due, it is a lucrative racket.
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It could be for the Discord access, sure. You apparently get it even at the $1 level. But 5,246 paypigs is a hell of a lot still.

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>Force out actually interesting guests like Josh by telling him he's "scaring away bigger draws" (lol)
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Yeah, that's why I'm under the impression he brought Digibro in before Vito. Riley did not want Null talking to Dick about Digibro.

Vito would be "take two," because Digibro clearly didn't work out. Hard to hang with Dick when you're taking HRT in some tent on a sidewalk in Tulsa. Lol.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Dick's Patreons (there's two of them) is still one of the greatest mysteries of KiwiFarms, IMO. He's seemingly not pulling in the views to justify it.

By comparison, Nick's Patreon fell on its ass a long time ago. Even before he really started to nosedive this year.

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I know every time this comes up some people like to claim "drug laundering." I dunno about that, but it's always been weird to me. Something is off.


Yeah, I think he was also responsible for hooking Dick up with Digibro (currently assembling a crack assault team with his gay boyfriend to do... something... to help Riley).
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Same with his x interactions they're not booming for such a high profile person. Dick is an enigma mixed with aids
 
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