Gonna start sperging but i've been keeping up with the Jomhas more recently and I think they're at their worst right now. Where do you even go from here? I've never seen lolcows that were so genuinely miserable and lost. Obviously, they should break up. They can't fucking stand each other but are so deep in shit and miserable they're trying to make this work to "spite the haters".
Ian, I think could do a comeback despite it all. Obviously he'll still get shat on for being a simp, cuck, spineless, etc. but if he takes a social media break, comes back and pulls the "I was depressed" and "I was manipulated" without outright shitting on Anisa but hinting at it he would get some sympathy. He could get in touch with old friends, Max and Chad especially and embrace "edgy" humour that doesn't involve saying slurs every 2 minutes and also touching some fucking grass. Content Cops are out of the question, since he's no longer untouchable, but he could still do some commentary with the same passion he used to have. He would never live down the Anisa shit as i said, but if he plays it right (vaguely) he could garner more sympathy than roasts. I think a comeback (definitely nothing similar to what idubbbz used to be) is possible, while still keeping the "he matured" persona without being a soy cuck. Max and Chad's content is different now as well, but they still have their edge and personality.
Anisa, I think should just leave the internet for good. Everybody fucking hates her, she has no good content to offer, she uses all social media as her personal diary where she rants about herself, her new mental illness she diagnosed herself with because it's trending on tiktok and overall, saying dumb shit that backfires on her. She was not meant to be an influencer, streamer, youtuber or whatever. Irl she could easily find a guy to put up with the bpd-ness and provide for her. I think she has a shot at it, unlike Ian, who I don't think could survive going offline and being entirely irl. And unlike Ian, I don't see her having an online presence where people forgive or embrace her, because she's never had a solid fanbase to start with and as i said, has nothing to offer content wise. She brings up raihnbowkidz all the time, but she wasn't that successful to begin with, she was just a troll and not even one of the popular ones. No one gives a fuck about that era, they know her as idubbbz gf who ruined his career (even if he is equally at fault).
I think those are the best case scenarios for them while they're still in their early 30's and have a chance to somehow fix their lives, because.. shit is sad. Can't get rid of those shit tattoos, though, but maybe I underestimate laser removal, I'm not that familiar with it. Otherwise, I just see all the crazy scenarios people here have brought up for the future of the Jomhas becoming a reality, because 2 years ago they were funny, but now, seeing the absolute state of them you can be like oh shit. They're so fucked.
