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No you wouldn't the reason for the wide streets and broad boulevards is to give room for cavalry to charge down protestors and prevent the proles from easily building street barricades. In fact one of the reasons for Haussmann's renovations of Paris was to make the city impossible for the proles to take over. The mass transit statement is however, accurate.
That’s a myth. The main reason why Paris was renovated was because it was an ugly and dirty city that Napoleon III was embarrassed by. Paris was scheduled to host the World’s Fair and the Emperor wanted foreign visitors to leave with the impression that Paris is the best city in the world. His orders were to make the city beautiful, not to make it easier to control.

The French army easily suppressed pre-Haussmann communes and the communists still managed to build street barricades post-Haussmann (before being easily defeated by the French army).

Haussmann himself wrote:
But, as for me, I who was the promoter of these additions made to the original project, I declare that I never thought in the least, in adding them, of their greater or lesser strategic value.
Regarding the post-renovation commune:
Wikipedia said:
There was only one armed uprising in Paris after Haussmann, the Paris Commune from March through May 1871, and the boulevards played no important role. The Communards seized power easily, because the French Army was absent, defeated and captured by the Prussians. The Communards took advantage of the boulevards to build a few large forts of paving stones with wide fields of fire at strategic points, such as the meeting point of the Rue de Rivoli and Place de la Concorde. But when the newly organized army arrived at the end of May, it avoided the main boulevards, advanced slowly and methodically to avoid casualties, worked its way around the barricades, and took them from behind. The Communards were defeated in one week not because of Haussmann's boulevards, but because they were outnumbered by five to one, they had fewer weapons and fewer people trained to use them, they had no hope of getting support from outside Paris, they had no plan for the defense of the city; they had very few experienced officers; there was no single commander; and each neighborhood was left to defend itself.
 
Trying to argue mass transit on the grounds of disabled people (and actually disabled people, not "muh spoons" disabled) isn't relevant because at the price of a mass transit you can just run dial-a-bus services or give out Uber vouchers.
That point was more toward the point in the quote that 'short trips are worthless' when it comes to PT, the idea you would build PT for just disabled is insane, however it is a additional benefit of PT that the disabled can use it autonomously with everyone else vs just relying on cabs/community buses.
 
While searching for more congestion charge salt, I found this thread:
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Carbrains will never know the feeling of watching a pedo take pictures of little girls.

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/r/fuckcars debunks excuses for driving cars:
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Amazingly almost every comment calls him a moron:
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He made another equally dumb post in /r/suburbanhell:
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Guy must be a troll, even the urbanists don't like it:
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That’s a myth. The main reason why Paris was renovated was because it was an ugly and dirty city that Napoleon III was embarrassed by. Paris was scheduled to host the World’s Fair and the Emperor wanted foreign visitors to leave with the impression that Paris is the best city in the world. His orders were to make the city beautiful, not to make it easier to control.
Yeah the more I look around the more I think he just occassionally marketed it that way, the overriding concern was city beautification and modernization with security being a tertiary concern at best.
 
Guy must be a troll, even the urbanists don't like it:

I don't think so. Just because you have a take that's stupider than the average Redditor doesn't make you a troll. For instance, the subreddit did cheer on the "transit friendly" car carpet even though only an autistic degenerate would think that classic car carpets are "car-brained toys".

Carbrains will never know the feeling of watching a pedo take pictures of little girls.

The thing about mass transit is by focusing on "actually there aren't that many violent incidents on subways" you're missing every other manner of unsavory behavior. Sure, you might not have some hobo pulling down his pants and doing a massive liquidy dump in the aisle but you do have this.
 
The thing about mass transit is by focusing on "actually there aren't that many violent incidents on subways" you're missing every other manner of unsavory behavior. Sure, you might not have some hobo pulling down his pants and doing a massive liquidy dump in the aisle but you do have this.
Stares into your eyes whilst slowly moving my hand up and down and up and down ....


The handrailing pole, you freak!


Now to be fair, the number of people I've seen jerking it while driving is actually exactly the same as the number of people I've seen masturbating on transit (1) but I've driven many, many more miles.
 
Stares into your eyes whilst slowly moving my hand up and down and up and down ....


The handrailing pole, you freak!


Now to be fair, the number of people I've seen jerking it while driving is actually exactly the same as the number of people I've seen masturbating on transit (1) but I've driven many, many more miles.
When you're in a subway carriage you're stuck there with the freaks. When you're in a car, you don't have to sit next to the guy stroking his schmeat.

Unless you're in my car.
 
Jason complains about people asking why he only talks about the Netherlands and the US/Canada:
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A road outside of Shinjuku station
He never goes to the US though despite constantly talking about it...

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It's rich hearing "muh climate" as an excuse from a guy who literally just traveled halfway around the world to Japan.
Actually, it's even richer coming from a guy who has made the trip over a dozen times:
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I guarantee you that I have a lower carbon footprint than he does.

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He actually likes comments, so long as they're from "enlightened Europeans" and not "ignorant Americans":
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"NOOO YOU'RE VIRTUE SIGNALLING" says the faggot jerking himself off about climate change while travelling by jet. Stay in Europe Jason, we don't want you back here even temporarily. Also if you have an audience of over a million and the 'signal to noise' ratio is so bad you can't find good comments on your stuff, that means your fans are majority retarded.
 
/r/fuckcars is bitching about Project 2025 eliminating federal subsidies for transit:
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What's the issue? I thought dense cities paid for themselves, how could there be any federal money to cut?

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He never goes to the US though despite constantly talking about it...
The thing that confuses me about Jason is he must surely know that his audience is overwhelmingly US-based. 8 out of his top 10 most popular videos are explicitly focused on either the US or Canada.

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His most popular video ever is largely him quoting Chuck (in an entire series where he does the same thing), I wonder if that gives him a complex and is why he's been so insistent lately that he only makes "original content" with footage he takes himself (that's not impressive by the way).

And this is ignoring the fact that every video of his that I've ever seen takes some potshot at the US even if it's focused on something else. He quotes Wikipedia and news articles plenty, just only with statistics that support his agenda.


Where can I find this AI slop? I'm actually serious, if he's complaining about it there's a solid chance it's better than what he's shitting out but I can't find any.
 
"NOOO YOU'RE VIRTUE SIGNALLING" says the faggot jerking himself off about climate change while travelling by jet. Stay in Europe Jason, we don't want you back here even temporarily. Also if you have an audience of over a million and the 'signal to noise' ratio is so bad you can't find good comments on your stuff, that means your fans are majority retarded.
No I want that faggot back in Canada so he can suffer living with Pajeets (which he voted for by supporting the Liberals, NDP or Greens) instead of fleeing to Europe to shit up their countries.
 
Yeah the more I look around the more I think he just occassionally marketed it that way, the overriding concern was city beautification and modernization with security being a tertiary concern at best.
That is rather paradoxical, isn't it? By creating these wide boulevards Paris gained a reputation for being a beautiful city (and it probably was back when actual French people lived there).

Those idyllic sidewalk cafes? Not possible with those medieval backroads.

I'm not sure he realizes there's no comeback to [how easy it is for drivers to navigate home] and he doesn't provide one.

That's why roads are great because you don't need overly complex schedules and times and routes. If you've actually driven somewhere, even someplace you've never been to before, navigating is only like 5% of the issue, usually "get on Interstate 10 WEST (not East)", "exit Scarborough Road", and then navigating the last few miles.

Plus, they drop you off right at your house or at the very least a parking lot where you can hoof it no more than a block. The "last mile problem" continues to stump urbanists.

Manhattanites love to brag about their variety of businesses, but most of them cater to commuters and can't be supported solely by the local residents.
I know I already replied to this quote but wasn't Manhattan one of the hardest hit places in COVID?
I mean, besides the blue state lockdowns and anyone with money fleeing for the Hamptons, the hardest hit places of COVID were the places that relied on a lot of non-local patronage.
It makes sense—think about your town, if you actually looked at what restaurants closed down permanently, you could see trends start to emerge. If they relied on office commuters, the after-church crowd, the after-bars crowd, the student hangouts, anything that didn't have drive-up access (inside malls and pedestrian areas)...those were the ones that tended to be the most at-risk. It wasn't just blue areas being retarded, it was that the "urbanist" locations were the ones failing, especially if they were doing a marginal business before.

Jason complains about people asking why he only talks about the Netherlands and the US/Canada:
He really is a piece of shit. Almost everything he says is derived from Marohn or some other urbanist, and he DOES he use lots of stock footage. Sometime within the last month someone called him out for that and he just bitched about it as usual.

Also if you have an audience of over a million and the 'signal to noise' ratio is so bad you can't find good comments on your stuff, that means your fans are majority retarded.
There have been a few comments where they were positive, but asked a question he didn't like and he flipped out.

It's a good thing he doesn't go to any in-person meets, I don't think he's even capable of pretending to be nice and friendly.

/r/fuckcars is bitching about Project 2025 eliminating federal subsidies for transit:

Remember, they wouldn't hesitate to cut road funding or otherwise punish anyone who doesn't use mass transit.

What's the issue? I thought dense cities paid for themselves, how could there be any federal money to cut?

Uhh uhh stupid carbrain, they spend all their money on suburban infrastructure, that's why.

Where can I find this AI slop? I'm actually serious, if he's complaining about it there's a solid chance it's better than what he's shitting out but I can't find any.

By the powers of autism, I have found it
 
I was thinking more deeply about their idea of sending teenagers to Europe to get them more anti car, but I think the opposite will happen similar to weebs visiting Japan. They might find they aren't any healthier in terms of weight nor do they have any more friends/ a girlfriend as they thought.

The thing that confuses me about Jason is he must surely know that his audience is overwhelmingly US-based. 8 out of his top 10 most popular videos are explicitly focused on either the US or Canada.

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I hate that stupid video on the top right. Every time I'm signed out of youtube it shows up recommended and I fucking hate seeing it.
 
Jason complains about people asking why he only talks about the Netherlands and the US/Canada:
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He never goes to the US though despite constantly talking about it...

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It's rich hearing "muh climate" as an excuse from a guy who literally just traveled halfway around the world to Japan.
Actually, it's even richer coming from a guy who has made the trip over a dozen times:
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I guarantee you that I have a lower carbon footprint than he does.

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He actually likes comments, so long as they're from "enlightened Europeans" and not "ignorant Americans":
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I swear this motherfucker thinks that literally every critique of his videos is completely invalid and makes the critic some smooth-brained retard. He is so fucking arrogant.
 
I wonder what Jason will do if you mention the massive housing crisis in Netherlands that so many had enough for more "right wing" parties to gain power because of the lack of response to them.
He brushes it off with "but Canada":

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For someone who seems to hate all types of people from all countries I'm shocked at how much he clamors for more density.
 
I was thinking more deeply about their idea of sending teenagers to Europe to get them more anti car, but I think the opposite will happen similar to weebs visiting Japan. They might find they aren't any healthier in terms of weight nor do they have any more friends/ a girlfriend as they thought.


I hate that stupid video on the top right. Every time I'm signed out of youtube it shows up recommended and I fucking hate seeing it.
It's the top left one that I hate because it uses that stupid meme image of "an American street" even though that place is basically a glorified truck stop off the highway so there's a reason why it's designed and laid out like that and covered in signs.
 
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