Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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grand larsony said:
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I've got the Cobratron sifting through the gigantic pile of Cobra transcripts I have and writing articles about his beliefs with citations now. Anyone got ideas for beliefs I could have it look for? I already covered guns/mass shootings, gender relayshuns, and sickos. I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
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Call me regarded, but I digress- the front page mentions registering an account but I couldn't find where to do that. Could a bogbro point me in the right direction?
 
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The latest boglim chronicles upload is a back in time video about the swiftbucks stream. Very comfy, almost nostalgic given how the last few years have turned out.
Throughout the entire thing I just kept remembering his 8am booze streams and kept bursting out laughing.

Good work on the boglimpedia. Does anyone have a download link to the transcripts? I'd like a copy.
 
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In my other autistic interests I stumbled across an amplifier perfect for a Gothic Cowboy
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grand larsony said:
I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
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Back up the citations somewhere other than YouTube. Imagine if you'd cited the subreddit widely and it was all deleted? You'd have a whole site with dead links like ED.
 
HorusLupercal said:
Call me regarded, but I digress- the front page mentions registering an account but I couldn't find where to do that. Could a bogbro point me in the right direction?
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Are you on mobile maybe? I haven't really messed with the site on mobile and have no idea if it works properly on mobile.
Small G genocide said:
The latest boglim chronicles upload is a back in time video about the swiftbucks stream. Very comfy, almost nostalgic given how the last few years have turned out.
Throughout the entire thing I just kept remembering his 8am booze streams and kept bursting out laughing.

Good work on the boglimpedia. Does anyone have a download link to the transcripts? I'd like a copy.
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I've uploaded the transcripts to https://kingcobrawiki.org/backups/transcripts.zip. They're all in JSON format and produced by the distil-small.en Whisper model, so the quality should be higher than YouTube's automatic transcripts. Each JSON has both the full transcript text and also text annotations with timestamps listed.
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Back up the citations somewhere other than YouTube. Imagine if you'd cited the subreddit widely and it was all deleted? You'd have a whole site with dead links like ED.
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I have a full archive of Cobra's videos. Not a great one, since I didn't wanna use up tons of space on videos I'll never watch, but I have them. They're all stored locally, downloaded with yt-dlp set to worst video quality & best audio quality. If Cobra's channel ever goes down, I'll upload what's necessary, but otherwise I'd prefer not to use up tons of bandwidth/disk space on the web server to serve them when YouTube does it for free.
Also I'm not sure if you saw this, cause it was like dozens of pages ago, but I archived a ton of stuff from the subreddit. You can find that here: https://archive.org/details/kingcobrajfs_zmwmoudugo8c1_watermarked
If there's any text content you want from the subreddit lmk and I can upload that as well, but I didn't bother dumping it onto archive.org when I was making the page for the pics/vids
 
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hoodratt said:
Seeing hank 3s amp in that photo makes me want Cobra to have a big 100 watt tube amp and a stack in his new trailer. I feel like Cobees would like a Laney or something British. The neighbors would hate him.
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I can't speak for solo Ozzy, but I'm pretty sure sabbath was Laney and Marshall stuff. I don't have a basis for it, but I could see him rocking orange for some reason.

I just got a bassbreaker 45 combo, and even on 1 watt you can hear it outside my house. 100 watt in a trailer would be hilarious
 
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JambledUpWords said:
If they ever release a sex tape, it’s going to be one of the most cursed videos in existence
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She has stated that they have intimate recordings. I don't know if these are now lost because her phone broke, or because his phone broke. We can only hope.
 
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Crab Latte said:
She has stated that they have intimate recordings. I don't know if these are now lost because her phone broke, or because his phone broke. We can only hope.
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According to Jessica Messica last night one of NAL's ex mods came to her chat (timestamped) and told her in chat about how Jessica was selling sex tapes of her and Cobra "lowkey" but didn't provide any proof or elaborate further.
So there very well could be someone, or people, out there with a first hand video of Josh getting little Jawwwwshie serviced by NAL...
 
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So I have absolutely no experience editing wikis so I apologize if this is a dumb question but how exactly do I make an article for the wiki? I wanted to make a page for the Gothic King Cobra documentary but I have no idea how or where to make it.
 
Jobama said:
So I have absolutely no experience editing wikis so I apologize if this is a dumb question but how exactly do I make an article for the wiki? I wanted to make a page for the Gothic King Cobra documentary but I have no idea how or where to make it.
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As a veteran Wikipedia Vandal and Wikia autist. I've pretty much got the knowledge to make a wiki page. I can help you if you want.
 
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GentleGenosha said:
According to Jessica Messica last night one of NAL's ex mods came to her chat (timestamped) and told her in chat about how Jessica was selling sex tapes of her and Cobra "lowkey" but didn't provide any proof or elaborate further.
So there very well could be someone, or people, out there with a first hand video of Josh getting little Jawwwwshie serviced by NAL...
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I’m still in disbelief of anyone (even as gross as NAL) going down on Cobes. Cobes is full of infections because he never showers, and I’d imagine it’s only worse around his nether regions because of all the sweat that can accumulate there. It would be a stiff competition between the biggest of deathfats and Cobra on who smells worse.
 
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